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FIDA : Legs Together!!!
kafein
#41 Posted : Wednesday, April 29, 2009 4:17:00 PM
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'wanawake wamechoka na mvutano wakisiasa nchini' they have requested all women to boycot sex with their husbands,boyfriends & suggar daddies for 7 days so as the 'two principals' can listen to the cry of the people.they have even informed the first lady and pm's wife to lead them.

will it work? all men in sk,prepare for a dry week ahead!!!
Kasheshi
#42 Posted : Wednesday, April 29, 2009 4:20:00 PM
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@kafein a similar thread already exists on this. Please observe sk etiquette

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kafein
#43 Posted : Wednesday, April 29, 2009 4:24:00 PM
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@kasheshi

sikuwa nimeiona,how can i delete the post?
ecstacy
#44 Posted : Wednesday, April 29, 2009 4:31:00 PM
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Won't work. Wrong(long) weekend!
KIMANDERU
#45 Posted : Wednesday, April 29, 2009 7:17:00 PM
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With mutura and muratina on the menu tonight those legs will be opned mate,the conrtact had been signed.These women are just seeking attention.Most of them are not married anyway

TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER
Tusker Baridi
#46 Posted : Wednesday, April 29, 2009 7:45:00 PM
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Methinks FIDA is overestimating the amount of action Kenyans are actually getting in the bedroom. Some people here at SK protesting the loudest would be lucky to get some punani even once a week.
kamangu
#47 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 5:17:00 AM
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Koinange can as well wait for us.We are coming and let no one complain.N u can be sure when all is said n done men will have there way.

Nyani hoani kundule
Njunge
#48 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 5:22:00 AM
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Hahaaaaa..........This group claims to have support from Ida and that they have also approached Mama Jim....!!......If Jaduong comes fuming about toilets and red carpets,we know what to ask for next........a mobile bedroom....and Mama Jim?......I guess MK is relieved.He wouldn't care even if you extended the same fo 7 years.....Hakuna hajaaaaa...!!!....

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PONDI
#49 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 5:40:00 AM
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i read in one of the dailies that Nairobi has approx 7000 prostitutes.... na wote walifanya kazi mzuri jana...

He who laughs last thinks slowest..
extrablessed
#50 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 6:02:00 AM
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FIDA is forgetting to apply basic economics. The elasticity of suppy for these 'goods' is zero where we have perfect substitutes. A decline in supply of a 'good' will not create any decline in consumption. behavioral economics actually puts it that a decline in supply of a major 'good' will actually create a surge in demand of the substitute,to levels higher than the initial demand....

Plainly put,your wife who was suppying 3 units of good per week,feels that FIDA are right and follows their advice to the letter. After two days,you decide enough is enough and you seek for a side-kick; the behavioral economics kicks in and the goods are supplied twice daily for 7 days... giving a total of 14 units for the 7 days of FiDA boycott....a 367% increase....


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B
#51 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 7:00:00 AM
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With LABOR DAY aroud the corner i gues atawao kan rest paRe paRe as baba jimi wil put it!.Not forgeting im single with no such privileges!!!!!!!!!!!!!

British
Bgan
gogeta
#52 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 7:42:00 AM
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@ B i tuko mamoja Bana but i feel for all those buddies out there who are going through this fake 7 days fasting...i guess you can always work around with a ka sidedish ama?

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Bobb
#53 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 8:27:00 AM
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Haki ya nani!!!!!!!! wangu ajalibu akaye kama amepigwa kwa granade. Is Mk or Rao the ones who put food on the table in my house? by the way from today i demand to have it daily for seven days. Iko nini?

I think these women have a loose fuse in their head.


BOBB
gabrini
#54 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:21:00 AM
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The whole thing is unworkable,most ladies panicked the moment they saw the news-guys might start disappearing to their gachungwas at the expense of their wives.I was called at 6 to find out what time I will be reporting home.-I also believe bedrooms were busy jana than the others days and the status quo continues for the next 7 days .
Waria
#55 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 10:13:00 AM
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Wonders will never cease!!

@xtrablessd.....ati the elasticity of the goods is zero.....Watu waende gym!


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Tutu
#56 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 10:25:00 AM
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This is an innoceny question,

how does FIDA generate it's income?


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PONDI
#57 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 10:26:00 AM
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The Maendeleo Ya Wanaume group hits back...
“Just imagine if it is men who said they are boycotting sex with their partners. Women would be on the streets today (Thursday),” Chairman and Founder of Maendeleo Ya Wanaume Nderitu Njoka.
Mr Njoka stressed that it was ridiculous for women lobby groups to “sit,imagine and reach such a decision because it was totally baseless.”
“They are trying to use sex as a tool to molest men in the society,” he protested.
the lobby group representing men sees the latest move by the women as ‘intimidating to men’. “They (women) are not introducing anything new to the society. For a long time now,women have been denying men their rights whenever they want to make a point. It is time this came to an end,” Mr Njoka said.
“We know of a lot of men who have been denied their conjugal rights for a long time now. So,whatever these women are saying is nothing new to us. It is only that they are going public.”
While announcing the sex boycott on Wednesday,the women said their latest move would help President Mwai Kibaki and his coalition partner Prime Minister Raila Odinga to ‘wake up and act’........ lol !!
A section of Kenyans who were interviewed disagreed with the proposal saying it would only bring disharmony in most homes.
“It will definitely promote immorality. When you are not getting it in the house,you are going to get it somewhere else and there are always people out there waiting for that opportunity. It will not work,” ... kwa kweli huyu Mr Nyoka deserves a beer...

He who laughs last thinks slowest..
Impunity
#58 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 10:57:00 AM
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My colleague is tying the knot tomorrow labor day,this decision should have come at the wrong time!Do u think its possible he or they will abstain for the remaining 5 days before waonane mwili kwa mwili?I pity them especially that they are also 'of the clothe.'

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faa
#59 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 11:27:00 AM
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Thats it people,after some discussions,we have concluded this,

Its not worth to fight/argue with women,it only lowers a man's dignity.

No sane woman can follow FIDA directive


yayo
mtaalam
#60 Posted : Thursday, April 30, 2009 12:30:00 PM
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