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seppuku
#11 Posted : Sunday, October 27, 2013 2:00:50 PM
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Nomanoma wrote:
CLK wrote:
Going on holiday and would want to delay nature for a week or two, any ideas?

Why are you keeping us off. We have been there and can help you...Here is my story...While working outside the country i came home for one week's leave. As soon as i landed 'nature' came...guess out of excitement...I wrote back to my boss and told him I will quit the job if he does not add me another week. When I explained to him the situation, he laughed till he farted!!! He then told me to organize for somebody to hold brief form and apply for one more week's leave!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
For real?
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
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CLK
#12 Posted : Sunday, October 27, 2013 2:10:41 PM
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Nomanoma wrote:
CLK wrote:
Going on holiday and would want to delay nature for a week or two, any ideas?

Why are you keeping us off. We have been there and can help you...Here is my story...While working outside the country i came home for one week's leave. As soon as i landed 'nature' came...guess out of excitement...I wrote back to my boss and told him I will quit the job if he does not add me another week. When I explained to him the situation, he laughed till he farted!!! He then told me to organize for somebody to hold brief form and apply for one more week's leave!!!


I have laughed, thanks however changing plans or extending leave is not an option here, delaying or stopping is the only way out.
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butterflyke
#13 Posted : Sunday, October 27, 2013 2:11:57 PM
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seppuku wrote:
Nomanoma wrote:
CLK wrote:
Going on holiday and would want to delay nature for a week or two, any ideas?

Why are you keeping us off. We have been there and can help you...Here is my story...While working outside the country i came home for one week's leave. As soon as i landed 'nature' came...guess out of excitement...I wrote back to my boss and told him I will quit the job if he does not add me another week. When I explained to him the situation, he laughed till he farted!!! He then told me to organize for somebody to hold brief form and apply for one more week's leave!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
For real?


Laughing out loudly nice one
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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CLK
#14 Posted : Sunday, October 27, 2013 2:14:30 PM
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kysse wrote:
kamundu wrote:
The oral contraceptive pill works just fine. Work out when you want ur period and count 21 days backwards, that is the day you should start using the oral contraceptive.



So if I want them on 31st, I should begin using on 10 th,
But on 10th, I had no plans of travelling, what to do now? 'clk's emergency'

hee Laughing out loudly


@Kamundu, i don't have those many days, there is nothing that will work a miracle within a week?

@Kysse, true that, nature has a way of wanting to spoil things.

PS: reason for wanting to delay is to avoid the pain and cramping that accompanies these visitors so i can go out and enjoy the sun instead of lying in bed taking buscopan in the name of a holiday.
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kysse
#15 Posted : Sunday, October 27, 2013 2:27:08 PM
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Just reading that, has made me get cramps.shindwe.

I think you can still enjoy your hols if you can find some better pain and cramp killers sio kufeel like you''ve gone on labour during hols.

I blame eve for the misery..I don't know if she had them in the garden.woi.
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Shak
#16 Posted : Sunday, October 27, 2013 2:32:54 PM
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My advice: see a gynaecologist then report back here with the solution
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Amores
#17 Posted : Sunday, October 27, 2013 2:58:38 PM
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kysse wrote:
Just reading that, has made me get cramps.shindwe.

I think you can still enjoy your hols if you can find some better pain and cramp killers sio kufeel like you''ve gone on labour during hols.

I blame eve for the misery..I don't know if she had them in the garden.woi.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I thought she wanted to be bombed ( borrowed from @ famooz) and not worried about cramps? Or what is @ nomanoma saying hapo juu?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I am laughing at myself if i got all this very wrong. Mungu saidia mimi Pray
I am happy
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kysse
#18 Posted : Sunday, October 27, 2013 3:30:04 PM
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CLK come back fast before it goes south

ok, tueleze kinagaubaga juu ya this holiday in the sun.
of course i know it's not all about crampssmile
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newfarer
#19 Posted : Sunday, October 27, 2013 3:31:12 PM
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a week is too long. vumilia the four uncomfortable days. take good painkillers then enjoy the 3 days of OSA.this will be a great holiday.
punda amecheka
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butterflyke
#20 Posted : Sunday, October 27, 2013 3:33:02 PM
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Amores wrote:
kysse wrote:
Just reading that, has made me get cramps.shindwe.

I think you can still enjoy your hols if you can find some better pain and cramp killers sio kufeel like you''ve gone on labour during hols.

I blame eve for the misery..I don't know if she had them in the garden.woi.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I thought she wanted to be bombed ( borrowed from @ famooz) and not worried about cramps? Or what is @ nomanoma saying hapo juu?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I am laughing at myself if i got all this very wrong. Mungu saidia mimi Pray


haukuwa pekee yako in that line of thinking smile
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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