Men,LOVE your wives! Period.

..if it is not expressly prohibited in law.. DO IT!!!!

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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,or get married
and wish you were dead.



At a cocktail party,one woman said to another,
'Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes,I am. I married the wrong man.'

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'.
Next day,she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine!'

When a woman steals your husband,there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father,'Daddy,how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied,'I don’t know son,I’m still paying.'

-A young son asked,'Is it true Dad,some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
'Dad replied,'That happens in every country,son.'

- Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,and by then,it was too late.'

- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

- If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep.

- Just think,if it weren’t for marriage,men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

- First guy says,'My wife’s an angel!'
Second guy remarks,'You’re lucky,mine’s still alive.'

- A Woman’s Prayer:
Dear Lord,I pray for: Wisdom,to understand a man,to Love and to forgive him,and for patience,for his moods.
Because Lord,if I pray for Strength I’ll just beat him to death'

muthuri mwanake

@ Mundu-Mugo,that is just about the most hilarious photo I have ever seen.........
I just cannot stop laughing....is it real or doctored?

Great laughs.......................!!!

Thinking is free...............so THINK!!

This reminds me of the programme where a man is found drinking with his buddies by the wife and is harassed by the wife to asap go home or else she would tell on him to his buddies that he is not cut (njunge njunge).

ojwang

@xtina,isn't respect a two way street? Is that really what submission is about? Please give practical examples

R

It should be mutual…not from one person only,otherwise it wont work!

@jammo: here! here!....but you forgot to finish that quote. 'Husbands,love your wives,like Christ loved the church that he laid his life for it'

Fellow me; if you love your wife enough to give up your life for her,then she will have no choice but to submit to you....it's human nature.

So,if you are a man,don't read what the bible says women should do; read only what it says men should do. Obey that and the rest will take care of itself.


Behind the gardens...Behind the wall...Under the tree (Including: Red...Dark Blue...Yellow)

Submit and respect are two words with contrasting meaning.
And something else,make sure the lady you marry loves you more... if mutual,well and good - ole wako if the scale is tilting the other side...

The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.

at a risk of feigning ignorance,can we first define what submission implores..well it can mean either of the following;
1. the act of submitting; usually surrendering power to another
2.the condition of having submitted to control by someone or something else

To me either of the above is insipid and any reasonable and intrepid bloke would see no rationale for it,the thing is thus ;women respect your husbands..period!!

'Don't question GOD,as he may say,if you are so eager for answers,then please come up'.