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Impunity
#11 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2013 12:46:16 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
McReggae wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Ili iwe funzo kwa wengine kama wewe.....apana yeye!!!


Wait until they arrest you, before you call that cop friend of yours in Kasarani you would been slapped with a 20K receipt.
The court is right on the road and you dont have time to call your cop-friend.
I am waiting for you on this, I know you wont pass this!


I'm a very responsible road user!!!!


I will be monitoring you closely!
Unless you have really changed.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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kivairu
#12 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2013 12:53:28 PM
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Joined: 3/5/2008
Posts: 532
Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
iko poa. Reduces bribery


Bribery is cheaper, he would used 2K to sort a cop, but now 10K surely!!! On 22nd of a month.
Sad



Its the most expensive overlap..or a slight oversight!

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. –Albert Einstein.
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radio
#13 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2013 1:24:42 PM
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Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
Impunity wrote:
Do you support the roadside law court started yesterday at M-road?
A friend parted with so much money for a minor offence (overlapping); it took him 30 minutes to have his case decided plus show of evidence!

Sad Sad Sad


What was the evidence?
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Impunity
#14 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2013 1:34:43 PM
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radio wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Do you support the roadside law court started yesterday at M-road?
A friend parted with so much money for a minor offence (overlapping); it took him 30 minutes to have his case decided plus show of evidence!

Sad Sad Sad


What was the evidence?


Pikcha taken from a moving mosquito pikipiki...if yu see those miniature police pikipiki be watchfull, they have ndigital cameras.
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Rollins
#15 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2013 1:39:02 PM
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They are now on Thika road. Seppuku be careful!
Even a BrOKeN clock is right twice a day
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quicksand
#16 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2013 1:40:03 PM
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Posts: 2,061
Location: Nairobi
Wacha watu washike adabu! This overlapping thing is so ingrained in some people that only hitting the pocket for 10K will make them pause and think.
Next step, fine vehicles which have broken down on the road. That mlima on Mbagathi way just before Memorial Hospital is notorious for broken down trucks.
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King G
#17 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2013 1:42:22 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
If you dont have the chums, what next?
Thieves
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McReggae
#18 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2013 2:06:11 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
King G wrote:
If you dont have the chums, what next?


Miriam halafu cell pap!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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radio
#19 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2013 2:21:58 PM
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Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
McReggae wrote:
King G wrote:
If you dont have the chums, what next?


Miriam halafu cell pap!!!


They also remove your number plate till you repair the car if the crime was a defect in the car!
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Impunity
#20 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2013 2:24:15 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
King G wrote:
If you dont have the chums, what next?


6 months worth of beans for overllaping.
Ni kufyam mandugu zanguni.
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