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SK ni furahiday.....saa ya phombe!!!!
jaggernaut
#1541 Posted : Friday, July 26, 2013 6:02:58 PM
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Posts: 5,389
jaggernaut wrote:
Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two.

Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter.
McReggae
#1542 Posted : Friday, July 26, 2013 6:12:46 PM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
jaggernaut wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two.

Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter.


Simmers......chunga usichotwe.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Angelica _ann
#1543 Posted : Friday, July 26, 2013 6:31:04 PM
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Joined: 12/7/2012
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simmers = umalaya & mchele. waiters are also thieves, watch out. remember parking lot experience.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
mawinder
#1544 Posted : Friday, July 26, 2013 6:43:11 PM
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Joined: 4/30/2008
Posts: 6,029
jaggernaut wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two.

Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter.

I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope.
jaggernaut
#1545 Posted : Friday, July 26, 2013 6:50:40 PM
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Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
Angelica _ann wrote:
simmers = umalaya & mchele. waiters are also thieves, watch out. remember parking lot experience.

Hahaha.......kumbe you remember that? Will take extreme care. Phew! just seen a guy walk in clutching an envelope.....this must be Mawinder.
jaggernaut
#1546 Posted : Friday, July 26, 2013 6:56:57 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
mawinder wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two.

Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter.

I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope.


Welcome. I am the guy with two gorgeous ladies hapo counter. They have been seducing me for the past hour. They are promising me a 3some, an experience I'll never forget for the rest of my life. Do I or do I not.......tafadhali saidia, mambo iko mbaya Saidi.
maka
#1547 Posted : Friday, July 26, 2013 7:02:20 PM
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Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
Angelica _ann wrote:
simmers = umalaya & mchele. waiters are also thieves, watch out. remember parking lot experience.


Simmers ni mambo bad...
possunt quia posse videntur
mawinder
#1548 Posted : Friday, July 26, 2013 7:05:26 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 4/30/2008
Posts: 6,029
jaggernaut wrote:
mawinder wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two.

Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter.

I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope.


Welcome. I am the guy with two gorgeous ladies hapo counter. They have been seducing me for the past hour. They are promising me a 3some, an experience I'll never forget for the rest of my life. Do I or do I not.......tafadhali saidia, mambo iko mbaya Saidi.

If it is Simmers ladies no.you will lose your valuables.
jaggernaut
#1549 Posted : Friday, July 26, 2013 7:12:42 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
mawinder wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
mawinder wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two.

Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter.

I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope.


Welcome. I am the guy with two gorgeous ladies hapo counter. They have been seducing me for the past hour. They are promising me a 3some, an experience I'll never forget for the rest of my life. Do I or do I not.......tafadhali saidia, mambo iko mbaya Saidi.

If it is Simmers ladies no.you will lose your valuables.


Are you the guy with a black trouser, black jacket and stripped shirt sitting hapo kwa tent with a brown envelope?
mawinder
#1550 Posted : Friday, July 26, 2013 7:14:12 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 4/30/2008
Posts: 6,029
jaggernaut wrote:
mawinder wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Am here at Simmers and on my 5th beer. Started early today ie at 3pm. If there's any wazuan around I can buy (s)he a beer or two.

Kwani nimelewa......I meant I can buy him or her a beer. Niko kwa counter. The guy with an ipad hapo counter.

I am coming.I will be carrying an envelope.


Welcome. I am the guy with two gorgeous ladies hapo counter. They have been seducing me for the past hour. They are promising me a 3some, an experience I'll never forget for the rest of my life. Do I or do I not.......tafadhali saidia, mambo iko mbaya Saidi.

I am at Simmers and have not seen you.
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