It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow....


Eh..eh eh..
NOW ALL OF U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS....


don't worry....be happy

A cow??!!! wtf!

Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one

@Achiever,

Brari kabichi mboiro......lol.....

Old man about town....

I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.... at this point you should have stopped for a prayer first.

Accountants are not boring people. They just get excited about boring things

@ adept,

many apologies to her for the gender confusion....but if indeed achiever milked a cow at night (and it was for the first time) she would not have pulled those breasts twice before receiving a well placed kick from the cow....


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB