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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Angelica _ann wrote:washiku wrote:Swenani wrote:Washiku has broken his leg and his friend impunity comes to see him
Impunity: How are you doing
washiku:Fine, Hey do me a favour.Go upstairs and get me my slippers.
Impunity goes upstairs and sees Washiku's hot twin sisters lying on the bed
Impunity:Your brother washiku sent me up to have sex with your girls
Twins: Oh really???? Prove it
Impunity:(shouting) Hey Washiku, did you say one or both of them
Washiku:(shouting back)Of course both,whats the point of me sending you for f***ing one?
 Silly boy. Do you know coincidentally I have twin sisters. Oh, and yes. They are hot  How do you know your sisters are hot? I thought hot=beautiful? I took part in bringing them up, and they have always remained very beautiful kids to me. Even when I introduce them, I am always proud of saying "meet my beautiful sisters so n so".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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@Kysee wewe you want to confuse wazua antalcoblow members; swenani (your last week love), McReggae, King G (ako?), Buster et all yawa! In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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^^ Sorry ,I posted the pic on the wrong thread-belongs to photos one but it's ok. it looks funny,
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2013 Posts: 2,552
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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washiku wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:washiku wrote:Swenani wrote:Washiku has broken his leg and his friend impunity comes to see him
Impunity: How are you doing
washiku:Fine, Hey do me a favour.Go upstairs and get me my slippers.
Impunity goes upstairs and sees Washiku's hot twin sisters lying on the bed
Impunity:Your brother washiku sent me up to have sex with your girls
Twins: Oh really???? Prove it
Impunity:(shouting) Hey Washiku, did you say one or both of them
Washiku:(shouting back)Of course both,whats the point of me sending you for f***ing one?
Silly boy. Do you know coincidentally I have twin sisters. Oh, and yes. They are hot How do you know your sisters are hot? I thought hot=beautiful? I took part in bringing them up, and they have always remained very beautiful kids to me. Even when I introduce them, I am always proud of saying "meet my beautiful sisters so n so". Come with them to the First lady's half marathon and introduce them to me.Thanks in advance If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Several men are in the changing room of Kiambu golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I am at the shopping mall at UNEP and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?” MAN: “Sure…go ahead if you like it that much.” WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 model. I saw one I really liked.” MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: $100,000″ MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $1 million”. It’s at Muthaiga, great gardens, overlooking the dense Karura forest. MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $100, 000. It really is a pretty good price.” WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!” MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.” The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape… He smiles and asks: “Does anyone know the owner of this phone???”
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/9/2013 Posts: 285 Location: hapakule.
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washiku wrote:Several men are in the changing room of
Kiambu golf club. A mobile phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone
else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the
club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the shopping mall at UNEP
and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only
$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure…go ahead if you like it that
much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2013 model. I
saw
one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: $100,000″
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all
the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…The
house I wanted last year is back on the
market.
They’re asking $1 million”. It’s at Muthaiga,
great gardens, overlooking the dense Karura
forest.
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an
offer of $900,000. They will probably take it.
If
not, we can go the extra $100, 000. It really is
a pretty good price.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so
much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the
changing room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape…
He smiles and asks: “Does anyone know the
owner of this phone???” Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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4lourBliss wrote:washiku wrote:Several men are in the changing room of
Kiambu golf club. A mobile phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone
else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the
club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the shopping mall at UNEP
and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only
$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure…go ahead if you like it that
much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2013 model. I
saw
one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: $100,000″
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all
the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…The
house I wanted last year is back on the
market.
They’re asking $1 million”. It’s at Muthaiga,
great gardens, overlooking the dense Karura
forest.
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an
offer of $900,000. They will probably take it.
If
not, we can go the extra $100, 000. It really is
a pretty good price.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so
much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the
changing room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape…
He smiles and asks: “Does anyone know the
owner of this phone???” Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: User Joined: 9/6/2013 Posts: 1,446 Location: In a house
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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Police:Knock Knock Mawinder:Who is there Police:Policemen,we just want to talk to you Mawinder:How many are you Police:Two policemen Mawinder:Okay, Just talk to yourselves If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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MESSAGE FROM ASSOCIATION OF HUSBANDS, BACHELORS, GIGOLOS, SUGAR DADDIES, BOYS AND MEN: TO WIVES, SNOBBISH SINGLE LADIES, COUGARS, LITTLE SWEET NOTHINGS, GIRLS N' WOMEN : Dear Girlfriends,Wives & side chicks, Due to certain circumstances beyond our control such as: - the increase in parking fee from Kes 140/-to Kes 300/- - the sudden appearance of drought in Turkana again, - the looming impeachment of Embu Governor, - the increase in NSSF rates, - the frequent disappearance of electricity, -Al-Shabab terror groups strolling through and having coffee at our airports, - the looming trial or acquital of our president and his deputy over crimes against humanity at the international Criminal Court (PEV 2007), corruption in goverment, - the introduction of alcoblow on our roads and police brutality, we shall neither be taking part nor be available during this year's Valentine Day celebration. Our country needs prayers and fasting and all men have agreed to engage in fasting and prayers through February 12th to 16th 2014. We totally understand (TGIF) Thank God it's Friday but We humbly advise you to visit your parents and other family members to spend Valentine's Day with them. After all they are loved ones as well. We wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day celeb'ration in advance. We will talk to you on the 16th of Feb, 2014. Thanks for your usual cooperation. Signed THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOYFRIENDS & HUSBANDS...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768
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 ...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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A Nigerian man called his mom: Man:Mom, I have AIDS Mother:Heeee, Chineke! Don't come back homeoooo, my sonoooo, don't come back home.God forbid! Man:Why mom, why now, watin I do now? Mother:Heee...you foolish boy! You see my son, if you come back home,then your wife will be infected.From your wife to your broda, from your broda to our maid, from our maid to your DADDY, from your daddy to my sista,from my sista to her hosband, from him to me,from me to the gardner, from the gardner to your sista. And if you sista gets infected heeee, then the whole village is in trouble....ewooo! So in the name of GODoooooo.PLEASE SAVE OUR VILAGEoooooo.DONT COME BACK HOMEoooo If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/9/2013 Posts: 285 Location: hapakule.
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Inside a bukusu's phone book: 1. Chanet wa pipi mtoko 2. Choch taktari 3. Mama felma maziwa 4. Pitris mama mboka 5. Chakson fundi wa retio 6. Mama prichit chirani 7. Tominic mchomba 8. Kefin pro 9. Chrisdine mulamwa 10. Rochasi wa fitio 11. Etwin fundi wa paiskeli 12. Choni wa pota pota 13. Lichoti fundi wa handi paga 14. Feronika mtecha wa papa tauti 15. Tanieli mchompa 16. Choisi wa tefiti Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/9/2013 Posts: 285 Location: hapakule.
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DEL Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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4lourBliss wrote:Inside a bukusu's phone book: 1. Chanet wa pipi mtoko 2. Choch taktari 3. Mama felma maziwa 4. Pitris mama mboka 5. Chakson fundi wa retio 6. Mama prichit chirani 7. Tominic mchomba 8. Kefin pro 9. Chrisdine mulamwa 10. Rochasi wa fitio 11. Etwin fundi wa paiskeli 12. Choni wa pota pota 13. Lichoti fundi wa handi paga 14. Feronika mtecha wa papa tauti 15. Tanieli mchompa 16. Choisi wa tefiti Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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And kyuks , muchiri Kiùmbani, Kariùki Wa Pajero, Kamau Wa Mùkawa, Wanjikù Wa Githeri, Wainaina Wa KZQ, Nganga Wa Tùkeki Twa Sukari, Kìnùthia Mathigara, Njoroge Wa Kagoti Ka Maruni, Cege Magui, Njenga Nyama Kuota, Nyokabi Wa Makondofia,Njeri Wa Makara,Wanjugu wa karia, Kamau Mathiirì, Karanja Mùgùrùki, Njoki Wa Bonoko, Wangui muhonoki…, Murigo wa maguta. Maina wa classic………
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,236 Location: Vacuum
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From a somali's phone book Abdi 1 Abdi 2 Abdi 3 Abdi 4 Abdi 5 Abdi 6 Abdi 7 Abdi(dad) Abdi from youth club Abdi(young bro) If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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