A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".
And the congregation cried,"Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".
And the congregation cried,"Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried,"Amen!"
...
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!

The new sermons. @Madama Admin decided to shut down our Sunday Sermons; Friday's alcohol was not touched. Not even the Koran was spared. OKEI

I am at Club Beam Luthuli where beer goes for 150 bob and is livelier unlike Panafric where beer goes for 325 bob.Akina @Mukiri and @Alpha keep yourselves to churches and mosques.

I've just finished my cup of Uji. Then my wife and I will take a walk outside to enjoy the freezing wind for about 30mins, to listen to her day stories. When I return I'll check children homework and check Wazua ones in a while, before family dinner at 9 as we watch news.

I won't ask you to tell me which is richer lifestyle. I use my extra money to give to the poor (although it's has become difficult to tell the genuine ones).

Very very wrong!!!!!