@ pierce,
you have not heard worse,sample this...
a fellow opens his statement by saying exchoose me as opposed to excuse me,
and then i heard a guy singing late Daudi Kabaka's hit 'mkischana wa urembo kama wewe......'
to cap it all,the former president in an emotional outburst would say 'watu wanasema ati moi ooohhh moi ooohhh moi nini,mimi si tigtator!!!!'
NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...