Rank: Member Joined: 6/17/2009 Posts: 42
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Guys its Friday and am broke and i need just 4 Tuskers,my wallet was picked by mama so i dont have even my ATMs cards. Someone buy me a beer to cool down due to the action of my wife (mama). only serious guys who will buy kilulu should reply before 5.30pm. Leave your No. i sms you.
Thanks all
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/17/2009 Posts: 42
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Are guys not going to drink to day,i said i need only 4 tuskers,thus 520 at my joint so the guy who offered Arsenal mbuzi should buy for me. even the mbuzi is long overdue. Its not a command but am thirst on a friday.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/16/2007 Posts: 1,320
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@ JDS. It is at this point that you should graduate to more potent yet inexpensive alternatives. Kama Chang'aa ..... the sons of Zeruiah .....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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or ask sukuma to buy you a JD... JB Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Ngai.......!!...At da club,i'll drink at a special price of 72 bob...heh..!You are an unlucky dude.Ningekushona icio??...Tarora wega ciara itanaganda...!!!...Tano..!!.......BTW,Kwani you are not creditworth anywhere?.....I know of places i go to when am broke and i tell Rhonda to give me nitalipa nikipata pesa. Yombo dhier....!! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/3/2006 Posts: 553
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Ha ha kweli umekaliwa..Tamu sana hii milele.. The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie. The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/17/2009 Posts: 42
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@Njung'e wapi hii place ya 72 bob haki nieleze,lakini changaa am not taking. Any way who us a better over should say. Rs,realshaft,leona,wendz ata ngwono this you bro done on a friday. imagine mabesty when i tell them am broke they are disconnecting the phone.
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/17/2009 Posts: 42
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@Njung'e wapi hii place ya 72 bob haki nieleze,lakini changaa am not taking. Any way who us a better over should say. Rs,realshaft,leona,wendz ata ngwono this you bro down on a friday. imagine mabesty when i tell them am broke they are disconnecting the phone.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/9/2008 Posts: 537
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where and at what time wud u want said pints to be purchased?.....
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/3/2006 Posts: 553
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Here..Horses r riding.. @jds changaa hutaki,busaa je ? I thought 80 was the limit lakini hii ya 72...Jackpot..@njunge which branch of uchumi? The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie. The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/1/2008 Posts: 1,432 Location: Marsabit
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@JDS Enyewe pole,you sound like a stressed dude. Mama+slim wallet =Stress. Sasa,that 520 sounds fair enough,weka number ya Mpesa,ntakutumia... Plan B:Ama just show up at your ka-local na uambie 'rhonda' akupatia chupa tano,Leona anapitia hapo kulipa.... Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.. Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/17/2009 Posts: 42
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@Kizee kama huko down nitakua down by 6pm,number ndio hio.
@leona,enyewe stress hiko halafu naita nyumbani mjana,mpesa hio 520+30 withdrawal kwa 0728 606 578 saa hii,rhonda najua will not agree you will pass. Na ambana leta mcheso na wait.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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...this is a disaster my freind. If you attend a 'disaster preparedness course' you will learn how to take care of situations like this,like buying Jack Daniels and putting them away for lean times. Yes,wife+no wallet=heart attack (courtesy -Leona). Mungu saida...
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/3/2006 Posts: 553
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Mskize leona and u shall peel potatoes..With 'rhonda' sitting on ur back. The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie. The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/3/2006 Posts: 553
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@magigi,slight correction,this is THE Disaster...Shida kubwa.. The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie. The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/1/2008 Posts: 1,432 Location: Marsabit
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@JDS,nimetuma driver akimbie pale kwa Mpesa atume....550 iko njiani inakuja. Na mama akiuliza,apana taja mimi! Sitaki alama usoni!!.... @Generali na magigi,stop hating..hehee Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.. Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@General, Hiyo ni kali sana..!!....Eti 'with Rhonda sitting on your back'.Inaoneka uko mbele na kilele....Ngai fafa...!!...Sasa mimi si nitapata kama wameitia maji?(Ngare).....Yenyewe am undecided what i'll take this evening.Ni pombe gani customers wanasifu saaaaana??..-:)). @Leona, You are that philanthropic???.Na umenitupa sana mama...-:) Yombo dhier....!! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/23/2008 Posts: 3,017
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f***,I miss Kenya big tyme. Huku mimi niko tu fwaaa on a furahiday I've noticed the youth in particular coming in to a workplace with a completely outsized notion of their own value and importance... just a thinly-veiled arrogance. May be the credit crunch induced recession is whats needed to remind us all about the value of hard work.... By Anonymous "The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/25/2009 Posts: 184 Location: For now El-Fashier - Darfur
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@ JDS am ready to offer U just a beers above what U had requested... Unfortunatly today being a weekday the dress code is nothing but suit. If U can dress that way them call me on 0202345674. Cheers and let me know in good time. A fool and his money are soon a big party "A bad decision made now is beta that a good one made later!!"
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/17/2009 Posts: 42
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@leona,kwani huyu driver amekula pesa yangu,started been like my mama or you did not snd him. harakisa masaa ni ya uhuru sasa. @ Njung'e hakuna mahali unawesa kunikombea juba mbili hata ukiwa uko karatina
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