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Kukatwo njuguma...!!!
Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 10:55:45 AM
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Ati now a man's njuguma has been cut off by a jilted wife...

link: http://www.thepeople.co....-for-cutting-off-penis/

And we complain about our daughters doing exactly what they see and hear their parents are doing???

At this rate from killer wives to penis cutters the cows might be a popular option....

Does anyone have any idea why the dog popularity just shot up within no time??

Rotten society!!!ABK!!!NKT!!!!$^&*#@**!!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Baratang
#2 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 11:08:31 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:
Ati now a man's njuguma has been cut off by a jilted wife...

link: http://www.thepeople.co....-for-cutting-off-penis/

And we complain about our daughters doing exactly what they see and hear their parents are doing???

At this rate from killer wives to penis cutters the cows might be a popular option....

Does anyone have any idea why the dog popularity just shot up within no time??

Rotten society!!!ABK!!!NKT!!!!$^&*#@**!!


Wooooooiiii!!!!!!!
washiku
#3 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 11:25:07 AM
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Funny enough u have classified this as a sport so may be its alright
sherrif
#4 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 11:31:30 AM
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woman who cut off her husband’s penis and threw it in a rubbish bin
Pray
washiku
#5 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 11:36:15 AM
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sherrif wrote:
woman who cut off her husband’s penis and threw it in a rubbish bin
Pray


Was it that useless? Surely?
Kaigangio
#6 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 11:56:01 AM
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washiku wrote:
Funny enough u have classified this as a sport so may be its alright


It seems annihilation of man species is becoming a sport to women...smile smile
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Kaigangio
#7 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 12:12:32 PM
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on a lighter note an old man once told me, "...wee kimwana reke ngutaare ngwire kindu kimwe iguru wa atumia aya wonaga!!! Mundu wa nja na shaitani ni kindu kimwe..."

"...hey boy let me advice you on one thing about the women you see around!!! A woman and the devil are one and the same thing..."

Saaaaadly we still marry them!!!

...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
sherrif
#8 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 12:15:35 PM
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washiku wrote:
sherrif wrote:
woman who cut off her husband’s penis and threw it in a rubbish bin
Pray


Was it that useless? Surely?


Torturous,Ineffective,Wandering,big headed,hairy anything could have contributed.
Kaigangio wrote:
on a lighter note an old man once told me, "...wee kimwana reke ngutaare ngwire kindu kimwe iguru wa atumia aya wonaga!!! Mundu wa nja na shaitani ni kindu kimwe..."

"...hey boy let me advice you on one thing about the women you see around!!! A woman and the devil are one and the same thing..."

Saaaaadly we still marry them!!!



old men's tales.
Coolio
#9 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 12:18:15 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
on a lighter note an old man once told me, "...wee kimwana reke ngutaare ngwire kindu kimwe iguru wa atumia aya wonaga!!! Mundu wa nja na shaitani ni kindu kimwe..."

"...hey boy let me advice you on one thing about the women you see around!!! A woman and the devil are one and the same thing..."

Saaaaadly we still marry them!!!


I concur!!!!!
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
Muheani
#10 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 1:19:25 PM
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washiku wrote:
sherrif wrote:
woman who cut off her husband’s penis and threw it in a rubbish bin
Pray


Was it that useless? Surely?
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surely!!
segemia
#11 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 1:26:48 PM
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Coolio wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
on a lighter note an old man once told me, "...wee kimwana reke ngutaare ngwire kindu kimwe iguru wa atumia aya wonaga!!! Mundu wa nja na shaitani ni kindu kimwe..."

"...hey boy let me advice you on one thing about the women you see around!!! A woman and the devil are one and the same thing..."

Saaaaadly we still marry them!!!


I concur!!!!!


This reminds me of the good Bible teachings. Genesis 1000:1-760. This chapter was there in the original Bible but was later removed.

Next to the Garden of Aden when Adam went to look for food and left Eve in the house, her peer came back again and told her..."Look here my sister. When your husband leaves this house and tells you that he is going to look for food, he does two things: Look for food alright but he leaves half of that food to another woman like you in the bush. So what makes you think that he will not leave you for the other woman? In fact i saw him a couple of minutes ago with the woman in a compromising situation."

Eve, immediately, became a devil and waited for Adam. Adam went back home very tired carrying a whole gazelle on his shoulders and noted that Eve had turned green. Eve did not welcome Adam home as usual and he did not bother as he was used to seeing her turn green for no reason at all. Aaaii wacha kwanza niende nikakunywe uji. Nitarudi with the rest of the fall-out details!!!
MaichBlack
#12 Posted : Monday, July 01, 2013 10:08:03 PM
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And the lady laced his food with sleeping pills!! The fellow could not fight back and by the time he woke up it would have been too late to reattach...

Maybe our [great] grandfathers knew exactly what they were doing when they decided to be sleeping in a separate house. Kujifichio nayo??

It is also not a good idea to inform someone of an impending divorce and then continue living under the same roof with them. Those guys who go to work or to the shop and never go back home might also be onto something. He he he.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
chepkel
#13 Posted : Tuesday, July 02, 2013 8:03:47 AM
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segemia wrote:


This reminds me of the good Bible teachings. Genesis 1000:1-760. This chapter was there in the original Bible but was later removed.

Next to the Garden of Aden when Adam went to look for food and left Eve in the house, her peer came back again and told her..."Look here my sister. When your husband leaves this house and tells you that he is going to look for food, he does two things: Look for food alright but he leaves half of that food to another woman like you in the bush. So what makes you think that he will not leave you for the other woman? In fact i saw him a couple of minutes ago with the woman in a compromising situation."

Eve, immediately, became a devil and waited for Adam. Adam went back home very tired carrying a whole gazelle on his shoulders and noted that Eve had turned green. Eve did not welcome Adam home as usual and he did not bother as he was used to seeing her turn green for no reason at all. Aaaii wacha kwanza niende nikakunywe uji. Nitarudi with the rest of the fall-out details!!!


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