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Impunity
#11 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 12:18:52 AM
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U should stand up immediately the dump is released so that the splashing water wont reach you...seat down,push the second dump and stand again to avoid the dump...endelea hivyo hivyo mpaka umalize kazi.
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ChumsQuest
#12 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 1:36:03 AM
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Impunity wrote:
U should stand up immediately the dump is released so that the splashing water wont reach you...seat down,push the second dump and stand again to avoid the dump...endelea hivyo hivyo mpaka umalize kazi.

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timuka
#13 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 7:18:25 AM
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ChumsQuest wrote:
Impunity wrote:
U should stand up immediately the dump is released so that the splashing water wont reach you...seat down,push the second dump and stand again to avoid the dump...endelea hivyo hivyo mpaka umalize kazi.

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Muheani
#14 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 8:04:03 AM
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@mpobiz,
The normal approach to preventing disease in this situation is the "Crapper Maneuver," in which you squat on the commode, wearing your antimicrobial protective food coverings, and then, immediately after expelling the stool, you jump as high as you can so that there will be no skin contact with the splashing water. (Check the ceiling height first!) Needless to say, timing this acrobatic maneuver can be challenging, not to mention damaging to the toilet or toilet seat. I recommend that you practice in the safety of your home so that you'll be proficient when you try it in a riskier toilet.

quoted frm http://www.paklinks.com/gs/fashion-and-beauty/249 :757-toilet-splash-and-disease-transmission.html

there is more there

However to answer your question, go here
http://www.webmd.com/bal...-restrooms?pagenumber=2





Muheani
#15 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 8:06:28 AM
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#16 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 10:47:29 AM
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Prime
#17 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 12:22:38 PM
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hilarious. There is very little chance that you will contact anything. The body has defensive mechanisms. Right from the skin. so relax. As has been said. Weka layer ya tissue. Works ok
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#18 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 1:13:16 PM
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Kumbe wenye tumezoea choo ya 'ndu' tuko wengi!smile

That splashing makes that places one that I dread. Kwanza the day tissue ni kidogoSad

Unclean washrooms will give you UTI even when usng urinals esp when your session takes long. The bacteria travels up the stream into the kajohn and goes on to multiply in your body
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washiku
#19 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 1:19:43 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
Kumbe wenye tumezoea choo ya 'ndu' tuko wengi!smile

That splashing makes that places one that I dread. Kwanza the day tissue ni kidogoSad

Unclean washrooms will give you UTI even when usng urinals esp when your session takes long. The bacteria travels up the stream into the kajohn and goes on to multiply in your body

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#20 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 1:26:30 PM
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timuka wrote:
ChumsQuest wrote:
Impunity wrote:
U should stand up immediately the dump is released so that the splashing water wont reach you...seat down,push the second dump and stand again to avoid the dump...endelea hivyo hivyo mpaka umalize kazi.

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