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Prayer before sex
Noble
#1 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 12:13:00 PM
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Is there time to pray before sex.

A prominent Catholic group in the UK is encouraging couples to pray together before they have sex.



The specially-composed Prayer Before Making Love appears in the Prayer Book for Spouses,published by the Catholic Truth Society,UK newspapers reported this week.

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danny6
#2 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 12:20:00 PM
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It is always good to pray before consuming anything that is palatable,sex is no exception

'Don't question GOD,as he may say,if you are so eager for answers,then please come up'.
brav
#3 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 12:33:00 PM
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Sex is a sacrament,so you got to pray before you partake of it.

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Facts
#4 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:00:00 PM
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Waa,This is an interesting topic. The last time I saw of this thought was through an email from a friend. Back then,I wondered if one could even wait for one more minute.

Well,up to date,NO ANSWER??


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Much Know
#5 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:06:00 PM
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Hai! Hai! Hai! hata kama ni dini.....so whats the next stage....pray before entering the loo..

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Djinn
#6 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:30:00 PM
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Lord give the strength to rise to the occasion,faith to believe her cries are for real,humility to allow her to be on top,composure for when the CD breaks,and great fortitude for when she shows up after a week and says 'we need to talk'

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Njunge
#7 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:30:00 PM
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Sasa mtu anasema nini??............i mean words.

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danny6
#8 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:33:00 PM
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@njun'ge
..Baba ubariki hii chakula iko mbere yangu...'

'Don't question GOD,as he may say,if you are so eager for answers,then please come up'.
Njunge
#9 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:39:00 PM
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ROTFLMAO.......!!!...There goes my man...!!....hahahaha...!!...and the lady?...-:)

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Noble
#10 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:39:00 PM
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@Danny6.......na ukumbuke wenye hawana,

Accountants are not boring people. They just get excited about boring things
smano
#11 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:41:00 PM
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@Djinn,made my day..you took the words right out of my mouth. Another example of how all men think alike when it comes to these matters!

smano
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
Noble
#12 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:43:00 PM
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@Njun'ge

And the lady prays,..hii kitu yake ni fupi sana. Saindia ilefuke kiasi ili nienjoy.


Accountants are not boring people. They just get excited about boring things
Njunge
#13 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 1:53:00 PM
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Hahahahahahaha.........This is most hilarious......ehe?

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
chemos
#14 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 2:17:00 PM
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wolololo nyinyi wote ni kubaffu sana.... Now what if its somebody elses kachic or wife? will it be baba bariki hii chakula ya wenyewe ambayo nataka kukula....
nostoppingthis
#15 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 2:55:00 PM
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One can actually spare time to pray for sex? hata 4play may not revert the effects :))

It's been a while since I saw such a hilarious thread 'Composure when the CD burst' :))


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racheal09
#16 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 2:56:00 PM
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Lord give the strength to rise to the occasion,faith to believe her cries are for real,humility to allow her to be on top,composure for when the CD breaks,and great fortitude for when she shows up after a week and says 'we need to talk'


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Mali
#17 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 5:36:00 PM
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Players Prayer.... ''forgive us our trespasses'' ... I rest my case!

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JkMwatha
#18 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 6:05:00 PM
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hahahaha....... ati '...bariki hii chakula ya wenyewe ambayo nataka kukula.... '

@chemos - hiyo kitu unavuta.... ni kaali...!
willin2learn
#19 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 6:34:00 PM
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Wakanyugi
#20 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 7:00:00 PM
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You guys are taking this as a joke. But real Kao men pray before sex:

''Ngai nenga vinya....'

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