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jaggernaut
#1 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 5:19:40 PM
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That the largest lake in Kenya is Lake Turkana.
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chepkel
#2 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 5:25:41 PM
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Duh!!!!!!
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seppuku
#3 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 5:27:16 PM
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Yes.
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
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#4 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 5:38:35 PM
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Boss North is not North.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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#5 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 5:46:19 PM
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Chips ni waru
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sheri
#6 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 5:46:28 PM
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what did keith say about geography?
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Impunity
#7 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 6:12:26 PM
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...popcorns ni mahindi...???
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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#8 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 7:58:12 PM
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I voted , you voted but kethi didn'tSad
Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
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#9 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 8:01:55 PM
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That UHURU is also a telescopic satellite in space launched in 1970 for the purpose of X-ray astronomy.
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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maka
#10 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 8:23:45 PM
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murchr wrote:
That UHURU is also a telescopic satellite in space launched in 1970 for the purpose of X-ray astronomy.

Interesting...
possunt quia posse videntur
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jaggernaut
#11 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 8:30:24 PM
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L. Sango aka Nam Lolwe should have been split equally among the 3 EA countries. We were short changed. KE got just 6% of the lake and the rest was shared equally by TZ and UG. And UG still wants Migingo. Talk of greed and uchokozi.
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Lolest!
#12 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 8:31:07 PM
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the Abagusii are close relatives of the Ameru, Aembu, Ambeere and the Agikuyu. They were left behind in the Eastern Bantu migration eastwards when they opted to settle in that fertile area in Nyanza
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Shak
#13 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 8:39:21 PM
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murchr wrote:
That UHURU is also a telescopic satellite in space launched in 1970 for the purpose of X-ray astronomy.

Also the name of a tablet.
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#14 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 8:59:30 PM
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Fact 1:
Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

Fact 2:
The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

Fact 3:
There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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Rankaz13
#15 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 9:22:13 PM
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dunkang wrote:
Fact 1:
Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

Fact 2:
The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

Fact 3:
There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).


Hmmm...spoken like a nchúrí ncheke elder!!
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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pilgrimage
#16 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 9:31:14 PM
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The probability of dying is 1.
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Njung'e
#17 Posted : Tuesday, July 09, 2013 11:37:02 PM
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Rankaz13
Fact 2:
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The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.[/color]

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Haki yetu...haki yetu!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Coolio
#18 Posted : Wednesday, July 10, 2013 6:32:18 AM
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Equity ATM's aren't working.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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murchr
#19 Posted : Wednesday, July 10, 2013 7:26:02 AM
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Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. Now blow up your mind.
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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King G
#20 Posted : Wednesday, July 10, 2013 7:29:37 AM
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Shak wrote:
murchr wrote:
That UHURU is also a telescopic satellite in space launched in 1970 for the purpose of X-ray astronomy.

Also the name of a tablet.


na sio dawa!!
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