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aemathenge
#51 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 3:43:35 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
[quote=Bigchick][quote=aemathenge]You scratch or pat your weave, I run. Very fast. I hate weaves.[/quote]

Mahegoat Jambo! When nature does not bestore you with good eyes you getspects, when one looses a tooth they get a denture, when they are challenged in height they where platforms, so likewise when a lady does not have very good hair a weave sorts thr issue.

So do not hate our weave.We promise to keep them clean.

BTW....Whats your take on braids and lines za muongezo?[/quote]
Dear, I decide your eyes are not good.

I decide the gap needs a denture.

I decide you are too short for me.

I decide your hair is not good. I will be the one sleeping next to you every night for ever more.

So, come natural on OUR first date and we shall take it from there.
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smano
#52 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 3:48:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/13/2006
Posts: 2,589
@Jguru it looks like you have done these things before mpaka you even contemplate whether a chic has timed her cycle, hehe.

@Chepkel hapa naona sasa uko na nia, you've even broke it down to 3 months that you guys have known each other and are even toying with sleeping over ati you piga convo mpaka ngware??? That's the stuff we used to do in seco and colle sleepovers because we didn't have guts to accidentally let the hand rest on the thigh! Like when you could sleep in the same bed with a chic and wonder how you'd make that first move, hehe. I'm sure the plugs in this forum can relate.

Anyway, I digress! @Chepkel hapa naona you already have a vision, all am saying is take care you're not disappointed. You could find a guy who suffers from lose sphincter muscles and is perpetually flatulent!!!
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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King G
#53 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 3:58:57 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
@smano sasa what is flatulent?

@Chepkel, based on post 44, your bag should also contian condom worth atleast 4 rounds and p2, for morning after. Pia always if your body reacts and messes you up due to foreign bodies due to njaa mingi!
Thieves
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radio
#54 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 3:59:13 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
aemathenge, Amores, Guest (16), Pesa Nane, radio, SG, urstill

[-x Watch out for this story in the sub-standard or that other gutter called nairobian in the not so distance future!
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smano
#55 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 4:00:58 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/13/2006
Posts: 2,589
[quote=tnai9]
Ati kuwatch TV/Movie pamoja? on a furahisha day and after one/two and the njaa!! that is recipe for landing.
I did that severally, she was still in campo and I had just started my 1st jobo with a carpet only in the sito. It wasn't even 30 mins since the movie started. Things happened. Depending on the level of chemistry and the extend of njaa, u wil easily go all the way. Most guys will b happy that they landed on the 1st date, but will dismiss u altogether as a joker/amorous
[/quote]

= @Amores!!!:-d :-d :-d :-d
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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jguru
#56 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 4:02:18 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 10/25/2007
Posts: 1,574
[quote=kysse]You know when people don't disclose stuff about themselves they end up stringing people along who may not be well suited for them?
I prefer a person who unleashes it all-yep on day 1, cz it will make me decide whether I want to meet them again or not.
That saves a lot of assumptions,phone bills and time.
I even prefer someone who's honest about his HIV status.Toboa if you really want us to be friends cz there's nothing new/shocking in this world.
It's how we react to the information received that determines our maturity and ability to handle different people, which to me is a big plus.
We may end up being platonic friends not lovers after all.
You have a kid back in the village,tell me,you are married,I wanna know on day one,Are you a thug? show me the scars,Police /Criminal record,rapist? I will appreciate.
The worst is to let one do a background research and discover stuff a faint.
I will shake and 'pour croissants' on you.smile

http://www.kessybeliefs.com[/quote]

Lorraine, seriously?!

:-d
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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Amores
#57 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 4:06:29 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/25/2011
Posts: 2,103
Location: Nrb
[quote=smano][quote=tnai9]
Ati kuwatch TV/Movie pamoja? on a furahisha day and after one/two and the njaa!! that is recipe for landing.
I did that severally, she was still in campo and I had just started my 1st jobo with a carpet only in the sito. It wasn't even 30 mins since the movie started. Things happened. Depending on the level of chemistry and the extend of njaa, u wil easily go all the way. Most guys will b happy that they landed on the 1st date, but will dismiss u altogether as a joker/amorous
[/quote]

= @Amores!!!:-d :-d :-d :-d [/quote]
:-d :-d no,i would not touch this mama with a long pole ! Kuna vitu scary,but i hope she is just bored and looking for something to make us all happy
I am happy
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smano
#58 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 4:07:47 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/13/2006
Posts: 2,589
@King G, Flatulence ni kushuta shuta ovyo ovyo bila mpango
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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tnai9
#59 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 4:14:10 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 6/21/2010
Posts: 345
Location: easto
[quote=Amores][quote=smano][quote=tnai9]
Ati kuwatch TV/Movie pamoja? on a furahisha day and after one/two and the njaa!! that is recipe for landing.
I did that severally, she was still in campo and I had just started my 1st jobo with a carpet only in the sito. It wasn't even 30 mins since the movie started. Things happened. Depending on the level of chemistry and the extend of njaa, u wil easily go all the way. Most guys will b happy that they landed on the 1st date, but will dismiss u altogether as a joker/amorous
[/quote]

= @Amores!!!:-d :-d :-d :-d [/quote]
:-d :-d no,i would not touch this mama with a long pole ! Kuna vitu scary,but i hope she is just bored and looking for something to make us all happy[/quote]

@Amores

Did you change your name?:-)

I hadn't noticed the closeness!!! :-d.
"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence." ― Charles Bukowski
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InnovateGuy
#60 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 4:15:50 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/15/2012
Posts: 1,110
That dude ain't lucky. Thought it was just a date! #-o
Live Full Die Empty - Les Brown.
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