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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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I laugh in Zulu.  HBD Mjoro.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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mnjoro wrote:McReggae wrote:Impunity wrote:Um Sayala wrote:kysse wrote:Wacheni zimbemba. Dod wrote:Huko hakuna baridi. It gets to -20 Celsius here. You must be very very hairy like a caterpillar. Seen people grow fur between fingers and toes cz of cold. I think a small portable and chargeable heater will do.Strap it on my back,and belly cz am frozen including the brain. @Essyk, Kwani umekula nini of late. Ama Faiba imeland kwenu, sasa ni ma downloads tu ya maneno. Umechange sana, including name and xter Make me ask where @mnjoro is?  @mnjoro would be @orojnm!!!!! On this day somewhere in Lari my dear parents got a boy. Happy birthday @mnjoro!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/27/2011 Posts: 518
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Impunity wrote:Kratos wrote:kysse wrote:Effects of cold weather
1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! ARE YOU THE ONE AND ONLY ESSYK-KYSSE!!!! MBUSTED!!!! Though in real life the @Kysse/@essyk is so laid back you wont even imagine she knows the spelling of the word "land"!!!  @Impunity... they say that the noisy, hyper ones tend to be the opposite in "Land" matters . And those reserved ones... wacha tu. Mambo bad bad. Kamikaze stuff. Utauawa!! So dont conclude anything. Only "wolalo" is allowed to speak authoritatively. usione simba amenyeshewa ukadhani ni paka 
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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mnjoro wrote:McReggae wrote:Impunity wrote:Um Sayala wrote:kysse wrote:Wacheni zimbemba. Dod wrote:Huko hakuna baridi. It gets to -20 Celsius here. You must be very very hairy like a caterpillar. Seen people grow fur between fingers and toes cz of cold. I think a small portable and chargeable heater will do.Strap it on my back,and belly cz am frozen including the brain. @Essyk, Kwani umekula nini of late. Ama Faiba imeland kwenu, sasa ni ma downloads tu ya maneno. Umechange sana, including name and xter Make me ask where @mnjoro is? @mnjoro would be @orojnm!!!!! On this day somewhere in Lari my dear parents got a boy. Happy birthday bro!! Have a good one...ION, I lost your business card, tuma barua pepe nostoppingthis (AT)gmail (DOT) com....
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/21/2009 Posts: 573
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nostoppingthis wrote:mnjoro wrote:McReggae wrote:Impunity wrote:Um Sayala wrote:kysse wrote:Wacheni zimbemba. Dod wrote:Huko hakuna baridi. It gets to -20 Celsius here. You must be very very hairy like a caterpillar. Seen people grow fur between fingers and toes cz of cold. I think a small portable and chargeable heater will do.Strap it on my back,and belly cz am frozen including the brain. @Essyk, Kwani umekula nini of late. Ama Faiba imeland kwenu, sasa ni ma downloads tu ya maneno. Umechange sana, including name and xter Make me ask where @mnjoro is? @mnjoro would be @orojnm!!!!! On this day somewhere in Lari my dear parents got a boy. Happy birthday bro!! Have a good one...ION, I lost your business card, tuma barua pepe nostoppingthis (AT)gmail (DOT) com.... Thanks @MC and @Nostoppingthis(check inbox)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Prime wrote:Impunity wrote:Kratos wrote:kysse wrote:Effects of cold weather
1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! ARE YOU THE ONE AND ONLY ESSYK-KYSSE!!!! MBUSTED!!!! Though in real life the @Kysse/@essyk is so laid back you wont even imagine she knows the spelling of the word "land"!!! @Impunity... they say that the noisy, hyper ones tend to be the opposite in "Land" matters . And those reserved ones... wacha tu. Mambo bad bad. Kamikaze stuff. Utauawa!! So dont conclude anything. Only "wolalo" is allowed to speak authoritatively. usione simba amenyeshewa ukadhani ni paka The chick at mbuzi_7 haikai anaweza histahili haya mambo. People look like REAL LION behind the screen names lakini ni tuvitu twingine mbele ya umma!  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish
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Who has the link to this clip "Aki Muturi come, nitapika nyama........." Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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shuu! impunity wacha nyef nyef
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:Kratos wrote:kysse wrote:Effects of cold weather
1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! ARE YOU THE ONE AND ONLY ESSYK-KYSSE!!!! MBUSTED!!!! Though in real life the @Kysse/@essyk is so laid back you wont even imagine she knows the spelling of the word "land"!!! venye nikona ubongo kubwa i kudnt figure this out...crap am aging fast possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Impunity wrote:Meduza wrote:Impunity wrote:Meduza wrote:Impunity wrote:Showering open up the pores on the skin surface,can wiping using a wet-warm towel do the same? I will do a book on this if we can prove it...and then save the world alot of water and painful showers. We(women) usually use cleanser na cotton wool to clean our face, and it removes the dirt and opens pores, then you use toner to close the pore..so use same technology...and you are good to go.... U open the pores and close them again...no use; thats why I apply soap as an after-shower lotion, quite soothening. CAVEAT: As long as it daen't rain on you!  procedures... You use the original Toyo ya kipande (the so called sabuni ya miteh !!!). You wet your hands with a lil' water or saliva or makojoa in worst cases. Rub the kipande on your palms until it foams. Apply the foam on your butt,face,limbs and even nyeti. Sugua-sugua until the form dries up on your body. Never apply the form on a thicketted airport/or pine forest, it will over foam and call for a repeat shower.Bask in the open for the "lotion" to sink in. View your face in the mirror to fix up dry patches that were missed. Avoid rain drops. Avoid crying Avoid laughing till you tear-drops. You are good to go. Spoken like a true expert. Inaonekana wewe sio mgeni kwa hii maneno.  Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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kysse wrote:wacheni kelele na vile kuna baridi. . I just knocked myself out with carbonmonoxide. I love that thing called jiko. I hope I don't die at night, so if I don't post tomorrow,know am in 7th heaven with JC. About downloads,I like speaking out of exp. I haven't downloaded since mbuzi and I feel nothing infact empty. Count yourself lucky if you can download as much as a bubble gas in this weather cz high metabolism takes up all the food. If air is the gaseous form of matter, then it follows that @kysse's bubble gas is the gaseous form of a download. I dunno about you but I think this counts as a proper download, or doesn't it? Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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 soup soup and lots of soup.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Rankaz13 wrote:kysse wrote:wacheni kelele na vile kuna baridi. . I just knocked myself out with carbonmonoxide. I love that thing called jiko. I hope I don't die at night, so if I don't post tomorrow,know am in 7th heaven with JC. About downloads,I like speaking out of exp. I haven't downloaded since mbuzi and I feel nothing infact empty. Count yourself lucky if you can download as much as a bubble gas in this weather cz high metabolism takes up all the food. If air is the gaseous form of matter, then it follows that @kysse's bubble gas is the gaseous form of a download. I dunno about you but I think this counts as a proper download, or doesn't it? One can only hope the position taken was an @Danas one. Carbon monoxide's bubble gas has a way of leaving soot
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Mukiri wrote: Carbon monoxide's bubble gas has a way of leaving soot Along the exit? have you ever looked at the roof of a kitchen hut in shags where firewood is used for cooking? There are those black things which hang from the rooftop like strings-caused by smoke. A loose one can easily drop in your tea. You saying that people who emmit gas often have such lined along the exit?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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kysse wrote:Mukiri wrote: Carbon monoxide's bubble gas has a way of leaving soot Along the exit? have you ever looked at the roof of a kitchen hut in shags where firewood is used for cooking? There are those black things which hang from the rooftop like strings-caused by smoke. A loose one can easily drop in your tea. You saying that people who emmit gas often have such lined along the exit? @essyk...u soooooooooo.......... Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Impunity wrote:kysse wrote:Mukiri wrote: Carbon monoxide's bubble gas has a way of leaving soot Along the exit? have you ever looked at the roof of a kitchen hut in shags where firewood is used for cooking? There are those black things which hang from the rooftop like strings-caused by smoke. A loose one can easily drop in your tea. You saying that people who emmit gas often have such lined along the exit? @essyk...u soooooooooo.......... Stop bullying/emotionally abusing her. Since the mbuzi there has been dramatic changes? She went in a Lioness came out a Kitten Na wewe ndio chief magician
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Mukiri wrote:Stop bullying/emotionally abusing her. Since the mbuzi there has been dramatic changes? She went in a Lioness came out a Kitten Na wewe ndio chief magician Eish people!! Mbuzi wasn't an initiation ceremony or a place to prove anything.It's a place to just be yourself offline,meet pple and enjoy the meat which I did. This online lion biz is a creation of Impunity himself. I will not be shocked to find one P.M looking like this regardless of halleluhya. 
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/7/2013 Posts: 447 Location: Nairobi
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kysse wrote:soup soup and lots of soup. I need something close to what this kanyau is wearing....its sooooo cold... You cant win, unless you first begin....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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