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An in-house banker for Wazua anyone ?
Banker
#21 Posted : Monday, April 08, 2013 9:40:28 AM
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Joined: 4/1/2013
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Hallo wazua, Sorry I had an out-of-town weekend with minimal internet access. I note the questions are coming fast and furious. Let me start with the easy ones. FDR vs t-bills ;

A little secret in the industry is that small banks will always offer you a better FDR rate than the big guys for a very simple reason. The big 5 can mobilize deposits very quickly and very cheaply. Think KCB banking holding 80% of the accounts from the best customer in Kenya i.e. GoK. Think BBK banking for most of the big corporates (EABL, Nakumatt,KQ e.t.c) Equity has 6 million customers at the bottom of the pyramid and you know whats amazing about this group, they only bank their savings. Co-op holds money from all coop societies. Did you know stanchart holds the funds for the free primary education ? KCB and Co-op hold about 90% of all CDF accounts in Kenya.

Before you move your funds, I once had a customer who went to one of the small guys at the beginning of 2012 when interest rates hit the roof. They offered him 29% for 100mn. The t-bill rate was at 18%, and the interbank was at 16%. Wait until he wanted to withdraw the funds!! Thats a story for another day.
Banker
#22 Posted : Monday, April 08, 2013 9:53:12 AM
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aemathenge wrote:
Fifteen years in one bank and not stolen a dime where the elephant in the bank is that employees are the biggest thieves?

@Obiero, I am serious.

obiero wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Take me through the immediate last process you took part in in stealing money from your employer.

Or just go away.

Hahahaha. U have killed me



@Mathenge, I take it you are the in-house bully. will remember that.
Banker
#23 Posted : Monday, April 08, 2013 10:01:52 AM
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digitek1 wrote:
@banker 1m Sacco vs bank loan
there is a long thread somewhere


As a banker, I would say borrow from the Sacco anytime. Am thinking in terms of the financing costs of your project. As a borrower, it would depend. To get 1m from your sacco you must have deposit of around Kes.350,000 earning between 8-12 % p.a. From my interaction with Jua kali guys, they would laugh at you if you told them your 350k earned you Kes.36k or 3k per month. Majority of them would double that figure in less than one year. Thats why they dont mind borrowing at 25%. But if you are employed, stick to the sacco. It adds up to your pension to improve your networth.
Pesa Nane
#24 Posted : Monday, April 08, 2013 10:19:33 AM
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mwekez@ji wrote:


ACCESS DENIED: You tried to enter a area where you didn't have access. Sad Sad
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
mwekez@ji
#25 Posted : Monday, April 08, 2013 10:26:16 AM
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Joined: 5/31/2011
Posts: 5,121
Pesa Nane wrote:
mwekez@ji wrote:


ACCESS DENIED: You tried to enter a area where you didn't have access. Sad Sad


Ooops. The link is >>> http://www.wazua.co.ke/forum.as...s&t=23710#post396358
aemathenge
#26 Posted : Monday, April 08, 2013 3:11:51 PM
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Let me rephrase. How do banks account for employee fund theft on their books and how are employee thieves treated?

Banker wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Fifteen years in one bank and not stolen a dime where the elephant in the bank is that employees are the biggest thieves?

@Obiero, I am serious.

obiero wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Take me through the immediate last process you took part in in stealing money from your employer.

Or just go away.

Hahahaha. U have killed me



@Mathenge, I take it you are the in-house bully. will remember that.

washiku
#27 Posted : Monday, April 08, 2013 4:30:26 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
@aemathenge, you sound so interested in this topic. Is it that you want to start a bank or you want to do it and cover up? This reminds me you were terminated some time back...hope these tendencies were nowhere near the reason.

aemathenge wrote:
Let me rephrase. How do banks account for employee fund theft on their books and how are employee thieves treated?

Banker wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Fifteen years in one bank and not stolen a dime where the elephant in the bank is that employees are the biggest thieves?

@Obiero, I am serious.

obiero wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Take me through the immediate last process you took part in in stealing money from your employer.

Or just go away.

Hahahaha. U have killed me



@Mathenge, I take it you are the in-house bully. will remember that.


aemathenge
#28 Posted : Monday, April 08, 2013 5:21:52 PM
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Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
washiku wrote:
@aemathenge, you sound so interested in this topic. Is it that you want to start a bank or you want to do it and cover up? This reminds me you were terminated some time back...hope these tendencies were nowhere near the reason.

After being summarily dismissed for gross insubordination, I joined freelancer.com and oDesk.com as a programming freelancer and contractor.

I have noticed that some hidden well paying contracts involve writing script that attaches a certain programme that deducts a certain miniscule percentage from every transaction to the main software which is run by local banks.

Part of the requirements to get the contract is either to be a current or recent employee of a bank.

I am interested in the banker's version on how management treats theft in the books and punishment meted out to those CAUGHT. Is it worth the risk to write the script?
Ngong
#29 Posted : Monday, April 08, 2013 8:23:20 PM
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Posts: 1,461
Location: Ngong Forest
Banker wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Fifteen years in one bank and not stolen a dime where the elephant in the bank is that employees are the biggest thieves?

@Obiero, I am serious.

obiero wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Take me through the immediate last process you took part in in stealing money from your employer.

Or just go away.

Hahahaha. U have killed me



@Mathenge, I take it you are the in-house bully. will remember that.


No he is not a bully,you should apologize!
He works for an investment group that plans to be a bank soon!
aemathenge
#30 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 2:44:48 AM
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Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Mr. Banker? I cannot bully you if you do not visit. Do not be a stranger. Talk to us often.
aemathenge
#31 Posted : Thursday, April 11, 2013 3:30:21 AM
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Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Please give us your comment on the research findings and the summit in the link below, if you will.

http://www.dailynews.co....vulnerable-to-it-threats
mwekez@ji
#32 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 11:53:12 AM
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Joined: 5/31/2011
Posts: 5,121
mwekez@ji wrote:
mwekez@ji wrote:
Ericsson wrote:
Co-op Bank---16.5%
Barclays bank---15.5%
KCB---16%
HFCK---18%


On Coop, BBK, KCB, is that base rate or the effective rate coz for the HFCK it is effective rate and its revision is long overdue


.... and any idea on the loan processing fees charged by each of these lenders and any other charges imposed on the lending?


cc @Banker, et al #Post 32 >>>> http://www.wazua.co.ke/forum.as...&m=403936#post403936
Banker
#33 Posted : Saturday, April 27, 2013 7:05:12 AM
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[quote=aemathenge]Please give us your comment on the research findings and the summit in the link below, if you will.

http://www.dailynews.co....ulnerable-to-it-threats[/quote]

@aemathenge, the threats are real and there is a new trick coming up everytime. That explains the massive investment in IT by the banks. We are talking billions. But the real threat is the human factor rather than the technology itself.
Banker
#34 Posted : Saturday, April 27, 2013 7:15:45 AM
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Joined: 4/1/2013
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mwekez@ji wrote:
mwekez@ji wrote:
mwekez@ji wrote:
Ericsson wrote:
Co-op Bank---16.5%
Barclays bank---15.5%
KCB---16%
HFCK---18%


On Coop, BBK, KCB, is that base rate or the effective rate coz for the HFCK it is effective rate and its revision is long overdue


.... and any idea on the loan processing fees charged by each of these lenders and any other charges imposed on the lending?


cc @Banker, et al #Post 32 >>>> http://www.wazua.co.ke/forum.as...&m=403936#post403936


@Mwekezaji, these are actually the effective lending rates for mortgage only. Infact BBK and COOP are the only ones below 16%. i.e. BBK 15.5% & coop 15.75%. Which is a pity really because the largest bank in terms of assets and deposits is KCB. They can actually offer a rate of 14% on mortgage considering their low cost of funds.

The processing charges range from 1%-2.5%, then you throw in the legal and valuation fees.

ION; Did you know that you can still borrow and single digit in Kenya. My employer is lending foreign currency denominated loans at 8%. But you need to be earning in forex; either as a diaspora or in the export business.

Question : Suppose you earn in Kes like everyone else, If you borrowed @ 8%, then buy the forex to service the loan, would the savings in interest expenses take care of the exchange rate risk ?

A good homework for Wazuans ?
youcan'tstopusnow
#35 Posted : Saturday, April 27, 2013 10:38:51 AM
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Location: Black Africa
youcan'tstopusnow wrote:
What are your thoughts on Citi's report last year - Don't Get Caught When The Music Stops


Banker, jibu hii.
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
aemathenge
#36 Posted : Sunday, September 08, 2013 1:13:11 AM
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Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Mr/Ms Banker, I need your response to the herein under:

http://www.standardmedia...om-kenyans&pageNo=4

Banker wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Fifteen years in one bank and not stolen a dime where the elephant in the bank is that employees are the biggest thieves?

@Obiero, I am serious.

obiero wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Take me through the immediate last process you took part in in stealing money from your employer.

Or just go away.

Hahahaha. U have killed me



@Mathenge, I take it you are the in-house bully. will remember that.

Siringi
#37 Posted : Sunday, September 08, 2013 5:35:10 PM
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Joined: 6/8/2013
Posts: 2,517
WANTED : NEW BANKER FOR WAZUA

@lady admin please inbox Mr/Ms Banker to do the needful

Why can guys behave like our @a4architect?
"😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
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