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maka
#21 Posted : Saturday, May 25, 2013 4:08:30 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
@maka today has earned serious bonga points - great advice for the ladies Applause Applause Applause

Thank you...I appreciate.
possunt quia posse videntur
AlphDoti
#22 Posted : Saturday, May 25, 2013 9:34:26 PM
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essyk wrote:
radio wrote:
@essyk, my friend, what do you want? To club? To dance? To meet new guys? To unwind?

all inclusive package.smile
@ mukiri,she's been there done that and got fed up. Am not her passy,so let her catch her fun.
By the way,christians go to israel to view jewish stuff and graves.
how is that fun really.

Actually, pilgrimage to middle East was ordained back in the Old Testament.

Muslims have maintained this tradition from the father of faith, Ibrahim.

You see them fasting followed by pilgrimage, they are merely traditions going back to the Bible.

Now what you see, and what the church does not tell you Christians is that, they have made you reject all of these traditions.
Then they tell you, you're going there to see graves!!! They have replaced many traditions with none­-biblical festivals, which originated from the local religions of Europe, North Africa and the Middle East.

In Islam, as one of the 5 pillars, the 5th pillar is performing pilgrimate to Makkar.
This means to visit Maccah at least once in your lifetime, if you can afford.

This is the house of God, God refered to when He mentioned it to Ibrahim.
This is where Ibrahim build the first House of God.

Just for your reference
Psalm 84:5
Blessed are those whose strength is in you, in whose heart are the highways to Zion.

Psalm 119:54
"Thy statutes have been my songs in the house of my pilgrimage."

Exodus 6:4
"And I have also established my covenant with them, to give them the land of Canaan, the land of their pilgrimage, wherein they were strangers."

Genesis 47:9
"And Jacob said unto Pharaoh, The days of the years of my pilgrimage are an hundred and thirty years: few and evil have the days of the years of my life been, and have not attained unto the days of the years of the life of my fathers in the days of their pilgrimage."

You hear those who mock Muslims saying they face makkar. See it for yourself:
Jeremiah 50:5
They shall ask the way to Zion, with faces turned toward it, saying,
'Come, let us join ourselves to the Lord in an everlasting covenant that will never be forgotten.'
Meduza
#23 Posted : Saturday, May 25, 2013 9:53:26 PM
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essyk wrote:
Please advice with kindness. (101 mrks)

'MY FRIEND' is testing the club scene and so far she is confused.The only night out she knows of have been keshas. She's also too busy to go out but she wants to create time for it.
I am worse than her, so I can't be of any help-told her al be back with answers.lol.
Well she wants to know the following;

1. How to club without looking trashy.
2. Must she dance with a random guy just because it's open floor?
4. What if a guy touches her butt without permission and she feels offended? is it sexual harrasment?
5. If she chooses to dance with some guy just cz he approached does it mean that he is into her?
6. While dancing last weekend a guy gave her good cash on the dance floor and she turned it down. She still wonders what it was for. He had shown her a new dance style and she thinks it was a compliment.But on secong thought no.
7.She seems to be the only one not drinking alcohol in the club, cz she doesn't drink. To cover up and feel closer home,she orders ginger ale even though it's not her fav drink.Sad
lol

brb.smile
TGIF.



Yes you can go clubbing and not drink, just dance..back then I used to do that at k2...i love dancing so I just used to go there to dance. Going clubbing doensnt mean to dress trashy...you can dress and look cool for clubbing. oooh a guy touching my bum calls for my wrath...and guys will always pick on you in clubs if they see something interesting with you, if you are not interested show him...even a drunk will read your face.
You cant win, unless you first begin....
Mukiri
#24 Posted : Saturday, May 25, 2013 10:33:40 PM
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maka wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
@maka today has earned serious bonga points - great advice for the ladies Applause Applause Applause

Thank you...I appreciate.

I bet you do. You appreciate facilitating the transition of someone from the Church into a club. May the wrath of God be upon youPray

Proverbs 19:21
maka
#25 Posted : Saturday, May 25, 2013 10:45:10 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
maka wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
@maka today has earned serious bonga points - great advice for the ladies Applause Applause Applause

Thank you...I appreciate.

I bet you do. You appreciate facilitating the transition of someone from the Church into a club. May the wrath of God be upon youPray

..unfortunately it will not He is a gracious,merciful God who forgives all even maka the sinner...and he wipes the slate clean..."if I kept a record of sins who amongst you would stand?
possunt quia posse videntur
Mukiri
#26 Posted : Saturday, May 25, 2013 11:39:35 PM
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maka wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
maka wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
@maka today has earned serious bonga points - great advice for the ladies Applause Applause Applause

Thank you...I appreciate.

I bet you do. You appreciate facilitating the transition of someone from the Church into a club. May the wrath of God be upon youPray

..unfortunately it will not He is a gracious,merciful God who forgives all even maka the sinner...and he wipes the slate clean..."if I kept a record of sins who amongst you would stand?

And with that you'd set camp in/outside churches and facilitate the smooth transition of His sheep from Church to club?

Matthew 18:6-7
But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Woe to the world because of offenses! For offenses must come, but woe to that man by whom the offense comes!

Proverbs 19:21
maka
#27 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 12:26:38 AM
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Mukiri wrote:
maka wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
maka wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
@maka today has earned serious bonga points - great advice for the ladies Applause Applause Applause

Thank you...I appreciate.

I bet you do. You appreciate facilitating the transition of someone from the Church into a club. May the wrath of God be upon youPray

..unfortunately it will not He is a gracious,merciful God who forgives all even maka the sinner...and he wipes the slate clean..."if I kept a record of sins who amongst you would stand?

And with that you'd set camp in/outside churches and facilitate the smooth transition of His sheep from Church to club?

Matthew 18:6-7
But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Woe to the world because of offenses! For offenses must come, but woe to that man by whom the offense comes!

you are passing judgement on me...do you know many people will be surprised to see Saul who later became Paul a man whose hands were bloodied by christian lives in heaven...the only unpardonable sin is grieving the holy spirit...be careful you dont be like the pharisee's of old...
possunt quia posse videntur
Mukiri
#28 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 1:02:42 AM
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maka wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
maka wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
maka wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
@maka today has earned serious bonga points - great advice for the ladies Applause Applause Applause

Thank you...I appreciate.

I bet you do. You appreciate facilitating the transition of someone from the Church into a club. May the wrath of God be upon youPray

..unfortunately it will not He is a gracious,merciful God who forgives all even maka the sinner...and he wipes the slate clean..."if I kept a record of sins who amongst you would stand?

And with that you'd set camp in/outside churches and facilitate the smooth transition of His sheep from Church to club?

Matthew 18:6-7
But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to sin, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Woe to the world because of offenses! For offenses must come, but woe to that man by whom the offense comes!

you are passing judgement on me...do you know many people will be surprised to see Saul who later became Paul a man whose hands were bloodied by christian lives in heaven...the only unpardonable sin is grieving the holy spirit...be careful you dont be like the pharisee's of old...

I am sorry if I have been judgmental. Twas not my intention, mine was to show you the folly of your ways. For Ephesians 4:25 says, "Therefore each of you must put off falsehood and speak truthfully to his neighbor, for we are all members of one body."

"Search me O God, and know my heart, try me, and know my thoughts; And see if there be any wicked way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting" (Psalm 139:23-24)

Proverbs 19:21
kizee1
#29 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 3:05:51 AM
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essyk wrote:
Please advice with kindness. (101 mrks)

'MY FRIEND' is testing the club scene and so far she is confused.The only night out she knows of have been keshas. She's also too busy to go out but she wants to create time for it.
I am worse than her, so I can't be of any help-told her al be back with answers.lol.
Well she wants to know the following;

1. How to club without looking trashy.
2. Must she dance with a random guy just because it's open floor?
4. What if a guy touches her butt without permission and she feels offended? is it sexual harrasment?
5. If she chooses to dance with some guy just cz he approached does it mean that he is into her?
6. While dancing last weekend a guy gave her good cash on the dance floor and she turned it down. She still wonders what it was for. He had shown her a new dance style and she thinks it was a compliment.But on secong thought no.
7.She seems to be the only one not drinking alcohol in the club, cz she doesn't drink. To cover up and feel closer home,she orders ginger ale even though it's not her fav drink.Sad
lol

brb.smile
TGIF.



in my free time i orient people like your friend into nairobis vicious clubbing scene...now that your friend is reading this thread let her get in touch if she wants to join my mentorship program
dnn
#30 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 8:02:46 AM
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marko wrote:
Most lame ass story I've ever heard.


it is......the grass is always greener on the other side...lakini mtoto akililia wembe mpe..hope she's not going for the adverts which show guys looking fresh as morning after serial drinking (and not parked kwa mtaro ama lamp post)

PS:been there
newfarer
#31 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 8:19:25 AM
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is this midlife crisis at play? essyk resist the devil and go back to church
punda amecheka
quicksand
#32 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 10:05:20 AM
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An impulsive rush to join the club scene is not advisable. It should be a slow, measured effort. It shouldnt be this hard to figure out clubbing, the friends are failing your friend. There must be someone in your group who has the hang of clubbing, she should accompany them on an evening out and learn how to hold her own. Personally, I like Pitcher & Butch, very grown up people there. ..

to other business. ...@Mukiri and @AlphaDoti. ..you fellows amuse me sometimes Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly soon as someone doesn't color between your narrow lines, you jump in, all sermons and apoplectic fury.
Mukiri
#33 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 10:20:08 AM
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quicksand wrote:
An impulsive rush to join the club scene is not advisable. It should be a slow, measured effort. It shouldnt be this hard to figure out clubbing, the friends are failing your friend. There must be someone in your group who has the hang of clubbing, she should accompany them on an evening out and learn how to hold her own. Personally, I like Pitcher & Butch, very grown up people there. ..

to other business. ...@Mukiri and @AlphaDoti. ..you fellows amuse me sometimes Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly soon as someone doesn't color between your narrow lines, you jump in, all sermons and apoplectic fury.

And what is wrong with that? Don't we, like any Wazuan, have the right to air our views? Could it be that our view leaves you guilty?

Proverbs 19:21
essyk
#34 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 11:27:26 AM
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smile smile 101 experience.
so I accompanied my friend to a 'normal'club cz she had a 'date' but was too scared of going alone.
I had warned her against a few things like talking to a drunkard cz there's nothing more irritating than holding a conversation with a drunkard.
I tagged along my woriah and sat on opposite table chewing khat,drinking Nido and spitting.
Everything was ok till the guy received a call at 1 am from the MIL!!
The MIL had paid them a visit incognito and wasn't too amused to find him missing from home.
It's just criminal for ur mum in law to call you at night uende home,not even the wife.
Immediately he ordered for more beer anywe cz if he went home sober,the wife would suspect him.
Sad and my friend thought ni single man.Laughing out loudly

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
essyk
#35 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 11:39:50 AM
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@ kizee,explain how you do it here fast.vicious clubbing is not what she wants.normal is what.
just to balance her life.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
quicksand
#36 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 12:34:35 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
quicksand wrote:
An impulsive rush to join the club scene is not advisable. It should be a slow, measured effort. It shouldnt be this hard to figure out clubbing, the friends are failing your friend. There must be someone in your group who has the hang of clubbing, she should accompany them on an evening out and learn how to hold her own. Personally, I like Pitcher & Butch, very grown up people there. ..

to other business. ...@Mukiri and @AlphaDoti. ..you fellows amuse me sometimes Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly soon as someone doesn't color between your narrow lines, you jump in, all sermons and apoplectic fury.

And what is wrong with that? Don't we, like any Wazuan, have the right to air our views? Could it be that our view leaves you guilty?

By all means air away! Its the self-righteous indignation and moral haughtiness that makes me yawn from boredom. Didn't you call for the wrath to befall on someone just a few posts past? The hubris! You wont win hearts by braying at those you seek to turn to the right path.
qadaffi
#37 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 2:03:31 PM
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quicksand wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
quicksand wrote:
An impulsive rush to join the club scene is not advisable. It should be a slow, measured effort. It shouldnt be this hard to figure out clubbing, the friends are failing your friend. There must be someone in your group who has the hang of clubbing, she should accompany them on an evening out and learn how to hold her own. Personally, I like Pitcher & Butch, very grown up people there. ..

to other business. ...@Mukiri and @AlphaDoti. ..you fellows amuse me sometimes Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly soon as someone doesn't color between your narrow lines, you jump in, all sermons and apoplectic fury.

And what is wrong with that? Don't we, like any Wazuan, have the right to air our views? Could it be that our view leaves you guilty?

By all means air away! Its the self-righteous indignation and moral haughtiness that makes me yawn from boredom. Didn't you call for the wrath to befall on someone just a few posts past? The hubris! You wont win hearts by braying at those you seek to turn to the right path.



I am curious: how many Wazuans have been won over to Jesus Christ through the admonitions, posturing and threats of fire and brimstone from @Mukiri? Post your views and we shall sample them at the end of this thread. Sorry for diverting from the topic.
kizee1
#38 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 4:05:52 PM
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essyk wrote:
@ kizee,explain how you do it here fast.vicious clubbing is not what she wants.normal is what.
just to balance her life.


basically sample different clubs depending on her tastes, different clubs appeal to different demographics and social strata i suppose, what is she looking for in a club
essyk
#39 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 4:32:15 PM
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kizee1 wrote:
essyk wrote:
@ kizee,explain how you do it here fast.vicious clubbing is not what she wants.normal is what.
just to balance her life.


basically sample different clubs depending on her tastes, different clubs appeal to different demographics and social strata i suppose, what is she looking for in a club


Do you charge to refer a club for one who doesn't have a clue about where to begin?
No she's not after anything else.Just wants to spice and relax her busy routine on weekends.
Problem is,she's also very shy in public.
lol and she's right here next to me as I type this.

perhaps a list of decent average clubs plus what they offer in terms of entertainment would help?





"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
newfarer
#40 Posted : Sunday, May 26, 2013 4:38:46 PM
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essyk wrote:
smile smile 101 experience.
so I accompanied my friend to a 'normal'club cz she had a 'date' but was too scared of going alone.
I had warned her against a few things like talking to a drunkard cz there's nothing more irritating than holding a conversation with a drunkard.
I tagged along my woriah and sat on opposite table chewing khat,drinking Nido and spitting.
Everything was ok till the guy received a call at 1 am from the MIL!!
The MIL had paid them a visit incognito and wasn't too amused to find him missing from home.
It's just criminal for ur mum in law to call you at night uende home,not even the wife.
Immediately he ordered for more beer anywe cz if he went home sober,the wife would suspect him.
Sad and my friend thought ni single man.Laughing out loudly


even after this incident she still wont give up?if she's looking for a husband there are better places to get one.not clubs.let her take part in other friends wedding preparations.this is a better hunting ground.kwa club wanaume wanataka head on collision tu.

and essyk remember bad company corrupts good morals.
hiyo balance of life will just lead her to regrets.Aids is roaming around.
she will soon become tipsy and relax her legs. then Aids pap
punda amecheka
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