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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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Impunity wrote:Bigchick wrote:@jguru.........Pse issue a caveat on castor oil...that it is not recommended for those with "buns in the oven"especially from the seventh month as it could trigger early labour.
@Mawinder.....Wazuans are bothered about you because they do not want to loose a family member or visit you in hospital.Its sad to see a loved one in pain.We also need the Gachie security when necessary so we need you around.
About the greens being mentioned, I want to emphsise in spinach and mchicha in your diet.
They will cause the downloading to happen early morning when you wake up so no need to look for Kanjo loos in town and the experience will be pleasant. Na hizi spinach na mchicha anakuriwo mbichi ama boiled?  Changanya kwa the meal of the day.E.g Githeri ya green maize, mwitemania beans, carrots and spinach/mchicha specially made for you by madam akiongeza tuspices na mapenzi.Also ensure to eat early always ie by 8.00 latest.Matokeo kwa small room ni wow experience. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Bigchick wrote:Impunity wrote:Bigchick wrote:@jguru.........Pse issue a caveat on castor oil...that it is not recommended for those with "buns in the oven"especially from the seventh month as it could trigger early labour.
@Mawinder.....Wazuans are bothered about you because they do not want to loose a family member or visit you in hospital.Its sad to see a loved one in pain.We also need the Gachie security when necessary so we need you around.
About the greens being mentioned, I want to emphsise in spinach and mchicha in your diet.
They will cause the downloading to happen early morning when you wake up so no need to look for Kanjo loos in town and the experience will be pleasant. Na hizi spinach na mchicha anakuriwo mbichi ama boiled? Changanya kwa the meal of the day.E.g Githeri ya green maize, mwitemania beans, carrots and spinach/mchicha specially made for you by madam akiongeza tuspices na mapenzi.Also ensure to eat early always ie by 8.00 latest.Matokeo kwa small room ni wow experience. Na kama sina madam? Can I buy these from a local canteen? I was thinking of munching them raw as the Nyeri man did last week, is there any -ve effect? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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Impunity wrote:Bigchick wrote:Impunity wrote:Bigchick wrote:@jguru.........Pse issue a caveat on castor oil...that it is not recommended for those with "buns in the oven"especially from the seventh month as it could trigger early labour.
@Mawinder.....Wazuans are bothered about you because they do not want to loose a family member or visit you in hospital.Its sad to see a loved one in pain.We also need the Gachie security when necessary so we need you around.
About the greens being mentioned, I want to emphsise in spinach and mchicha in your diet.
They will cause the downloading to happen early morning when you wake up so no need to look for Kanjo loos in town and the experience will be pleasant. Na hizi spinach na mchicha anakuriwo mbichi ama boiled? Changanya kwa the meal of the day.E.g Githeri ya green maize, mwitemania beans, carrots and spinach/mchicha specially made for you by madam akiongeza tuspices na mapenzi.Also ensure to eat early always ie by 8.00 latest.Matokeo kwa small room ni wow experience. Na kama sina madam? Can I buy these from a local canteen? I was thinking of munching them raw as the Nyeri man did last week, is there any -ve effect? Why would a wazuan with all his money eat vegetables or is it being mean?I thought wazuans are beyond eating vegetables!!!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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washiku wrote:Prime wrote:Apart from Greens, fruits and constant water intake throughout the day, try this. Download at exactly the same time every day. Say say early morning. Take a bath. Try wait till the same time the next morning. same time. Do it for a month. Funny thing is that you will Always feel like downloading at exactly that same time. The body tends to get used to routine. The urge will always come at that same time and the body will always tend to push out good quantities. It works  From experience?  Practice makes perfect. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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mawinder wrote:Impunity wrote:Bigchick wrote:Impunity wrote:Bigchick wrote:@jguru.........Pse issue a caveat on castor oil...that it is not recommended for those with "buns in the oven"especially from the seventh month as it could trigger early labour.
@Mawinder.....Wazuans are bothered about you because they do not want to loose a family member or visit you in hospital.Its sad to see a loved one in pain.We also need the Gachie security when necessary so we need you around.
About the greens being mentioned, I want to emphsise in spinach and mchicha in your diet.
They will cause the downloading to happen early morning when you wake up so no need to look for Kanjo loos in town and the experience will be pleasant. Na hizi spinach na mchicha anakuriwo mbichi ama boiled? Changanya kwa the meal of the day.E.g Githeri ya green maize, mwitemania beans, carrots and spinach/mchicha specially made for you by madam akiongeza tuspices na mapenzi.Also ensure to eat early always ie by 8.00 latest.Matokeo kwa small room ni wow experience. Na kama sina madam? Can I buy these from a local canteen? I was thinking of munching them raw as the Nyeri man did last week, is there any -ve effect? Why would a wazuan with all his money eat vegetables or is it being mean?I thought wazuans are beyond eating vegetables!!!!! Wazuans are a constipated lot! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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Impunity wrote:Bigchick wrote:Impunity wrote:Bigchick wrote:@jguru.........Pse issue a caveat on castor oil...that it is not recommended for those with "buns in the oven"especially from the seventh month as it could trigger early labour.
@Mawinder.....Wazuans are bothered about you because they do not want to loose a family member or visit you in hospital.Its sad to see a loved one in pain.We also need the Gachie security when necessary so we need you around.
About the greens being mentioned, I want to emphsise in spinach and mchicha in your diet.
They will cause the downloading to happen early morning when you wake up so no need to look for Kanjo loos in town and the experience will be pleasant. Na hizi spinach na mchicha anakuriwo mbichi ama boiled? Changanya kwa the meal of the day.E.g Githeri ya green maize, mwitemania beans, carrots and spinach/mchicha specially made for you by madam akiongeza tuspices na mapenzi.Also ensure to eat early always ie by 8.00 latest.Matokeo kwa small room ni wow experience. Na kama sina madam? Can I buy these from a local canteen? I was thinking of munching them raw as the Nyeri man did last week, is there any -ve effect? Madam ni mapenzi tuu angeongeza kwa mapishi so kama uko bila usijali.Ambia mtu ya canteen how you want your food done. Raw:-No idea about side effects but maybe hakuna coz I have seen guys do raw spinach juice. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/1/2008 Posts: 834
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nostoppingthis wrote:Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? [color=red]For babies, I have previously seen a piece of kipande soap inserted hapo nyuma...the stuff comes out!!! YOTE... takes me wayyyyy back If you are going to be thinking only one thing, you might as well be thinking big. -Donald J . Trump
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/25/2013 Posts: 552 Location: Asgard
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livie wrote:nostoppingthis wrote:Coolbull wrote:Several years ago I heard that Indians in India have a way of making their babies empty their bowels once a day.
Does anyone know how that is possible given that one might take three meals in a day? [color=red]For babies, I have previously seen a piece of kipande soap inserted hapo nyuma...the stuff comes out!!! YOTE... takes me wayyyyy back aaaah, the old kipande soap switcheroo, works like a charm
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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mawinder wrote:Mukiri wrote:Prime wrote:Impunity wrote:jguru wrote:mawinder wrote:It is not bothering me and I don't see why it should bother wazuans not unless your friends are doctors who want to con me. It should bother you. It leads to other health complications if it is not sorted out soon enough. Like haemorrhoids, loss of blood and rectal prolapses. It is also a sign of colorectal cancer (a tumour growing that blocks the intestines). You should poop, minimum, 3 times a week. Eat more fiber, weetabix, fruits; drink lots of water; go to the gym and get some exercise; don't ignore the urge to have a bowel movement; take a spoonful of castor oil each morning, before you take your breakfast. Explain this and where can I get a bottle of this? Medicinal Castor oil is found in chemists. Supermarkets also stock them but usually for cosmetic purposes. First time I'm hearing about castor oil. Half a lemon in a glass of water, second thing after you wake up should sort you. I don't like greens at all as I ate them in plenty when I was still young and after working hard in life,there is no reason I should take them as I can afford better food.4 cold tuskers does the trick. prime wrote:Apart from Greens, fruits and constant water intake throughout the day, try this. Download at exactly the same time every day. Say say early morning. Take a bath. Try wait till the same time the next morning. same time. Do it for a month. Funny thing is that you will Always feel like downloading at exactly that same time. The body tends to get used to routine. The urge will always come at that same time and the body will always tend to push out good quantities. It works Castor oil, Fiber, Fruits, Gym, Lemon, Greens, salads, Tusker blah blah blah. My class missed the 'downloading' being a basic need!! It's just a side show to distract oneself MAX ONCE A WEEK Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/13/2006 Posts: 2,589
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mawinder wrote:
Why would a wazuan with all his money eat vegetables or is it being mean?I thought wazuans are beyond eating vegetables!!!!!
My boss who's around 42 years but big bodied confided in me that he never used to take vegetables and fruits in his thirties, he used to think those are foods for children and women. He's now had 2 surgeries in 3 years - something to do with colostomy or something,can't remember the term. He's had haemorrhoids (sp) and all manner of unpleasant stomach, intestinal diseases. Nowadays he only eats boiled foods and takes fruits and vegis like nobody's business - doctors orders. Habari ndio hio, vile utafanya nayo hio ni yako... BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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