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kiwaru
#11 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 6:39:16 AM
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Bigchick wrote:
kiwaru wrote:
So Qdero had an accident in a well serviced rangerover, during the day, on a straight stretch, with a sober driver, on a familiar route... How??
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Liar Liar Liar




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I prefer the uvumi...........so tell us.


@bigchick... yasemekana ameweka traffic lights kwa bakuli ya chakula. Inabidi apigwe mawe na wenye walikuwa na ma-mirrioni zenye alikataa
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Siringi
#12 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 7:17:09 AM
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CLK wrote:
hahhahaha, that road there is nowhere its straight, too many corners and very narrow in most places, drove there once and its hell and the drivers there are mad especially the bus drivers, they go straight in those corners so unajipanga na vichaka...


WORD Kisii is a county of a thousand hills just like Rwanda but very lush green and mbutifu

I wonder whether their is a km of a straight stretch of a straight road in The entire Gusiiland.Sad
Bends and corners all over miteremko na kupanda
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Am
#13 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 7:58:06 AM
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digitek1 wrote:
kiwaru wrote:
So Qdero had an accident in a well serviced rangerover, during the day, on a straight stretch, with a sober driver, on a familiar route... How??
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Liar Liar Liar

Laughing out loudly ok.. the accident occured at 9.30am near kisii which means the driver must have woken up at 4am. He obviously didnt have breakfast and they couldnt stopover as bigboss was in a rush to go 'build the nation'
Suddenly one of those kisii proboxes appears and our low sugar level driver -ironically ferrying the sugar baron- swerves and the vehicle rolls in the morning dew
and of course oar is to blamed'oh!


nOw hOw??
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kysse
#14 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 9:58:22 AM
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Siringi wrote:
CLK wrote:
hahhahaha, that road there is nowhere its straight, too many corners and very narrow in most places, drove there once and its hell and the drivers there are mad especially the bus drivers, they go straight in those corners so unajipanga na vichaka...


WORD Kisii is a county of a thousand hills just like Rwanda but very lush green and mbutifu

I wonder whether their is a km of a straight stretch of a straight road in The entire Gusiiland.Sad
Bends and corners all over miteremko na kupanda


True,I once Lived in Kisii-MT and the journey from school to home was stress.There was a stretch on the cliffs that had so many corners, many times I thought we would roll down those hills.
But I understand that there are 2 routes to use.
The shorter one with several corners on the hills and the long straight one.
But kisii is far!!
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mpobiz
#15 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 10:49:51 AM
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Wolololo.. I guess the stability and control sensors in this car don't understand the queer driving habits of Kenyans. Too many accidents involving this modelPray Pray Pray Pray
The 4*4 car of choice should now be the Audi q 7 or the big Mercedes cars
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Impunity
#16 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 12:03:23 PM
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nakujua wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Keep off Range Rovers, the British/Indians have never been known to make good cars.

some people confuse the range rover sport for a sports car


Define a sport car please?

d'oh!

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washiku
#17 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 12:11:00 PM
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When a probox overturns along Embu-Meru highway, the media says: Recklessness on out roads continued today when a chaotic driver of a probox lost control...bla bla bla bla

When Qdero's Range overturns...they do a whole feature on security features of a Range Rover...and congratulates manufacturers for a secure car.

d'oh!
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McReggae
#18 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 12:16:28 PM
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washiku wrote:
When a probox overturns along Embu-Meru highway, the media says: Recklessness on out roads continued today when a chaotic driver of a probox lost control...bla bla bla bla

When Qdero's Range overturns...they do a whole feature on security features of a Range Rover...and congratulates manufacturers for a secure car.

d'oh!


Veery true, very unfortunate: just like Sinai tragedy Vs Westgate attack!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Impunity
#19 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 12:19:30 PM
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washiku wrote:
When a probox overturns along Embu-Meru highway, the media says: Recklessness on out roads continued today when a chaotic driver of a probox lost control...bla bla bla bla

When Qdero's Range overturns...they do a whole feature on security features of a Range Rover...and congratulates manufacturers for a secure car.

d'oh!


Same story to when thugs murder the poor in Dandora and when some thugs lay siege to residents in Karen.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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nakujua
#20 Posted : Friday, December 20, 2013 12:22:30 PM
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Impunity wrote:
nakujua wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Keep off Range Rovers, the British/Indians have never been known to make good cars.

some people confuse the range rover sport for a sports car


Define a sport car please?

d'oh!


According to wikipedia

According to google

According to merriam

According to the folks at oxford
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