AN AMERICAN, JAPANESE, and a LUOPEAN were sitting NAKED in the SAUNA.

Suddenly there is a beeping sound....
The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops.

The others look at him questioningly."That's my pager," he says. "I have a
microchip under the skin of my arm.”...

A few minutes later a phone rings.The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains,
"That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

The Luopean, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he
had to do something just as
impressive.

He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet.
He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt.

The others raised their eyebrows and said ... "Wow! What's that?”...The Luo replied, "I'm receiving a Fax,"

LUOPEAN SENSATION

A Luo guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
very attractive lady.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his
watch for a moment.
The lady notices this and asks, “Is your date running
late?” “No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of the-art watch,
and I was just testing it..”
The intrigued lady says, “A state-of-the-art watch?
What”s so special about it?”
The guy explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically.” The lady says, “What”s it telling you now?”
Well, it says you”re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies “Well it must be
broken because I am wearing panties!”
The Luo guy smiles, taps his watch and says, “This
damn thing is one hour ahead.”

C&P

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER FILL
THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND INBLOCK
LETTERS
I _______________hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir
I am _____ years old Please answer the following questions honestly
1. Do you go to church?
Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working?
Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?
Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions was NO
Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look
back
If all your answers were YES, Then continue
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage ____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can
give respect to your father in-law-mother in-law
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I need money
for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you
answer? ____________________ ____________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce________
__________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you? ____________________________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum?
Yes/No If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long?
If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
Explain why you were born out of wedlock 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As
used by women (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to
sleep outside his house
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is
theowner of the kids between father and mother? Answer the following by Yes or No
1. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?____
________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?
____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum?___________
_________
4. When can I interview your church pastor
5. Please stick your passport size photo below
Which will be put in newspaper to check if you
have other girlfriends Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter
Your application will be processed in 4years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful As you are waiting
Please don't call me
Don't visit me
Don't contact my daughter
If u do you will be disqualified
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions
Postal Address: ______________________
Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ______________________

C&P,

When a student fails an exam, the father says,
In the UK- you can still do better darling,
In the US. Yes you can, I know you can,
In Kenya- kumbe niriuza ngo'mbe ndio nipereke ng'ombe ingine shule!!

Lesson: Mind your own business...

LUOPEAN SENSATION

A Luo guy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
very attractive lady.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his
watch for a moment.
The lady notices this and asks, “Is your date running
late?” “No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of the-art watch,
and I was just testing it..”
The intrigued lady says, “A state-of-the-art watch?
What”s so special about it?”
The guy explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically.” The lady says, “What”s it telling you now?”
Well, it says you”re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies “Well it must be
broken because I am wearing panties!”
The Luo guy smiles, taps his watch and says, “This
damn thing is one hour ahead.”