They come complete with interpretations..........Yenyewe si ni Easter?.You can ask your neighbour to crucify you on a maize stalk...!!!! Guka wa bijuti...

@njung'e..hehehehhehehehehehehe...you have just made my easter..ati 'crucify on a maize stalk!!!!'hehehe.

@impunity,u mek us wanna puke with ua not-so-hilarious fake stories. Do u thnk we care to knw how many ladies u f***? Change first na uwache ukabila pia..... (u thnk its so hard to decode ua tribal replies?) Truest proverb: Mwenda pole hajikwai

@Impunity i feel and agree with you. but english is hard and sometimes these maffiosas (what?!) have no english or swa words to say what they want,hehe lakini hata wewe kizungu chako sio timam. you had me all confused until i had to go t othe merriam wenster: connotation: a: the suggesting of a meaning by a word apart from the thing it explicitly names or describes b: something suggested by a word or thing since obviously you dont understand their language,how can you possibly know that there are connotations in those words? or do you mean to say that,the very fact of using kiuk is a connotation? if so,pray,what is the connotation....i must be slow,eh? enjoy your holiday

iimin ne ngo mengen kie imoche isis ohoraigwa ajiel kende,kurara bwega?asha nituarega kurua 'When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door,that we do not see the ones which open for us'.