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ddsimiyu
#1 Posted : Wednesday, May 06, 2009 5:53:00 AM
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Reverse split 10:1 the stock. 40b to be 4b. Pay 5/- divided on the 4b and reward bonus of 1.:1 to it. The strategy will attract race to 51% of majority share-holders. The monister will be so pretty that @ 80/- it will be a bargain. The other option is for UK to buy back @ 8/- the toxic mess and repackage the animal. Do you know an alternative rescue plan.
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adept
#2 Posted : Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:26:00 AM
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Simiyu,Simiyu,Simiyu my friend...

What the !&*@?!* is a MONISTER?
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Njunge
#3 Posted : Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:39:00 AM
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Adept,

C'mon....!!....Monister is an island in the Pacific....Slightly bigger than Migingo.......Ngai......What am i thinking.....I swear am lost kabisa...!!!


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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mukiha
#4 Posted : Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:53:00 AM
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'Monister'? I don't know what that is.

But seriously; seems to be talking about SCOM (though that should be 40b and not 40m shares) and the widely peddled fallacy that if the shares are 'consolidated' or 'reverse-split' by a factor of ten,the market capitalisation would increase....still,I can't understand where s/he expects the sh5 dividends to come from. My dear friend,companies don't just 'decide' to 'give' dividends. The money comes from REAL profits earned! Have a look at SCOM's EPS....
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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ddsimiyu
#5 Posted : Wednesday, May 06, 2009 7:04:00 AM
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It is grossly imbalanced. 40m legs on a weight of 280 karats.

Desiderious
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ddsimiyu
#6 Posted : Wednesday, May 06, 2009 7:04:00 AM
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It is grossly imbalanced. 40m legs on a weight of 280 karats.

Desiderious
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cxz
#7 Posted : Wednesday, May 06, 2009 3:14:00 PM
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I thought you needed help on how to reduce the size of the icons on your computer monitor,kumbe you meant MONSTER. Eish!

'A stone is heavy,and the sand weighty; but a fool’s wrath is heavier than them both.' (Proverbs 27:3).
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caesar
#8 Posted : Wednesday, May 06, 2009 6:25:00 PM
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He he he he...
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KIMANDERU
#9 Posted : Wednesday, May 06, 2009 7:42:00 PM
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@Simiyu,are you allright?If not please get in touch i can be of help.Infact i earn a living by doing exactly that.Cheers


TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER
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Kamaa
#10 Posted : Wednesday, May 06, 2009 7:51:00 PM
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@ ddsimiyu kwani how big is your monster that your are wishing for a consolidation?
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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