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Impunity
#1 Posted : Tuesday, May 19, 2009 6:51:00 AM
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This busy Nairobi life and on a Monday!I didnt even know it was Lensa's birthday.Its around 7.30pm and I just landed from a very noisy route 44 mat.Two steps away and it crossed my mind that it was my queen's birthday the following day (Teusday).And ofcourse she was waiting for something,even a card.

Dashed into one of those dingy-lit roadside supermarket.Looked left and right for something to buy.Bracelet,ear ring,cap,sunglasses,garments,tiny garments....and nothing appealing.

Now they are closing for the day and people asked to hurriedly leave.Then thought of thatcher and the way I was treated last Valentine.Went to the stand next to the counter where they sell those cards.Looked for the most expensive birthday card.Picked one going for Kes. 250 without reading carefully,paid and dashed out.Thats is when the problem started.

Knocked my door,card carefully hidden inside the blazer.Handed the card over to her.She opened the card and fell down.It read 'I'M SORRY YOU LOST THE BABY.'

Funny things happen in this world!!!





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Magigi
#2 Posted : Tuesday, May 19, 2009 7:17:00 AM
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...sue the supermarket that sold you the 'birthday card'
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Impunity
#3 Posted : Tuesday, May 19, 2009 7:39:00 AM
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@magigi..............Now am required to apologise through an apology card and then issue the original birthday card.

Am afraid I might buy another 'funny' apology card.


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Magigi
#4 Posted : Tuesday, May 19, 2009 8:21:00 AM
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...what happened to you is nothing compared to what befell a certain brother. Here is the short story: this brother was supposed to take his wife to dinner for her birthday. After work the brother decided to see his side dish before heading home. When he saw her,his third leg went up . He quickly decided to have a quickie with her before heading home. After he was through,in some confusion and haste,he unknowingly grabbed her G string (G-sting) and put it on. He left in a huff so as not to annoy his wife by being late. Upon reaching home,he found his wife waiting for him in the bedroom. He started to undress boldly before his wife so as to catch a quick shower. When he removed his pair of trousers,his wife could not belief what she was seeing. What followed is a story for another day....
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ikonini
#5 Posted : Tuesday, May 19, 2009 8:38:00 AM
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@Magigi
just explain the g-thing as a birthday present and he choose that as a package!!

but be close to the door coz i dont knw what explanation you wld give for any 'uvundo' or
punctures on the present!!

nini iko????
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brav
#6 Posted : Tuesday, May 19, 2009 8:39:00 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KIKIKIKI WUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mazee thats so f-up hehehehehehehehehehe

heh leo ni siku yangu yakucheka,

Jana I had the worst day,leo nacheka kaa mwenda you people are just the ones heh

Kwanja it was Wendz sasa ni impunity.

@Impunity so it official you aint getting any soon unless you pull a very serious stunt soon eehh

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Kaigangio
#7 Posted : Tuesday, May 19, 2009 8:58:00 AM
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My other half went to Gikomba market before it degenerated into what it is today. she spotted some very nice socks,infact almost new,and decided to buy them for me as she continued minding her own business. They were very professionally packaged.

Back at home that evening i was offered super,all smiles,and then after that a very nicely packaged gift was brought and presented to me,again all smiles. I opened it and what i saw made me draw a tear due to laughters and my other half could not understand...I was holding an old torn bra (sindilia)....

Be careful guys. sometimes what you buy is not what you get!!!!!




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Sasha
#8 Posted : Tuesday, May 19, 2009 9:14:00 AM
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LMAOROF! Akyangai! You guys will make these strangers think I'm mad!

........... oops! Too late!


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