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Am i alone...?
Achiever
#11 Posted : Monday, May 18, 2009 2:59:00 PM
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@nini

by all means .......am not trs

but maybe ....just maybe he's my bro




don't worry....be happy
Njunge
#12 Posted : Monday, May 18, 2009 3:11:00 PM
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Haiii.......Jameni.Mine has been rubber rubber.......Hata lunch i ate right where am sitted.Can't believe that idiot brought me waru boiro na sukuma wiki......haa..! and i call him over sukuma and he says,'Hiyo ni dawa ya gouts'........bure kabisa.......BTW kwani Ikonini ulihama rive rori?...


God gives,mugikuyu takes.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
mlefu
#13 Posted : Monday, May 18, 2009 3:31:00 PM
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another one...i swear..back to bed..such laughter on an empty stomach,debited bank account,single nasio kupenda kwangu,gari imekata kunguruma na skinny battery ni mpya,hangover all courtesy of the river rori idiot and so on so forth..is not good for anyones health..toro

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
Achiever
#14 Posted : Monday, May 18, 2009 3:39:00 PM
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now....now...Guka......!!!

i was wondering where that fart was coming from.....

did that idiot put some mbocho.....? wah!!!!


don't worry....be happy
Kaigangio
#15 Posted : Monday, May 18, 2009 3:47:00 PM
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@ achiever,

i can bet to my last cent...it was not mboco,but noe instead...


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
ZZE123
#16 Posted : Tuesday, May 19, 2009 7:39:00 AM
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It is May. In a small town in the center of Kenya,
holiday season is in full swing,but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt.

Luckily,a rich Politician arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts Ksh 10,000/= on the reception counter,takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor.
The hotel owner takes the banknotes in hurry and rushes to his meat supplier to whom he owes Ksh 10,000/=.
The butcher takes the money and races to his supplier to pay his debt.
The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay Ksh 10,000/= for pigs he purchased some time ago.
The farmer triumphantly gives the Ksh 10,000/= to a local prostitute who gave him her services on credit.
The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel,as she owed the hotel for her hourly room use to entertain clients.
At that moment,the rich Politician is coming down to reception and informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory and takes his Ksh 10,000/= back and departs.

There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt and the small town people look optimistically towards their future.

COULD THIS BE THE SOLUTION TO THE Global Financial Crisis? Or,is there a catch here?

Forgive your enemies but never forget their names…
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
McReggae
#17 Posted : Tuesday, May 19, 2009 7:48:00 AM
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ZZE123,only in utopia is that possible!!!!

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Kaigangio
#18 Posted : Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:59:00 AM
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@ ZZE123

Although the 10k has gone round,some profits were made by the hotel when the prostitute paid her room bills...the financial crisis casualty is the hotel receptionist who has stolen the 10k from the hotel through his/her 'money laundering' scheme....


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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