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Njung'e
#31 Posted : Sunday, January 12, 2014 11:51:57 PM
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sparkly wrote:
Even if someone wants him dead, why shoot him and there are quieter ways of sending people to the next world Re: Maanzoni, KBS owner...


...and he has such weak knees for other men's fish (I know two and one of his favourite hideout outside Nairobi).I think he is the easiest fellow to bump and one doesn't even need a gun.A frying pan smack on top of his square head would be more than enough.
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Kusadikika
#32 Posted : Monday, January 13, 2014 12:03:06 AM
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I remember many years ago Mayor Kingori's interview after he had been shot at. He said " I as the Mayor, saw the bullet and ducked."

These Kenyan bullets are apparently not very fast. Senator Wetangula is talking on his phone when he hears a loud bang..... I assume that is the bullet being fired and has therefore started the journey to finish him..... his phone drops.... the bullet is still coming...... his driver slows down... the bullet is still coming.... his bodyguard who is an expert realizes what is going on and shouts to the driver to get out of there.....the bullet is still coming... the driver reacts very fast and just in the nick of time gets away to avoid the death of the senator. His reaction was so fast that the bullet not only missed the senator but the whole car. Phew!!!! That is how the Senator of Bungoma survived to tell the story.

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Amores
#33 Posted : Monday, January 13, 2014 12:21:59 AM
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Kusadikika wrote:
I remember many years ago Mayor Kingori's interview after he had been shot at. He said " I as the Mayor, saw the bullet and ducked."

These Kenyan bullets are apparently not very fast. Senator Wetangula is talking on his phone when he hears a loud bang..... I assume that is the bullet being fired and has therefore started the journey to finish him..... his phone drops.... the bullet is still coming...... his driver slows down... the bullet is still coming.... his bodyguard who is an expert realizes what is going on and shouts to the driver to get out of there.....the bullet is still coming... the driver reacts very fast and just in the nick of time gets away to avoid the death of the senator. His reaction was so fast that the bullet not only missed the senator but the whole car. Phew!!!! That is how the Senator of Bungoma survived to tell the story.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly You are funny. Nice one
I am happy
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simonkabz
#34 Posted : Monday, January 13, 2014 12:38:51 AM
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Naogopa kupita chini ya billboard isi-ni-shoot.....!!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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McReggae
#35 Posted : Monday, January 13, 2014 8:33:06 AM
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masukuma wrote:
i am suspicious that Raila showed up fully dresses in a suit and tie at that hour and after such a short period of time.


Boss baba was from Chruchill show, if you were keen you should have realized that is how he had dressed going into the show!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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McReggae
#36 Posted : Monday, January 13, 2014 8:35:34 AM
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All of a sudden, our police are the best, huh?

How low was this banner? Weta's car was a four wheel drive, there are vehicles higher than that using Mbagathi way. How have those vehicles been avoiding the banner? Or the banner suddenly dropped afew feet lower as Weta's car approached at 11pm? On the catridges, it is that they were made to wait at tha police station from 12 to 3pm. During this time who was at the scene of crime? Doing what? Really you guys can do better, poking holes in Weta's story see mbaya, but puliiiizzz don't counter with a story that has even bigger holes!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Am
#37 Posted : Monday, January 13, 2014 8:46:44 AM
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washiku wrote:
thuks wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Ati hired assassins missed a whole car. He he he. That is why there were no bullet holes!! Brare gasket!


And I heard someone describe them as 'sharpshooters'!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly That is the irony. A sharpshooter who can miss such a big car.

Wetangula said that he was on phone then he suddenly heard a loud bang. He was so shaken that he dropped the phone. So if it was a single bang, how many shooters were there to shoot simultaneously n accurately so that instead of gun shots as we know them became a bang....again...how comes none of the heavy firing bullets made a single hole on the car? Again if you are shooting someone in a car, why aim at the roof? Senator couldn't have been sitting on the carrier of the Prado. You realise baba had to somehow climb on top to be shown where the 'bullet' hit. Finally, how does a bullet hit n then dissolve into thin air? No spent cartlidge on sight? Aiiiii...


The ASSASINS were shooting from a chopper.smile smile smile
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2012
#38 Posted : Monday, January 13, 2014 8:47:56 AM
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mpobiz wrote:
with all this politicians crying wolf, whether it's the railway scandal , the ridiculous assassination claims and many others. One of this days someone will be whacked for real or a major scandal will be unearthed and the public won't even care.


The art of 'Political relevance'.
This concept states that 'if you have nothing to say, make up something'.

BBI will solve it :)
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Am
#39 Posted : Monday, January 13, 2014 9:11:42 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
thuks wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Ati hired assassins missed a whole car. He he he. That is why there were no bullet holes!! Brare gasket!


And I heard someone describe them as 'sharpshooters'!


The word used was "marksmen"....He actually said "madmen" first before correcting his sorry self.Now,that's a whole new meaning to the word "marksmen".I think the new definition should be someone who misses his/her target by nothing less than half a kilometre.smile....Poor hyenas!


I watched BABA and the Senator on tele, as they sat on the dusty forms at Kilimani police station. Baba would occasionally whisper something to Wets. The police officer Just smiled as he listened to their cooked story. It's truly hilarious..
Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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ZZE123
#40 Posted : Monday, January 13, 2014 9:12:34 AM
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Kusadikika wrote:
I remember many years ago Mayor Kingori's interview after he had been shot at. He said " I as the Mayor, saw the bullet and ducked."

These Kenyan bullets are apparently not very fast. Senator Wetangula is talking on his phone when he hears a loud bang..... I assume that is the bullet being fired and has therefore started the journey to finish him..... his phone drops.... the bullet is still coming...... his driver slows down... the bullet is still coming.... his bodyguard who is an expert realizes what is going on and shouts to the driver to get out of there.....the bullet is still coming... the driver reacts very fast and just in the nick of time gets away to avoid the death of the senator. His reaction was so fast that the bullet not only missed the senator but the whole car. Phew!!!! That is how the Senator of Bungoma survived to tell the story.


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The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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