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Traffic Management set to go digital
xyzee
#1 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 4:44:49 PM
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Traffic cops to be pulled out of roundabouts soon. After the installation of the new traffic lights (with time display) and Cameras which will capture offenders.
Impunity
#2 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 4:49:11 PM
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xyzee wrote:
Traffic cops to be pulled out of roundabouts soon. After the installation of the new traffic lights (with time display) and Cameras which will capture offenders.


The memory disk in the traffic camera will be full in no minute, with 99% of everyone breaking the law...this is just another Jublee's digital blunder!

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
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maka
#3 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 4:52:30 PM
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Impunity wrote:
xyzee wrote:
Traffic cops to be pulled out of roundabouts soon. After the installation of the new traffic lights (with time display) and Cameras which will capture offenders.


The memory disk in the traffic camera will be full in no minute, with 99% of everyone breaking the law...this is just another Jublee's digital blunder!

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


The problem will be the capacity to fuata offendors...ati names will published in the dailies every Thursday wunt the papers be full?
possunt quia posse videntur
digitek1
#4 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 4:55:33 PM
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Impunity wrote:
xyzee wrote:
Traffic cops to be pulled out of roundabouts soon. After the installation of the new traffic lights (with time display) and Cameras which will capture offenders.


The memory disk in the traffic camera will be full in no minute, with 99% of everyone breaking the law...this is just another Jublee's digital blunder!

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

Laughing out loudly its like putting elastoplast on a fracture.. the problem was not the lights
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butterflyke
#5 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 5:10:05 PM
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d'oh!
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Impunity
#6 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 5:13:58 PM
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digitek1 wrote:
Impunity wrote:
xyzee wrote:
Traffic cops to be pulled out of roundabouts soon. After the installation of the new traffic lights (with time display) and Cameras which will capture offenders.


The memory disk in the traffic camera will be full in no minute, with 99% of everyone breaking the law...this is just another Jublee's digital blunder!

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

Laughing out loudly its like putting elastoplast on a fracture.. the problem was not the lights


Exactly...the problem is much bigger and brighter than the lights.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

ZZE123
#7 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 5:14:17 PM
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maka wrote:
Impunity wrote:
xyzee wrote:
Traffic cops to be pulled out of roundabouts soon. After the installation of the new traffic lights (with time display) and Cameras which will capture offenders.

The memory disk in the traffic camera will be full in no minute, with 99% of everyone breaking the law...this is just another Jublee's digital blunder!

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

The problem will be the capacity to fuata offendors...ati names will published in the dailies every Thursday wunt the papers be full?

Me thinks this is a good strategy - In some countries the fines for traffic offences is more than the cost of a Vitz. if the lights have turned red no one will dare jump even at midnight when there is no other road user.
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
Lolest!
#8 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 5:24:31 PM
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goodpeople, it's not about the lights. It's a new centrally controlled traffic system. Control room guys will be checking traffic and then adding time to the areas jampacked using the new digital lights. Source DN ya leo
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Impunity
#9 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 5:25:47 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
maka wrote:
Impunity wrote:
xyzee wrote:
Traffic cops to be pulled out of roundabouts soon. After the installation of the new traffic lights (with time display) and Cameras which will capture offenders.

The memory disk in the traffic camera will be full in no minute, with 99% of everyone breaking the law...this is just another Jublee's digital blunder!

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

The problem will be the capacity to fuata offendors...ati names will published in the dailies every Thursday wunt the papers be full?

Me thinks this is a good strategy - In some countries the fines for traffic offences is more than the cost of a Vitz. if the lights have turned red no one will dare jump even at midnight when there is no other road user.


With this acclamation you have invited the wrath of wazualetsless...So Vitz is the lowest unit of monetary measure?
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Gathige
#10 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 5:36:40 PM
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Just watch Road Hog on Citizen and you will realize how rotten our traffic manners are. All the big offenders read like " Office of the President, Judiciary, Dept of Administration of Justice, Hon XYZ etc etc". A county that does not operate under its own rules is just a jungle.

All we need to follow the traffic rules.
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
thuks
#11 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 5:42:07 PM
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Impunity wrote:
xyzee wrote:
Traffic cops to be pulled out of roundabouts soon. After the installation of the new traffic lights (with time display) and Cameras which will capture offenders.


The memory disk in the traffic camera will be full in no minute, with 99% of everyone breaking the law...this is just another Jublee's digital blunder!

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


na evidence iko....
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webish
#12 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 6:30:22 PM
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Or maybe you forgot that the thugs will cut those posts.... scrap...

Anyway, let's wait and see. We always have to start from somewhere.

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Shak
#13 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 6:36:47 PM
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webish wrote:
Or maybe you forgot that the thugs will cut those posts.... scrap...

Anyway, let's wait and see. We always have to start from somewhere.

My fear exactly. Add rioting UON students
McReggae
#14 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 6:45:33 PM
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Good start if you ask me.
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Wendz
#15 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 6:54:29 PM
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Shak wrote:
webish wrote:
Or maybe you forgot that the thugs will cut those posts.... scrap...

Anyway, let's wait and see. We always have to start from somewhere.

My fear exactly. Add rioting UON students


And that should be loaded on their HELB loans! All the Police needs to do is walk to the university, ask for names of the offenders, if none is produced, the cost is slapped pro-rata on every single soul, culprit or innocent, until everyone learns to carry their own cross and be brother's keeper. Hakuna atarudia. Or the fine goes to the university, which then loads it on the students' fees.
CLK
#16 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 8:37:04 PM
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Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
maka wrote:
Impunity wrote:
xyzee wrote:
Traffic cops to be pulled out of roundabouts soon. After the installation of the new traffic lights (with time display) and Cameras which will capture offenders.

The memory disk in the traffic camera will be full in no minute, with 99% of everyone breaking the law...this is just another Jublee's digital blunder!

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

The problem will be the capacity to fuata offendors...ati names will published in the dailies every Thursday wunt the papers be full?

Me thinks this is a good strategy - In some countries the fines for traffic offences is more than the cost of a Vitz. if the lights have turned red no one will dare jump even at midnight when there is no other road user.


With this acclamation you have invited the wrath of wazualetsless...So Vitz is the lowest unit of monetary measure?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Last times i checked, a probox is much cheaper than a Vitz...
CLK
#17 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 8:38:44 PM
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Wendz wrote:
Shak wrote:
webish wrote:
Or maybe you forgot that the thugs will cut those posts.... scrap...

Anyway, let's wait and see. We always have to start from somewhere.

My fear exactly. Add rioting UON students


And that should be loaded on their HELB loans! All the Police needs to do is walk to the university, ask for names of the offenders, if none is produced, the cost is slapped pro-rata on every single soul, culprit or innocent, until everyone learns to carry their own cross and be brother's keeper. Hakuna atarudia. Or the fine goes to the university, which then loads it on the students' fees.


Thank God wewe sio headmistress mahali....
Mukiri
#18 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 10:18:08 PM
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They should do away with the roundabouts.. The lights tho' look impressive with their timers.

Proverbs 19:21
Um Sayala
#19 Posted : Monday, August 05, 2013 10:38:42 PM
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The 'timer' lights work very well in Khartoum where there are no roundabouts but boxed junctions. They still can work here but the trouble is with the Kenyan culture of impunity. Fine needs to be at the rate of cost of 'probox' per traffic offence.
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#20 Posted : Tuesday, August 06, 2013 12:05:01 PM
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