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zamali
#1 Posted : Wednesday, July 01, 2009 8:08:00 AM
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With increased carjackings,how relevant is attending the above course ?





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Njunge
#2 Posted : Wednesday, July 01, 2009 8:37:00 AM
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They teach you what you already know............They tell you to drive with windows shut,to stay calm in case of a hijack,do not resist,be nice (You have never been nasty until now)......blah,blah,blah........It would be relevant if they taught how to dodge bullets and negotiate with guns (Not gangsters).....The other stuff is about dodging a cow which is shitting in the middle of the road.......Hit it and put it in the boot.You don't need someone to tell you that for a fee.



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Bambam
#3 Posted : Wednesday, July 01, 2009 8:59:00 AM
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@ Njunge that's hilarious. But if I may,hiyo ya ngombe kwani you drive a caterpillar. I imagine if one hit a cow with an NZE with the collapsible technonologies,it's the car which can afterwards fit in the cow's mouth or arse and not the cow in the boot.

anyway I agree with you that most os what they teach you for a hefty fee,your teenage son or wife an tell you for free. But you learn some new things. - For instance,I was told if you are driving at night and you find someone lying accross the road say on Juja road,if by judgement you cannot do a 3 point and suspect you are being trapped,zoom over the legs and drive into the next police station to report.




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Njunge
#4 Posted : Wednesday, July 01, 2009 9:07:00 AM
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@Bam,

Not a caterpillar.It's a bijuti.The kind that you hit and i pay you.......BTW,why would you want to zoom over legs unless you are fond of lengthy court battles?..............Pitia kwa kichwa.Dead men tell no tales.


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mwenza
#5 Posted : Wednesday, July 01, 2009 9:28:00 AM
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@ Njung'e.....tell him after u pitia the kichwa u then passby the next police station at full speed

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zamali
#6 Posted : Wednesday, July 01, 2009 10:13:00 AM
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How much are these classes and which firms offer them ?

It must be a course full of comedy,judging from responses here


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Eddiemundu
#7 Posted : Wednesday, July 01, 2009 11:41:00 AM
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@Bambam

I concur with you..if yu Bang it from the rear u get soiled in dung..

The theory of Passing on a Guys Legs sounds gayish..id prefer the HeadButt to put some sense in his head b4 switching off the headlamps

When i attended a Defensive course paid by my Contractor,i first asked them what i would be defending myself from and i realized that i was already good in all the Moves..like defending my Wallet from Fuel Bills..i.e Switching off the Engine while going DownHill with a Manual Auto ( BTW I tried thIS trick with a Hydraulic Machine in Shaggs and i Collected lots of Red soil with the Bumper when i went Offroad..i couldnt Steer as Fast as the Bend was Thinning)






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Poggie
#8 Posted : Wednesday, July 01, 2009 11:56:00 AM
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@eddimundu.

No wonder your contractor enrolled you for this course. Surely there is a degree of daftness.

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Njunge
#9 Posted : Wednesday, July 01, 2009 12:09:00 PM
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@Eddie,

You should document your experiments.........together with the results.....and don't forget the one you merged a live wire with neutral....-:)


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swaleh
#10 Posted : Friday, July 03, 2009 2:45:00 AM
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Im a very gud driva bt i cnt really tel u what defensive driving entails.

Here's ma take though: weka bullbar,vaa belt,activate airbags,have ur reg. no written on all windows,lights na wheelcaps,and lastly make sure ur fuel gauge works!
dijkstra
#11 Posted : Friday, July 03, 2009 7:47:00 AM
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@swaleh; how do you know u r a very gud driva?
BTW is it true that guys who drive V.I.Ps like Emilio are trained in Israel?

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