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Impunity
#1 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 11:48:00 AM
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Ever since the advent of family planning have I ever seen such a massive advert on E-pills?Is it that more kenyan women are swallowing the tablets?

What are the health implications especially on the male counterparts?I overheard that some of the chemicals finds their way into the male system through connection and that men risk becoming less potent!No wonder the classified section are full with viagra-like chinese herbal medicines for men...

Who will save us?????



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The Real Shaft
#2 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:06:00 PM
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not all women are popping....

the majority are not...

so not to worry....

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
swaleh
#3 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:18:00 PM
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If men are at risk,i advice us to greedily eat the forbidden fruit(s) while we still can.

I`m officially tha realest,point blank period! T.I.
Impunity
#4 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:34:00 PM
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Just speak to a medical doctor friend at Nairobi hosp and u will be surprised.Their statistics show that within the first 5 years after marriage,the 'well to do working class' male potency reduces by almost half! 90% of the unions claimed to be using one or more pills and especially the e-pills.

To make it worse,67% of jamaaz are not even aware that their wives are swallowing the pills (carefully stored somewhere in the office cabinet).

Before they know it,jamaaz are flocking river road and Ngara for 'almeds','handsome-up','Instant-E' and all the ching-chong tablets.


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Ken K
#5 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:35:00 PM
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Forbidden fruit zingine zina kuja na clan nzima.
Impunity
#6 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:38:00 PM
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@Ken k.......come clear

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moto9
#7 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:40:00 PM
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dudes,

most outrageous story..
so you get female hormones by penetration..

so what is it called..
vaginosmosis..?

Nine times nine equals nine
Impunity
#8 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:55:00 PM
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Osmosis...movement of atoms from a region of low concentration to a region of high concentration.

Diffusion....the opposite of osmosis.

I think this is a case of coitus vaginalidiffusus sul du sapiens .(@Njung'e to translate)


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Jus Blazin
#9 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 12:56:00 PM
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@swaleh...Tulia!!!

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience,but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Impunity
#10 Posted : Friday, July 31, 2009 1:29:00 PM
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usilie mwanangu,tulia.

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Kaigangio
#11 Posted : Sunday, August 02, 2009 9:17:00 AM
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now that the men are being 'ratted out' by their pill swallowing wives & girl friends,my advise.....you better start growing some kukumanga....at least this is natural and does not interfere with the 'gadgets'

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Njunge
#12 Posted : Monday, August 03, 2009 5:33:00 AM
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@Impunity,

Lol..!!.....I have never been in a Mandarin class....

Old man about town....
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willin2learn
#13 Posted : Monday, August 03, 2009 6:09:00 AM
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so why did they name a drug meant for men 'FEMIPLAN' ... I thought femi indicates 'for women'. They should have gone for a name like 'Mani mani'..
Njunge
#14 Posted : Monday, August 03, 2009 6:17:00 AM
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@Willing,

Ama..............'Bunduki Bandia'

Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Impunity
#15 Posted : Monday, August 03, 2009 6:20:00 AM
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Bottomline?The femiplan is suppose to femminine the male at the end of the day.We (men) are surely on the path extinction unless a miracle happens.

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willin2learn
#16 Posted : Monday, August 03, 2009 7:11:00 AM
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@ Njung'e,

So you meet 2 on the beat and upon inspection they discover 2 packets of ' Bunduki Bandia' in your wallet. si you are dead meat


Wendz
#17 Posted : Monday, August 03, 2009 7:18:00 AM
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@Njung'e & Willin

Laughing out loudly

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
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