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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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When I was born, a fence was built around me. 'You can only think up to here, and go up to here. Beyond that you won't be safe'.
'These are our idols. Choose any one of them, and you'll be happy. We will esteem you'.
The girls, the toys. The dancing and the laughter: fashion and trends.
'The sky is the limit'. That's the furthest we can see.
And when you feel so bad about yourself, you can have some brandy to warm you up. Get giddy and stagger and fall. And blame it all on the brandy.
Or you can wank yourself dry. The bitches are too slippery.
When you die, there'll definitely be an elegy. You won't lack a send off.
'Then beyond the fence you shall be judged according to what you did and said from from within'.
Oh. The chains on my neck, wrists and legs!
Even my fart is part of the fence!
Shame. Crying and gnashing of teeth. Where's Lazarus to quench my burning? I hope he remembers, all the bones I threw him.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375
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haiyaa!!! It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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tycho wrote:When I was born, a fence was built around me. 'You can only think up to here, and go up to here. Beyond that you won't be safe'.
'These are our idols. Choose any one of them, and you'll be happy. We will esteem you'.
The girls, the toys. The dancing and the laughter: fashion and trends.
'The sky is the limit'. That's the furthest we can see.
And when you feel so bad about yourself, you can have some brandy to warm you up. Get giddy and stagger and fall. And blame it all on the brandy.
Or you can wank yourself dry. The bitches are too slippery.
When you die, there'll definitely be an elegy. You won't lack a send off.
'Then beyond the fence you shall be judged according to what you did and said from from within'.
Oh. The chains on my neck, wrists and legs!
Even my fart is part of the fence!
Shame. Crying and gnashing of teeth. Where's Lazarus to quench my burning? I hope he remembers, all the bones I threw him.  Hiyo ni biriani kweli?? Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/11/2007 Posts: 816
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tycho wrote: When I was born, a fence was built around me. 'You can only think up to here, and go up to here. Beyond that you won't be safe'.
I now realise that the fence is a perception and can be pulled down
'These are our idols. Choose any one of them, and you'll be happy. We will esteem you'.
.... Or so I thought.... I am who I am
The girls, the toys. The dancing and the laughter: fashion and trends.
I can live with society but I create my destiny
'The sky is the limit'. That's the furthest we can see.
... and voila, there is no limit!
And when you feel so bad about yourself, you can have some brandy to warm you up. Get giddy and stagger and fall. And blame it all on the brandy.
Or you can wank yourself dry. The bitches are too slippery.
Or you can change your thinking
When you die, there'll definitely be an elegy. You won't lack a send off.
'Then beyond the fence you shall be judged according to what you did and said from from within'.
“It is very likely that the dead still live, and are near; but if they are, let them alone; mind your own business” – Wallace Wattles
Oh. The chains on my neck, wrists and legs!
Oh. The chains...... What happened? Did they just fall off?!
Even my.....
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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JkMwatha wrote:tycho wrote: When I was born, a fence was built around me. 'You can only think up to here, and go up to here. Beyond that you won't be safe'.
I now realise that the fence is a perception and can be pulled down
'These are our idols. Choose any one of them, and you'll be happy. We will esteem you'.
.... Or so I thought.... I am who I am
The girls, the toys. The dancing and the laughter: fashion and trends.
I can live with society but I create my destiny
'The sky is the limit'. That's the furthest we can see.
... and voila, there is no limit!
And when you feel so bad about yourself, you can have some brandy to warm you up. Get giddy and stagger and fall. And blame it all on the brandy.
Or you can wank yourself dry. The bitches are too slippery.
Or you can change your thinking
When you die, there'll definitely be an elegy. You won't lack a send off.
'Then beyond the fence you shall be judged according to what you did and said from from within'.
“It is very likely that the dead still live, and are near; but if they are, let them alone; mind your own business” – Wallace Wattles
Oh. The chains on my neck, wrists and legs!
Oh. The chains...... What happened? Did they just fall off?!
Even my.....
You have touched my 'heart'. Lol. You are truly beautiful. Lol.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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You want to FOL(Fart out loud)?
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656
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tycho wrote:JkMwatha wrote:tycho wrote: When I was born, a fence was built around me. 'You can only think up to here, and go up to here. Beyond that you won't be safe'.I now realise that the fence is a perception and can be pulled down'These are our idols. Choose any one of them, and you'll be happy. We will esteem you'..... Or so I thought.... I am who I amThe girls, the toys. The dancing and the laughter: fashion and trends.I can live with society but I create my destiny'The sky is the limit'. That's the furthest we can see.... and voila, there is no limit! And when you feel so bad about yourself, you can have some brandy to warm you up. Get giddy and stagger and fall. And blame it all on the brandy.
Or you can wank yourself dry. The bitches are too slippery.Or you can change your thinkingWhen you die, there'll definitely be an elegy. You won't lack a send off.
'Then beyond the fence you shall be judged according to what you did and said from from within'.“It is very likely that the dead still live, and are near; but if they are, let them alone; mind your own business” – Wallace WattlesOh. The chains on my neck, wrists and legs!Oh. The chains...... What happened? Did they just fall off?!Even my..... You have touched my 'heart'. Lol. You are truly beautiful. Lol. The way I am
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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Had to be tycho... Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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Ngong wrote:Jambo! Bw. Tycho! Sijambo! Bw. Ngong!
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