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masukuma
#21 Posted : Thursday, August 15, 2013 4:54:29 PM
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King G wrote:
masukuma wrote:
McReggae wrote:
It's a by-election......what was the purpose for a recount again?

legitimizing the process...
KIRUDIWO!!


For IEBC, it is more eating time!! Kenya will never develop!!!

nyinyi ndio munataka mbaka referendum... leta yote. on the flipside people are polishing up on procedures and processes. ensuring that systems are demonstrated to be working as advertised. personally the more by-elections and referenda the better! bring them on! Zirudiwo zote! muhahaha!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Lolest!
#22 Posted : Thursday, August 15, 2013 5:06:58 PM
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masukuma wrote:
Sometime back I went for a visit in Kitui and the people of Kitui didn't think much of this fellow from Kibwezi. It was just after he was nominated as the assistant minister of "ndovu". The going joke was that when he was being sworn in the guy started the oath by saying
"ONE KALEMBE NDILE, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO..."

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly TIP TIP!!!
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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butterflyke
#23 Posted : Thursday, August 15, 2013 7:55:19 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Sometime back I went for a visit in Kitui and the people of Kitui didn't think much of this fellow from Kibwezi. It was just after he was nominated as the assistant minister of "ndovu". The going joke was that when he was being sworn in the guy started the oath by saying
"ONE KALEMBE NDILE, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO..."

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly TIP TIP!!!


hooray smile

ION, Kalembe in lucky escape for destroying a cap worth Sh500
The Independent Party leader Kalembe Ndile recently found himself fighting a court battle for damaging a cap valued at Sh500.
Kalembe was arraigned before Resident magistrate E Muiru at Makindu law courts last week, for destroying the cap, the property of Robert Kimunyi.
He was accused of malicious damage to property contrary to section 339(1) of the penal code.
The incident took place at a bar and restaurant around mid night at Emali township. Kimunyi had claimed that on February 25 at Plan B, Kalembe maliciously damaged his cap valued at Sh500.
Kalembe denied the charges and was granted cash bail of Sh1, 000.

RINK - substandard
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Mastermind
#24 Posted : Friday, August 16, 2013 1:18:04 AM
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Governor- Missed
Senator- Missed
Mp- ?
County rep-?
Another chance for Kaloki.
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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harrydre
#25 Posted : Friday, August 16, 2013 5:50:24 AM
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a kalembe kazungu bullseye will make my Fridays smile
i.am.back!!!!
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McReggae
#26 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 8:13:30 PM
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This guy won on the recount but it seems he will probably lose the by-election narrowly, life can be unfair!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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washiku
#27 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 8:47:47 PM
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McReggae wrote:
This guy won on the recount but it seems he will probably lose the by-election narrowly, life can be unfair!!!


I know for now he is really wishing that judge had declared him the automatic winner.
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Lolest!
#28 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 8:54:48 PM
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McReggae wrote:
This guy won on the recount but it seems he will probably lose the by-election narrowly, life can be unfair!!!

Ma-lion must be a tough guy! Seems the gap is widening. Isn't it reminiscent of the Starehe by election pitting Kamanda against Wanjiru? Kamanda won the recount but lost the by election
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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McReggae
#29 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 8:56:51 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
McReggae wrote:
This guy won on the recount but it seems he will probably lose the by-election narrowly, life can be unfair!!!

Ma-lion must be a tough guy! Seems the gap is widening. Isn't it reminiscent of the Starehe by election pitting Kamanda against Wanjiru? Kamanda won the recount but lost the by election


Final tally: Musimba 17,092 Kalembe: 16,954 son of the squota loses!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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King G
#30 Posted : Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:02:40 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
McReggae wrote:
This guy won on the recount but it seems he will probably lose the by-election narrowly, life can be unfair!!!

Ma-lion must be a tough guy! Seems the gap is widening. Isn't it reminiscent of the Starehe by election pitting Kamanda against Wanjiru? Kamanda won the recount but lost the by election


Final tally: Musimba 17,092 Kalembe: 16,954 son of the squota loses!!!


138!!!!!!
Thieves
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