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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/3/2007 Posts: 1,634
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story teller wrote:
Actually now that you mention this, why are kenyan beers so much cheaper in Arusha and Moshi..seriously a hundred bob for a bottle of tusker, pilsner, malt and guiness..we are truly taxed to death and these Mpigs want to cause nye nye nye..
Kenyan beers outside Kenya are cheaper than in Kenya. In Juba a tusker is kendo 160 bob. London maybe even less. Blame Njiraini. "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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And its only 7th! 
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Almost there: 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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@Washiku, with that bedding those fellows can't afford that phombe bwana!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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McReggae wrote:@Washiku, with that bedding those fellows can't afford that phombe bwana!!! Hehehehe...they have saved their coins for the good things in life, and a bed is not one of them. You can clearly see what is good to their souls...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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@Um Sayala how about Artcafe at 5.30pm then i am out of there by 8 for home! Don't fear i do dutch and i take what i can affort! In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799
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washiku wrote:Almost there: have u ever noticed most men will always have their hands very close to the pinetrees when drunk and asleep... I guess to be ready to chomoa at a short notice..... 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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Today is bacardi day...sun is shining... Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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 ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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 ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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Today its scotch and water.... Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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JW-Black on the Rocks!! The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Wazimu...for those who can understand what this guy is saying Quote:Dagitari Wanjohi Kigogoine
Today is Friday, right?
There is a song I have removed and I want you to request it when you go to beat dogogio at Mugithis joints. Its also on youtube and the chorus goes like this..
♪♫♪♫teteteteete ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
♪♫Fuda ilinyimwo pembe, ikapeo masikio, punda! ilinyimwo pembe, ikapea maskio, maaaskio na josto kubwa!.
♪♫Onjohi alinyimwo kisungu poa, Onjohi alinyimwo kisungu, lakini akepeo zigi zagi ya ajabu.
♪♫Hata wewe ile ulinyimwo, angalia nini ulipeo badala ya iyo, angalia sana na utashukuru!.
♪♫Wengine walipeo sura mzuri, wakapeo tiita water water.
na wengine walinyimwo sura mzuri, na tiita ni sand paper.
♪♫Wengine walinyimwo sura, lakini wakapeo thutha ya mluhya, na hio ndio tunapendaga kuona!
♪♫Wanaume wengine walinyimwo lugha, lakini wakapeo kifua ya bouncer, na persons wanapendaga hio, ju wao hufikiria, hata josto iko na bicepts
♪♫ Wengine walinyimwo ujaja wa persons, lakini wakapeo pesa mingi,
na pesa ndio inaongeaga kwa personisi kuliko lugha!.
♪♫Hata wewe ile ulinyimwo, angalia nini ulipeo, angalia sana na utashukuru.
♪♫ Martin Goats Mwangi alivujika mkono, lakini josto haikuvujika, ikamuezesha kuclimb Nurses wawili, na wote wakajua wameclibio, lkaribu wa mdunge STOPPER! na mimi ni witinesi!
♪♫ Martin Maura last Friday hakuwa na mutu, lakini alikiss mutu kwa baaar, na huo mtu alikuwa wa bro yangu, mpaka akagusa tiita small,akasema hakana thuruari, na hio kitu ikareta shida sana, mutu mpaka akatupwo, mimi dio nirizima hio motooo.
♪♫ Naoba persons moja leo, ijitoree iweke thuruar on head for Mato, ndio nikunyuire dogogio hapo, juu ni mim nitakuwa nimem connecti!
Asanteni!
That song is on youtube and all music shops near you. You can also tune in and listen to fans of kuihuria na jeff kuria!...inoorofm.co.ke/, kesho during mugithi with Man Aleki, he will play that song.
I am
This maaan Onjohi.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/15/2011 Posts: 4,518
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hehehe got it.  "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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 ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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essyk wrote:hehehe got it. Achana na phombe ya kufichwo!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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mid month, stay at home with family! In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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How about some Southern Comfort for the ladies within the warmth and comfort of your house as you wait for him. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/29/2007 Posts: 948
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mwezi iko kona 
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/24/2013 Posts: 325
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Niiiiice, McReggae, need some company?
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