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How BEDROOMS Smell After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 years >Perfumes, Chocolate,Grapes.... After 3 YRS >Baby Powder,Johnson's Cream,Baby oils....... After 15YRS >Mentho plus, Robb, Vicks, Kaluma pain balm..... After 40 YRS >Deep heat spray...
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Every man is a millionaire, at least by his sperm count. Funny thing is that even these millions still go to women..
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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IF SAFARICOM WAS OWNED BY A KIUK THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD BE SEEING IF YOU DIAL: *144# kubaff!kwani unashidaga ukiagaria?!hutaki kiredete iishe? *130# musheji!pris kor me kira wakati,nunua baba twedi ya kobore! *131# unakopakopa unadhani hii ni sacco?burari fuu wewe! 100 customer care ameeda biachara igine huko ruiru.chenye urikua unataka kuurisa,urisa jirani wako!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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After excavating to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians." One week later, the Kenyan newspapers proudly reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 meters, Kenyan scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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washiku wrote:How BEDROOMS Smell After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 years >Perfumes, Chocolate,Grapes.... After 3 YRS >Baby Powder,Johnson's Cream,Baby oils....... After 15YRS >Mentho plus, Robb, Vicks, Kaluma pain balm..... After 40 YRS >Deep heat spray... Thank God yours is till Perfumes...time will come when it will smell traditional kaleo Ghee!!!! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,325 Location: Masada
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washiku wrote:Every man is a millionaire, at least by his sperm count. Funny thing is that even these millions still go to women.. The last @McReggae wrote such a thing here he was usered from Eldership to user without even passing thru the warriorship! I wish you well. @Lady Admin good morning, wakie-wakey!!!Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Mututho is requesting the sacking of one journalist by the name of Mashirima Kapombe.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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washiku wrote:How BEDROOMS Smell After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 years >Perfumes, Chocolate,Grapes.... After 3 YRS >Baby Powder,Johnson's Cream,Baby oils....... After 15YRS >Mentho plus, Robb, Vicks, Kaluma pain balm..... After 40 YRS >Deep heat spray... LMAO! evil .
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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washiku wrote:After excavating to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Kenyan newspapers proudly reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 meters, Kenyan scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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washiku wrote:Every man is a millionaire, at least by his sperm count. Funny thing is that even these millions still go to women.. Then my wife and mpangos must be billionaires, oops zillionaires, thanks to my philanthropy
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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washiku wrote:Every man is a millionaire, at least by his sperm count. Funny thing is that even these millions still go to women.. Can you imagine that we are all the product of that one super-fit sperm that outcompeted 10m+ sperms? Amazing. That is how fit we all are.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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R.I.P mandela. U taught me three great things,that great men get married thrice
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Always listen to your wife, she always gives sound advice...99% sound 1% advice
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/25/2012 Posts: 1,624 Location: Langley
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There was a young girl from Rabat, who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat; It was fun in the breeding, But hell in the feeding, When she found she had no tit for Tat. If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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washiku wrote:Be very careful on what u ask from God: A man prayed to God and asked Him to give him a biiig car and to be surrounded by beautiful girls. After afew years, God answered his prayer and today he is a bus driver in a girls' school....! Proof that God has a sense of humor too. Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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deleted. Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2013 Posts: 2,552
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washiku wrote:After excavating to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Kenyan newspapers proudly reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 meters, Kenyan scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology. Wacha tu
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