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gohill
#21 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 5:03:03 PM
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willin2learn wrote:
Your tactics are laughable at best and pales into insignificance when i consider how we used to do it in 80's. I know times have changed but politics rarely changes. pitia mimi hapa Nairobi club i share a few nuggets of wisdom. For free
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I once heard a story that one either JJ or his opponent paid hooligans to go and defaecate in the opponents compound and come morning there was no single space to step in the compound as it was full of S**t. Don't know whether true or false though.Pray
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Lolest!
#22 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 5:12:54 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
willin2learn wrote:
Your tactics are laughable at best and pales into insignificance when i consider how we used to do it in 80's. I know times have changed but politics rarely changes. pitia mimi hapa Nairobi club i share a few nuggets of wisdom. For free

80s? Umekula chumvi ndugu!
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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ZZE123
#23 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 5:13:13 PM
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Joined: 6/21/2008
Posts: 2,490
mawinder wrote:
McReggae wrote:
mawinder wrote:
McReggae wrote:
King G wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Am wrote:
mawinder wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Hapo ongezea managing the political party that is popular in your location!!!

I am not yet at that stage as my area broke the 6 piece jinx.We have Jubilee allied MPs yet the residents overwhelmingly voted for Pamba.


Now How Is This POSSIBLE>


Was possible in many places...check Teso, Makadara, Bian Weke's constituency and many others, happened in places where CORD had more than one string candidate!!!!


Can see you got your goggles back!!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ....you see vene the TNA MP from kissii who lost the petition had 11K votes while the two CORD candidates got more than 20K votes when combined!!!!

I am also thinking of ensuring a weak candidate wins the primaries of the major party so that i can have little competition.I will also release leaflets telling members of the mps clan to come out in large numbers and ensure he wins the elections and his clan is the ruling clan.This will incite members of the other clans in rejecting him.I will also hire youth and let them wear my opponents T shirts and ensure they go round announcing in a PA system that mpende msipende the opponent has money and the constituents are poor people who depend on handouts.


Applause Applause Applause I can see you have some good research...nominations are crazy in Kenya!!!!

Just to be on the safe side I will pay some party luminary some money,nominations will be a mere formality as I will be assured of the party ticket.As for akina @masukuma,i will start from the voter registration stage where voters in my strong holds will be paid 100 bob each to register.In my weak areas,on the voting day I will ensure an NGO distributes relief food and a fringe candidate who will be my project buys them changaa so that I am not disqualified.

Applause Applause Applause with all this tricks you qualify to be called mweshimiwa..
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Lolest!
#24 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 5:15:11 PM
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Location: Kianjokoma
mawinder wrote:

I am also thinking of ensuring a weak candidate wins the primaries of the major party so that i can have little competition.I will also release leaflets telling members of the mps clan to come out in large numbers and ensure he wins the elections and his clan is the ruling clan.This will incite members of the other clans in rejecting him.I will also hire youth and let them wear my opponents T shirts and ensure they go round announcing in a PA system that mpende msipende the opponent has money and the constituents are poor people who depend on handouts.

we Mogesii gyo?
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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McReggae
#25 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 5:26:15 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Lolest! wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
Your tactics are laughable at best and pales into insignificance when i consider how we used to do it in 80's. I know times have changed but politics rarely changes. pitia mimi hapa Nairobi club i share a few nuggets of wisdom. For free

80s? Umekula chumvi ndugu!


The @Willingtolearn I know is a young boy!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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willin2learn
#26 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 5:57:36 PM
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Joined: 2/12/2008
Posts: 1,178
Eish! MC.. Let me help my brother out though i can see he is headed in the right direction.
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Am
#27 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 7:28:49 PM
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Joined: 2/21/2012
Posts: 1,739
Lolest! wrote:
mawinder wrote:

I am also thinking of ensuring a weak candidate wins the primaries of the major party so that i can have little competition.I will also release leaflets telling members of the mps clan to come out in large numbers and ensure he wins the elections and his clan is the ruling clan.This will incite members of the other clans in rejecting him.I will also hire youth and let them wear my opponents T shirts and ensure they go round announcing in a PA system that mpende msipende the opponent has money and the constituents are poor people who depend on handouts.

we Mogesii gyo?


Meaning?
Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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Lolest!
#28 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 7:30:24 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Am wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
mawinder wrote:

I am also thinking of ensuring a weak candidate wins the primaries of the major party so that i can have little competition.I will also release leaflets telling members of the mps clan to come out in large numbers and ensure he wins the elections and his clan is the ruling clan.This will incite members of the other clans in rejecting him.I will also hire youth and let them wear my opponents T shirts and ensure they go round announcing in a PA system that mpende msipende the opponent has money and the constituents are poor people who depend on handouts.

we Mogesii gyo?


Meaning?

Is @mawinder from Kehancha?
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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kysse
#29 Posted : Wednesday, October 16, 2013 8:35:31 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
mawinder wrote:

Just to be on the safe side I will pay some party luminary some money,nominations will be a mere formality as I will be assured of the party ticket.As for akina @masukuma,i will start from the voter registration stage where voters in my strong holds will be paid 100 bob each to register.In my weak areas,on the voting day I will ensure an NGO distributes relief food and a fringe candidate who will be my project buys them changaa so that I am not disqualified.


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digitek1
#30 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 7:52:01 AM
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Joined: 2/3/2010
Posts: 1,797
Location: Kenya
kysse wrote:
mawinder wrote:

Just to be on the safe side I will pay some party luminary some money,nominations will be a mere formality as I will be assured of the party ticket.As for akina @masukuma,i will start from the voter registration stage where voters in my strong holds will be paid 100 bob each to register.In my weak areas,on the voting day I will ensure an NGO distributes relief food and a fringe candidate who will be my project buys them changaa so that I am not disqualified.


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