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simonkabz
#1 Posted : Wednesday, July 31, 2013 12:07:49 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Why do we keep on castigating them yet their news almost always end up in the major dailies?

Kenya Daily Post just cracks me up. The editor has a way with words that leaves me in stitches. Guy is usually very ruthless, cruel, and very malicious to both sides of the devide.

Sample this:

According to our moles privy to State House operations, President Uhuru Kenyatta was deeply angered by Muthui’s remarks where he indirectly abused Raila Odinga over chaos at a funeral in Gusii.
“I can assure you he is going out, we don’t need him,” said a State House operative. “His place, if it is going to be retained, will probably be given to Kuria,” the operative added.
He said Kuria, who is a close friend of President Kenyatta, is going to replace arrogant Muthui who will be re-assigned to a less social place like Ministry of Agriculture.d'oh!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
jaggernaut
#2 Posted : Wednesday, July 31, 2013 2:42:41 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
I have come to greatly respect the paper coz they are always the first with breaking news. Their writing style is also out of this world coz they have a way with words which always leaves me in stiches eg. some of their regular statements:

.....Raila Odinga, the perennial election loser.......

or

...........Machakos Senator Muthama, who is popularly known as a loose canon .......
Muheani
#3 Posted : Wednesday, July 31, 2013 6:05:22 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/20/2009
Posts: 1,402
Since the Elder N The Veteran Have Recommended...will Look It Up.
Impunity
#4 Posted : Wednesday, July 31, 2013 9:03:16 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,335
Location: Masada
Muheani wrote:
Since the Elder N The Veteran Have Recommended...will Look It Up.


I can only see a user and vet!
d'oh!
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McReggae
#5 Posted : Wednesday, July 31, 2013 9:06:32 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Are sentiments similar on kenya today???
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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