Easy,easy ladies....just to ease the nerves......keep them coming guys.

1.Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

2.Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe,I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

3.You are a 9.999. Well,you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

4.You're good at mathematics,right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

5.Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?



6.I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!



7.What do I have to do to be your booty call?



8.Let's face it. I'm hot,you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me. And really,who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa (that is kiss a snatch).



9.Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.



10.Hi. I'm gay,think you can convert me?