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Magigi		#1 Posted : Friday, October 04, 2013 9:00:51 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya		Kasamu, Katimba and I went to see Plato in hospital early today. Plato has not been eating well and so Kasamu decided he was the one going to make him eat. Here is how the conversation went in Kamba…. Kasamu: Nukwenda kuya? Plato: Ayee Kasamu: Nukwenda matunda? Plato: Ayee Kasamu: Nukwenda usuu? Plato: Ayee Kasamu: Nukwenda isyo? Plato: Ayee… Kasamu: Ai, kinu. Na wienda kyau? Nukwenda kuya kiti? Plato: Kiu ni ngutata…!!! Kasamu looked at Katimba and uttered, “ Wia waku wivo”. (here is your work) Kasamu gestured to me and we left the room, went to have tea at the cafeteria. When we got back Plato was full of energy. Loosely translated as follows… Kasamu: Do you want to eat? Plato: No Kasamu: Do you want fruits? Plato: no. Kasamu: Do you want porridge? Plato: no Kasamu: Do you want githeri? Plato: No Kasamu: Ai (matusi). Now what do you want? Do you want to eat pussy cat? Plato: That one I will try!!!
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wilyum		#2 Posted : Friday, October 04, 2013 9:03:43 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/21/2011 Posts: 1,010		Magigi wrote: Kasamu, Katimba and I went to see Plato in hospital early today. Plato has not been eating well and so Kasamu decided he was the one going to make him eat. Here is how the conversation went in Kamba…. Kasamu: Nukwenda kuya? Plato: Ayee Kasamu: Nukwenda matunda? Plato: Ayee Kasamu: Nukwenda usuu? Plato: Ayee Kasamu: Nukwenda isyo? Plato: Ayee… Kasamu: Ai, kinu. Na wienda kyau? Nukwenda kuya kiti? Plato: Kiu ni ngutata…!!! Kasamu looked at Katimba and uttered, “ Wia waku wivo”. (here is your work) Kasamu gestured to me and we left the room, went to have tea at the cafeteria. When we got back Plato was full of energy. Loosely translated as follows… Kasamu: Do you want to eat? Plato: No Kasamu: Do you want fruits? Plato: no. Kasamu: Do you want porridge? Plato: no Kasamu: Do you want githeri? Plato: No Kasamu: Ai (matusi). Now what do you want? Do you want to eat pussy cat? Plato: That one I will try!!!
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Am		#3 Posted : Friday, October 04, 2013 9:06:14 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/21/2012 Posts: 1,739		aiye, @Magigi wi mukamba naku. Wi mundu wa mana biu. Kitimba kii.. Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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McReggae		#4 Posted : Friday, October 04, 2013 9:09:09 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		hehehehe ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Gordon Gekko		#5 Posted : Friday, October 04, 2013 9:10:50 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/27/2008 Posts: 3,760		Katimba is plug or socket??
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washiku		#6 Posted : Friday, October 04, 2013 9:13:12 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Hapo mwisho umetuenjoy in the translation. Lol....ati ***nitajaribu. Lol A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#7 Posted : Friday, October 04, 2013 9:14:46 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Gordon Gekko wrote: Katimba is plug or socket?? SOCKET A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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jguru		#8 Posted : Friday, October 04, 2013 9:57:35 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/25/2007 Posts: 1,574		Magigi wrote: Kasamu, Katimba and I went to see Plato in hospital early today. Plato has not been eating well and so Kasamu decided he was the one going to make him eat. Here is how the conversation went in Kamba…. Kasamu: Nukwenda kuya? Plato: Ayee Kasamu: Nukwenda matunda? Plato: Ayee Kasamu: Nukwenda usuu? Plato: Ayee Kasamu: Nukwenda isyo? Plato: Ayee… Kasamu: Ai, kinu. Na wienda kyau? Nukwenda kuya kiti? Plato: Kiu ni ngutata…!!! Kasamu looked at Katimba and uttered, “ Wia waku wivo”. (here is your work) Kasamu gestured to me and we left the room, went to have tea at the cafeteria. When we got back Plato was full of energy. Loosely translated as follows… Kasamu: Do you want to eat? Plato: No Kasamu: Do you want fruits? Plato: no. Kasamu: Do you want porridge? Plato: no Kasamu: Do you want githeri? Plato: No Kasamu: Ai (matusi). Now what do you want? Do you want to eat pussy cat? Plato: That one I will try!!! @Magigi, you have killed me! So Plato ate fish, both sides? Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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nostoppingthis		#9 Posted : Friday, October 04, 2013 11:15:19 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi		Gordon Gekko wrote: Katimba is plug or socket?? @GG...first get the meaning of "katimba" or "kitimba" from your kamba friend (preferably not a girl)....therein lies your answer @Magigi
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YoungMulla		#10 Posted : Friday, October 04, 2013 1:19:12 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 3/14/2012 Posts: 577 Location: Nairobi Kenya		haha.. just as I was wondering where katimba's role would come in Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
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