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The art and science of farting.
Kiptoo
#1 Posted : Tuesday, June 23, 2009 6:57:00 PM
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In kiswahili it is called ushuzi (pliz correct if wrong). I believe it is a medical and biological condition,and that medics should come in handy. My main querry is: why does its intensity and frequency increase with age? At 43,I am finding out that I do it haphazardly as compared to yester years. I regularly have to separate myself from a crowd for this mission,irrespective of the type of food taken.
How do I reduce this problem? Is it normal? What artistic and scientific aspects related to it do I embrace to reduce the condition? At age 60 to 80 what should one normaly expect in relation to this phenomenon?

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Kiptoo
#2 Posted : Tuesday, June 23, 2009 7:09:00 PM
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If it is a widespread condition,how do the high and the mighty cope with it?

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kingfisher
#3 Posted : Wednesday, June 24, 2009 5:50:00 AM
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@kiptoo........i enjoy farting,especially on the streets as i walk by

At 60 it really doesn't matter who is around when you fart......just fart loudly and make some joke about it.......something like 'Nyinyi mnaweza hiyo!!'

At 80 you will most probably be in diapers,so no worries on farting.

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mwenza
#4 Posted : Wednesday, June 24, 2009 6:16:00 AM
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@kiptoo... uthuri wa itonga ndunungaga

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PONDI
#5 Posted : Wednesday, June 24, 2009 6:23:00 AM
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farting is among the top 5 most pleasurable acts....crapping is rated second on that list. number one is obvious. so enjoy farting just try not to incenvenience those around you...or pray....it was only a fart and not .... yuk

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Kaigangio
#6 Posted : Wednesday, June 24, 2009 6:48:00 AM
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it is true that farting is very healthy...after all one is just releasing the accummulated gases from the guts...

but again the concentration of gases depends on the types of foods that you eat. eating fruits alone and drinking juices,water tea and coffee produces near odourless farts,but eating beans (all types) you fart and and...somebody would think there is a dead,rotting dog in the neighbourhood.

boiled eggs are also known for their gaseous reactions in the intestines and the awful hydrogen sulphide gas released during farting.

the deadriest farting is when you eat fish which is not fresh....the fart usually does not come out alone if you know what i mean.

the release of fart doses depends on somebody's ability to control the anal mussles. at vast ages there is minimal control and the farting is incontorable since the mussles are weak... i stand to be corrected on this....


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