It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow....


Eh..eh eh..
NOW ALL OF U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS....


don't worry....be happy

@ achiever,

did you say a prayer first????


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB

@Achiever,

Brari kabichi mboiro......lol.....

Old man about town....

I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.... at this point you should have stopped for a prayer first.

Accountants are not boring people. They just get excited about boring things

@ adept,

many apologies to her for the gender confusion....but if indeed achiever milked a cow at night (and it was for the first time) she would not have pulled those breasts twice before receiving a well placed kick from the cow....


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB

hehehehe @ Achiever good one...but your cows have breasts ?????????? heheheheh

ribcracker.....made my day.


petite a' petite

the 'slowly spread her legs apart' sold you out!!!!

All in all,a good one!!!!


The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

Hail mary full of grace,the lord is with you blessed is u among many women and blessed is the fruit of your womb jesus,holy mary mother of God pray for us sinners now and at hour of our death .amen.*3.

@mathenge

sexual...???......i think its more in your mind.....

lakini you can say a simple prayer......ombi la kurepent...

i was simply milking a cow.....

@all

happy furahiday...


don't worry....be happy

it still applies...

if one milked ....

a bull.....

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth