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butterflyke
#11 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 12:13:55 AM
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@kysse, in wazua we've learnt to sieve out finyo smile

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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kysse
#12 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 12:32:52 AM
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I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around, and I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.
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Chief Guest
#13 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 12:01:00 PM
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butterflyke wrote:
I am tired of the fast lane. I want you to have my last name.


smile
Common ft mary j blige - come close

A classic.
Illmatic
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Chief Guest
#14 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 12:04:57 PM
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When he sat down and thought about it, he knew she was the one and her best friend was the two and her sister was the three.
Illmatic
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Impunity
#15 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 12:24:10 PM
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butterflyke wrote:
@kysse, in wazua we've learnt to sieve out finyo smile



Compare this post of yours and what @kysse has just posted on post no. 12...common galz, womanup plaz.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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kysse
#16 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 12:38:42 PM
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chill.smile
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Pedes
#17 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 1:44:10 PM
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
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marex
#18 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 1:52:52 PM
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"Moyes should have bought Wanyama instead of Fellaini and use the balance to buy specs to enable him see that Tom Cleverly is only good while playing hide and seek"
The way I am
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Impunity
#19 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 2:05:27 PM
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marex wrote:
"Moyes should have bought Wanyama instead of Fellaini and use the balance to buy specs to enable him see that Tom Cleverly is only good while playing hide and seek"


You are lost, in fact biblical prodigal son is more intelligent than you!
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kelele.com
#20 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 2:25:12 PM
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Impunity wrote:
marex wrote:
"Moyes should have bought Wanyama instead of Fellaini and use the balance to buy specs to enable him see that Tom Cleverly is only good while playing hide and seek"


You are lost, in fact biblical prodigal son is more intelligent than you!

lol... but on a second thought, its true..cleverly is overated and Moyes and Fellaini just came to help Everton to beat United at home. Thats is their achievement so far
Sina Signature. NKT
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