Churchill dumped the producer who made churchill live an international show. Now, churchill's laugh industry company is self producing the new Churchill show and the consequences are disastrous. On the first week they produced a highly substandard show, which if went on air, would have definitely killed Churchill. So he came up with the computer memory crash excuse to calm his fans. A look at the new show illustrates the absence of the Genious Bob Nyanja. On the positive note,Eric Omondi is now being kept on his toes by an emerging talent called Chipukeezy. Is this the next big thing?

Worst scripted, edited show ever.

I was totally disoriented too . The begining looked like the end & the end looked like nowhere.

Cabu Gah sums it all lol

LETTER TO CHURCHILL SHOW/LIVE....WHATEVER!!!

Morning Churchill,
I have had the priviledge to work with You,be mentored by U n learn from You. And ,on that note,My respect for You will always be intact...You are the KING of the Laughter Industry,No doubt. But Hey:Even Kings get dethroned! You Never heard that?? Yes,Kings lose their power and get thrown off into exiles! And,am afraid,Ur treading on that risky road,My fellow Kamba Brother!
Last Sunday,the NTV computers crashed and the whole Episode 1 of Your show was lost! Kenya was disapointed! Hugely! Little did we know that it was God's way of saying,"Hey Guys,You dont want to show this crap to the public! You just dont! I am a Loving God,let me save You the shame,am crashing this computers! No,seriously. Am CRUSHING this thing!!"
You ignored God's little voice yesterday AND TOTAL CRAP HAPPENED!!!
What was that??? It was supposed to be a LAUGHING show! Heck! It was pure bullshit! My cat is funnier than that shit you showed!!

STAGE:
That was a total flop! Return the original stage! It was colourful,attractive and smaller! The new stage is a total disaster! Its a comedy show,NOT a funeral memorial service!!!

CHURCHILL:
Dude,Your jokes are gone! Gone forever! You wasnt funny no more! Naaah,You aint! Up your game,or stick to radio! Even Ronaldo knew when to quit! You cant keep holding on to somethng for sooo long! Who are You?? Maina Kamanda??

ADVERTS:
Too many stupid adverts! After every 2 minutes! And that Ringtone advert! Total crap! Who would want to DOWNLOAD the SITOLIA ringtone in 2013??? We ALL did that in 2012! I bet even Gloria Muliro herself wouldnt use SITOLIA as her ringtone!!!

EDITING:
Worse Editing ever! Was Your editor drunk?? Or horny?? That wasnt editing! It was Laziness! NTV should fire that guy Asap! Let him go sell condoms in Nyandarua County!!!

DJ AFRO:
What was That??? I am a NAIROBIAN! I DONT DO DJ AFRO! That shit WAS funny 13 years ago! When I was a teenager! It didnt come out as a JOKE..,It was more of a CHOKE of death!

TOTO'S CORNER:
Scrap that crap already! Toto,My Ass! If I want to watch Totos making a fool of themselves,al just watch MY OWN! Am an ADULT! Aint got time to get entertained by Totos! Am NOT Mutula Kilonzo!

DIDA:
You should have LET HIM TALK! You was asking the nigga too many questions! And wouldnt even let a nigga talk! I was waiting for the classic Dida Punchlines and them your drunk band kept playing him some distorted Arabic tunes! Let a nigga talk first! He can dance later! Or in Your dreams!

MC JESSY:
Whats that boy doing running up and down the stage every two minutes?? Who is he?? Security Service?? Bullshit! Get a seat and relax your tiny ass boy! Running up and down like a lactating chicken!!

ERIC OMONDI:
If You introduce someone as the FUNNIEST MAN IN AFRICA,I actualy expect him to live up to that name! What was he doing there?? Hey Eric,that "am skinny " joke is sooo 2008! Drop it already! Lifting paper gyms isnt funny! Its annoying! And those corrupted song clips,take them to Q TV. Thats where Your friend Kajairo operates from! Eric,Either give me punchlines before I punch you into line! Funniest Man,my ass!!

Otherwise,It was a boring, annoying, lethargic, cheap, poor, incoherent and unentertaining show!
I spent half of the time scratching my balls!
BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL CHURCHILL LIVE! Na SI TAFATHALI.

We have run out of ideas about comedy.

In the other show, the anti-climax was when he asked Didas if he has three wives...
I just wished I were Didas to ask a question back "and how many mistresses do you have?" and watch the guy turn blue.

One thing ive learnt....Kenyans wana mistari, dont joke with angry hungry kenyans

But the show has been bringing some funny comedians of late, the only boring part is the intro by churchill

Top 20 Comedians in Africa:
0 Gbenga Adeyinka (Nigeria)
19 Daniel Omara (Uganda)
18 A Dot (Nigerian)
17 John Vlismas (South African)
16 Foxy P (Nigeria)
15 Nik Rabinowitz (South Africa)
14 Kasambwe Mpulamasaka (Zambia)
13 David Kibuuka (South Africa)
12 Ali Baba (Nigeria)
11 Loyiso Gola (South Africa)
10 Eddie Kadi (Congo)
9 Eric Omondi (Kenya)
8 I Go Dye (Nigeria)
7 Daliso Chaponda (Malawi)
6 David Kau (South Africa)
5 Klint The Drunk (Nigeria)
4 Riaad Moosa (South Africa)
3 Michael Blackson (Ghana)
2 Basketmouth (Nigerian)
1 Trevor Noah (South Africa)

comedy is the riskiest job on the planet! you expose yourself to people ... you either fly or hit the wall. I remember "Smart Joker"'s jokes hitting the wall over and over again. I felt sorry for the guy!

Hiyo list ni bonoko.