An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish Nairobi City Office Building eg(International life house). A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,'Giorgio - Ksh100 a ml !'
The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says,'Chanel No. 5,Ksh150 a ml !'
About three floors later,the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves,she looks both beautiful women in the eyes,bends over,and lets out a most foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk,saying 'sukumawikii - 10 bob a gram.'
God bless the work of my hands....