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Rank: Member Joined: 2/7/2013 Posts: 447 Location: Nairobi
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mawinder wrote:in brussels the temperatures are lower than nairobi but we shower be happy your electricity provider is not Kenya Paraffin & Lantern Candles Limited You cant win, unless you first begin....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Quote:Impunity
U open the pores and close them again...no use; thats why I apply soap as an after-shower lotion, quite soothening.
CAVEAT: As long as it daen't rain on you!
 @Mawinder.Eti you are where? Bungoma or Brussels?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Its only 20th June, last years cold season extended to end of August.. chida! Plant trees, conserve the environment. You'd be doing yourself a favor.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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Meduza wrote:mawinder wrote:in brussels the temperatures are lower than nairobi but we shower be happy your electricity provider is not Kenya Paraffin & Lantern Candles Limited ....ahahahaha...That is one disadvantage of revealing yourself during a wazua mbuzi...You cant lie as effectively s would if your identity remained unknown... But that was a nice talk you gave during the mbuzi..."How to handle difficult tenants!!!"
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Effects of cold weather
1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/7/2013 Posts: 447 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:Meduza wrote:Impunity wrote:Showering open up the pores on the skin surface,can wiping using a wet-warm towel do the same? I will do a book on this if we can prove it...and then save the world alot of water and painful showers.  We(women) usually use cleanser na cotton wool to clean our face, and it removes the dirt and opens pores, then you use toner to close the pore..so use same technology...and you are good to go.... U open the pores and close them again...no use; thats why I apply soap as an after-shower lotion, quite soothening. CAVEAT: As long as it daen't rain on you!  procedures... You cant win, unless you first begin....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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kysse wrote:Effects of cold weather
1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.
Hapo namba kumi sidhani ni true... Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Meduza wrote:Impunity wrote:Meduza wrote:Impunity wrote:Showering open up the pores on the skin surface,can wiping using a wet-warm towel do the same? I will do a book on this if we can prove it...and then save the world alot of water and painful showers. We(women) usually use cleanser na cotton wool to clean our face, and it removes the dirt and opens pores, then you use toner to close the pore..so use same technology...and you are good to go.... U open the pores and close them again...no use; thats why I apply soap as an after-shower lotion, quite soothening. CAVEAT: As long as it daen't rain on you! procedures... You use the original Toyo ya kipande (the so called sabuni ya miteh !!!). You wet your hands with a lil' water or saliva or makojoa in worst cases. Rub the kipande on your palms until it foams. Apply the foam on your butt,face,limbs and even nyeti. Sugua-sugua until the form dries up on your body. Never apply the form on a thicketted airport/or pine forest, it will over foam and call for a repeat shower. Bask in the open for the "lotion" to sink in. View your face in the mirror to fix up dry patches that were missed. Avoid rain drops. Avoid crying Avoid laughing till you tear-drops. You are good to go.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Impunity wrote:kysse wrote:Effects of cold weather
1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.
Hapo namba kumi sidhani ni true... Where is a scientist?
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/7/2013 Posts: 447 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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hata nonio is missing, shrank kabisa. Thieves
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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King G wrote:hata nonio is missing, shrank kabisa. The hanging tennis balls are completely gone, hii baridi iko mbaya sana saidi.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/20/2009 Posts: 1,402
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Do redes have some important parts of their anatomy which poteleas or critically change form in the month of June/July? #Just asking!!! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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Maybe the titis that are on excitement mode throughout.Saa sita mchana . Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Bigchick wrote:Maybe the titis that are on excitement mode throughout.Saa sita mchana . Hehehehehehe....Now I know.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/19/2011 Posts: 1,694
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kysse wrote:Effects of cold weather
1.Old people's deaths-shindwe.
2.Carbonmonoxide poisoning on increase.
3.Spread of HIV and other STI'S because of increased reckless sexual behavior to wade off cold.
4.Unwanted pregnancies as result of the same.
5.Excessive 'Kuhea Mbara'- proper kyuk can correct spelling-means kuota moto ya kuni in shags till your epidermis develops burn marks.
6.Increase in food budget.Cold weather makes people eat all the time esp tea/coffee/porridge.
7. For the married,it a season in which couples stick to each other like glue-Hubby will be home Ngoyoyo time.
8.Repeat of clothes.To be honest some people think that they do not sweat and will keep repeating clothes over and over.
9.Excessive peeing.
10. Reduced downloads.-More calories get burned to generate heat leaving nothing to download.
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! ARE YOU THE ONE AND ONLY ESSYK-KYSSE!!!!
“People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/22/2011 Posts: 1,325
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LOL Kratos,I figured she was Essyk coz of the Ngoyoyo bit but nikasema nisimshtaki, now you have blown her cover!
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/7/2013 Posts: 447 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:Meduza wrote:Impunity wrote:Meduza wrote:Impunity wrote:Showering open up the pores on the skin surface,can wiping using a wet-warm towel do the same? I will do a book on this if we can prove it...and then save the world alot of water and painful showers. We(women) usually use cleanser na cotton wool to clean our face, and it removes the dirt and opens pores, then you use toner to close the pore..so use same technology...and you are good to go.... U open the pores and close them again...no use; thats why I apply soap as an after-shower lotion, quite soothening. CAVEAT: As long as it daen't rain on you! procedures... You use the original Toyo ya kipande (the so called sabuni ya miteh !!!). You wet your hands with a lil' water or saliva or makojoa in worst cases. Rub the kipande on your palms until it foams. Apply the foam on your butt,face,limbs and even nyeti. Sugua-sugua until the form dries up on your body. Never apply the form on a thicketted airport/or pine forest, it will over foam and call for a repeat shower. Bask in the open for the "lotion" to sink in. View your face in the mirror to fix up dry patches that were missed. Avoid rain drops. Avoid crying Avoid laughing till you tear-drops. You are good to go. ROTF... You cant win, unless you first begin....
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/27/2011 Posts: 518
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Haaa check the ngogoyo thread. its only essyk who calls him ngoyoyo. And I pointed that out. hehehe!!
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