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Why I fear / "hate" Going Home
Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/27/2010 Posts: 951 Location: Nyumbani
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This week’s airport fire confirmed my fears. Whenever I get to leave the comfort of majuu, this happens when I get to the plane and hover over Europe and then when you are done with the Mediterranean, the fear starts at least on the Italian side you might be a bit lucky in case of a plane crash on that side (check those who have been saved at Lampedusa). Once you get to African airspace start maombi coz in case of an accident, you will be ashes.
Get home and
Electricity -you do not know when there is rationing or when they will say it’s a generator problem.
When you have electricity, the taps are probably dry no water
Daktari - go out there and get some cold and then get to that hospital, chances of getting the right medication God help
Airport fire/accident - Fire fighters and ambulances will take ages to get to the scene. In case you get to the emergency well the definition of emergency changes.
Wezi - Go out and have some few drinks, take a taxi, you are not a 100% sure you will get home in case the taxi driver ni mwizi pia. Next day take your car or a mat and there you do not know if you will be carjacked.
Police- get hijacked and get to the police station , ouf polisi nao, utumishi kwa wote you might think you are looking for help to go to heaven
TV content - get home and there you switch on the TV, hoping to get some local content and there you go a nollywood film ama zile za kutoka South America.
Politician - they will start telling lies for them to get elected so as to increase their salaries and show their power, petty issues how many cars, body guards blabla some retired ministers elsewhere ride bikes to work.
Wakenya wajinga - who will always talk politics even when not necessary Raila hapa, Uhuruto hapa they cannot move on donge!
Football fans - those who are in blue and red jerseys talking about our team, team yenu as if they hold shares in Man uni or Chelsea some stupid ones even commit suicide. Kwenda jogging ama support Rudisha.
Some of those who share my fears just stay put in their countries of residence ulaya
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/9/2011 Posts: 786 Location: Mashinani
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I still love Home whatever the issues. East West Kenya's best. Kaeni huko majuu. Peace in our Homeland.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/27/2009 Posts: 1,437
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Your fear is genuine mate. Wee kaa majuu till retirement. I do not want to be judgemental but you seem to be the kind that comes back home and dies within two years due to depression. Sema ukweli, did you ever ride in a Taxi, had PayTV or even drive before you went to the so called majuu? You first got into an Airport on your way to majuu? Please stay north of the Mediterranean for your own safety. Wakenya wanjinga might mess up your precious life. The last time we had reliable Electricity was when you were here. Before I forget, all good doctors have been poached by John Hopkins and Presbyterian hospital of Dallas. Please come with your own doctor when you visit the African airspace.
It's Friday down here and Wakenya wajinga are drinking themselves silly while you work in a nursing home and I don't want to bore you with stories of how miserable life is down here.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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This world is not my home..  The very fact that you were born, means you will die. Hata ukiwa majuu, machini or maupande 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980
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Iganamagana wrote:Your fear is genuine mate. Wee kaa majuu till retirement. I do not want to be judgemental but you seem to be the kind that comes back home and dies within two years due to depression. Sema ukweli, did you ever ride in a Taxi, had PayTV or even drive before you went to the so called majuu? You first got into an Airport on your way to majuu? Please stay north of the Mediterranean for your own safety. Wakenya wanjinga might mess up your precious life. The last time we had reliable Electricity was when you were here. Before I forget, all good doctors have been poached by John Hopkins and Presbyterian hospital of Dallas. Please come with your own doctor when you visit the African airspace. Excellent...couldn't have said it better...dont even poke yourself in anything Kenyan, why do you even bother thinking about everything you can catch on your way here? "There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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NKT...stipid......kiss ass...your bosses still visit Zqnzibqr...have you ever been there? ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,818 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
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Have you ever been refered to as a monkey or a banana thrown at you? Or, 'immigrant leeching our health services they only know how to give birth non stop'! Thats the common type of comments i read on blog and online newspapers. Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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You belong to the garbage bin!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/19/2010 Posts: 1,308 Location: nairobi metropolitan
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Wewe kwisha...... Unadharao mama aliyekulea.... Democracy does not belong to the dead
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980
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McReggae wrote:NKT...stipid......kiss ass...your bosses still visit Zqnzibqr...have you ever been there? H1$ a$$ is 8r0k3 h3 c4nt afff0rd h1$ t1ck3t b4ck h0m3, 3v3ry th1ng 3ls3 1s 4n 3xcus3 "There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 7/22/2013 Posts: 31
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Kiash, I've had the opportunity to live countries that are far ahead of Kenya in terms of development but I'd never fear going back home. Huko majuu you'll always be a foreigner even if you marry one of their own. People you meet will always ask 'innocently' for how long you plan to be there.
Please look at the problems in Kenya as an opportunity for you to contribute to the country's development.
And tafadhali, ukifika Kenya, resist the urge to keep comparing the life here to what's huko majuu. People really despise being made to know how 'backward' they are.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/27/2009 Posts: 1,437
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Iganamagana wrote:Your fear is genuine mate. Wee kaa majuu till retirement. I do not want to be judgemental but you seem to be the kind that comes back home and dies within two years due to depression. Sema ukweli, did you ever ride in a Taxi, had PayTV or even drive before you went to the so called majuu? You first got into an Airport on your way to majuu? Please stay north of the Mediterranean for your own safety. Wakenya wanjinga might mess up your precious life. The last time we had reliable Electricity was when you were here. Before I forget, all good doctors have been poached by John Hopkins and Presbyterian hospital of Dallas. Please come with your own doctor when you visit the African airspace.
It's Friday down here and Wakenya wajinga are drinking themselves silly while you work in a nursing home and I don't want to bore you with stories of how miserable life is down here. My apologies to all those Kenyans working odd jobs to uplift their motherland. We appreciate your sacrifice.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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murchr wrote:McReggae wrote:NKT...stipid......kiss ass...your bosses still visit Zqnzibqr...have you ever been there? H1$ a$$ is 8r0k3 h3 c4nt afff0rd h1$ t1ck3t b4ck h0m3, 3v3ry th1ng 3ls3 1s 4n 3xcus3 @%/%&4mani.....aa#-#rombo@%/&& saidi. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/27/2010 Posts: 951 Location: Nyumbani
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Iganamagana wrote:Your fear is genuine mate. Wee kaa majuu till retirement. I do not want to be judgemental but you seem to be the kind that comes back home and dies within two years due to depression. Sema ukweli, did you ever ride in a Taxi, had PayTV or even drive before you went to the so called majuu? You first got into an Airport on your way to majuu? Please stay north of the Mediterranean for your own safety. Wakenya wanjinga might mess up your precious life. The last time we had reliable Electricity was when you were here. Before I forget, all good doctors have been poached by John Hopkins and Presbyterian hospital of Dallas. Please come with your own doctor when you visit the African airspace.
It's Friday down here and Wakenya wajinga are drinking themselves silly while you work in a nursing home and I don't want to bore you with stories of how miserable life is down here. This might be true mate but as you wet your throat waiting for the European championships to start; by the way we are only on the 8th so you have the money wacha ifike 20th. I might be working in a nursing home changing diapers to old men and women but am sure you share 99% of my fears or “hate “ sorry for using the word. I guess if you can afford those few pints of beer then you are not a poor fellow and you do not live in some slum, you do not give lifts to those guys walking to work coz you fear that gets into your car. You will be on wazua criticizing emergency services at large. You will criticize politicians especially mps, you will criticize local journalists and their content; you will give kitu kidogo to the polie officer. You will honk 100metres to you gate due to fear of carjackers, you will buy those fridge fuses to prevent your fridge when KPLC does their outages, you will subscribe to the TV pay channels to get better content you will go to a private hospital and not a public one. All this is because you do not have any fears. Come on
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 4/4/2011 Posts: 94 Location: Nairobi
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Ngong wrote:You belong to the garbage bin! Well said. No one can diss his/ her motherland!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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Iganamagana wrote:Your fear is genuine mate. Wee kaa majuu till retirement. I do not want to be judgemental but you seem to be the kind that comes back home and dies within two years due to depression. Sema ukweli, did you ever ride in a Taxi, had PayTV or even drive before you went to the so called majuu? You first got into an Airport on your way to majuu? Please stay north of the Mediterranean for your own safety. Wakenya wanjinga might mess up your precious life. The last time we had reliable Electricity was when you were here. Before I forget, all good doctors have been poached by John Hopkins and Presbyterian hospital of Dallas. Please come with your own doctor when you visit the African airspace.
It's Friday down here and Wakenya wajinga are drinking themselves silly while you work in a nursing home and I don't want to bore you with stories of how miserable life is down here. wiping the a*#es of old wazungus during the day and washing dishes at night. Let me go to my unsafe local and have some Whiskey  The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2013 Posts: 2,552
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Deer,meet headlights 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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...enjoying my GK baridi....in my world I'm king in my motherland......achaneni na huyu. rombo....pathetic loser, his bosses might be investing in Kenya....this numbskull can't be helped. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,910
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Stay majuu, send $$$ & be blessed. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/9/2011 Posts: 786 Location: Mashinani
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I visited majuu 2 years ago. After 48 hours I was home sick. Could not stand the way life is too managed or organized and not flambo. I hate it when Kenyans fly out then when they come back they despise us, and weng for me, Why is it that when they go to india they dont come back with an indian accent? Worse is when majuu, they try identify with Kenya, they drop their english names, fly kenyan flags etc Mshindwe kabisa. Peace in our Homeland.
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