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tycho
#21 Posted : Thursday, November 28, 2013 11:44:09 AM
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YoungMulla wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
The good people of Gatanga, after being used to very high standards, are wondering whatever hit them!


just like the people of Rarieda after kicking out Tuju. SHIDA YAO!!! Let it be a lesson to them


It's a long walk to freedom indeed. Probably an impossible walk.
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Robinhood
#22 Posted : Thursday, November 28, 2013 12:01:29 PM
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My Gavana, a fellow in Nyeri, reminded me that Mutua's plans are just hot air, as his people need food aid every once in a while. He reminded me that since he has no grand plans of his own, Mutua and everyone else who dares to dream will fail.

That's what he had done for me.
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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Iganamagana
#23 Posted : Thursday, November 28, 2013 1:22:36 PM
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He has discouraged us from dying and is likely to loose prime real estate and hence revenue to Muranga county. Thika Greens, Maki, Bendor, Maporomoko, Del Monte and Thika sports club appear to be on the way to Muranga. Rink; Word on the ground. In the meantime, he is fighting with the likes of Alice Nganga and Asian community investors in a town with no working ambulance.
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safariant
#24 Posted : Thursday, November 28, 2013 3:55:04 PM
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Robinhood wrote:
My Gavana, a fellow in Nyeri, reminded me that Mutua's plans are just hot air, as his people need food aid every once in a while. He reminded me that since he has no grand plans of his own, Mutua and everyone else who dares to dream will fail.

That's what he had done for me.


He has come up with a brilliant idea of putting a bell in all bars in Nyeri. The at 10:45pm the barman rings the bell for last orders and bar closes at 11pm.
The greatest act of bravery is chancing a fart while suffering from diarrhoea
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washiku
#25 Posted : Thursday, November 28, 2013 4:17:58 PM
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safariant wrote:
Robinhood wrote:
My Gavana, a fellow in Nyeri, reminded me that Mutua's plans are just hot air, as his people need food aid every once in a while. He reminded me that since he has no grand plans of his own, Mutua and everyone else who dares to dream will fail.

That's what he had done for me.


He has come up with a brilliant idea of putting a bell in all bars in Nyeri. The at 10:45pm the barman rings the bell for last orders and bar closes at 11pm.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Please tell me you are kidding...As in seriously!!!
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Njung'e
#26 Posted : Thursday, November 28, 2013 4:37:46 PM
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errrrr.....the last i heard about my useless Nyandarua county gavana was when he was threatening illegal brewers with a fine of 2 mirrion.Thank you!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rankaz13
#27 Posted : Thursday, November 28, 2013 8:12:29 PM
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washiku wrote:
safariant wrote:
Robinhood wrote:
My Gavana, a fellow in Nyeri, reminded me that Mutua's plans are just hot air, as his people need food aid every once in a while. He reminded me that since he has no grand plans of his own, Mutua and everyone else who dares to dream will fail.

That's what he had done for me.


He has come up with a brilliant idea of putting a bell in all bars in Nyeri. The at 10:45pm the barman rings the bell for last orders and bar closes at 11pm.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Please tell me you are kidding...As in seriously!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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safariant
#28 Posted : Thursday, November 28, 2013 9:09:01 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
washiku wrote:
safariant wrote:
Robinhood wrote:
My Gavana, a fellow in Nyeri, reminded me that Mutua's plans are just hot air, as his people need food aid every once in a while. He reminded me that since he has no grand plans of his own, Mutua and everyone else who dares to dream will fail.

That's what he had done for me.


He has come up with a brilliant idea of putting a bell in all bars in Nyeri. The at 10:45pm the barman rings the bell for last orders and bar closes at 11pm.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Please tell me you are kidding...As in seriously!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I will look for the clip of him saying that and post it here.
The greatest act of bravery is chancing a fart while suffering from diarrhoea
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freiks
#29 Posted : Thursday, November 28, 2013 9:45:26 PM
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Embu gavana just did this
Life is an endless adventure
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Excetra1
#30 Posted : Friday, November 29, 2013 6:44:48 AM
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Location: Nairobi
My governor is today dishing out flyers asking is to help him clean Nairobi. Am wondering why again I pay taxes, parking fees, business licence fees and land rates
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