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The Sobermost Town in Kenya
Bigchick
#21 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 4:43:19 PM
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Was there on monday and it was not wet/muddy.But there is what is called "Kifii".And it was quite thick you could almost touch it.

Please bring me a net of yellow onions and remember to buy "bebe cia jino" hapo kwa turnoff from Nakuru Nairobi road.Very fresh and sweet.
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harrydre
#22 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 4:56:24 PM
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Impunity wrote:
harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
harrydre wrote:
timuka wrote:
Impunity wrote:
I plan to give a road trip this coming weekend,I will spend less than my initial budget...thanks to NIL phombe and phombe-laced drinks.


Plus you need to have new break pads, the slope down from Nairobi-Nakuru highway is scary



very true, your car must be in very good shape to make the climb too. I hope you know road we are talking about.

and its full of corners Sad Sad


Kwani going to Kinjabe we follow the lower Mai Mahiu road or the upper Naibacha road from Nairobi?
d'oh! d'oh!


dont use mai mahiu. use nbo - naivasha rd then u will find the exit somewhere after kimende.



How is the weather there like now?Is it mawingu wingu mob and rainy/muddy? I intend to use my front wheel drive, my 4WD is too new to be shiet on by the donkey.
Shame on you


go find out man. It's supposed to be exciting and a discovery now you want to be told everything. just ensure you have good tires & brakes (steep road), headlights and wipers are working (fog & showers) and a donkey proof bumper. Once you get there, ask around where RVA is and if you spot an african student, piga picha :)
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Muheani
#23 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 5:09:36 PM
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harrydre wrote:

go find out man. It's supposed to be exciting and a discovery now you want to be told everything. just ensure you have good tires & brakes (steep road), headlights and wipers are working (fog & showers) and a donkey proof bumper. Once you get there, ask around where RVA is and if you spot an african student, piga picha :)




d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
kingfisher
#24 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 6:01:47 PM
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so if i buy a ka-quarter there and put up a disco there will be to takers? kuna business opportunity hapo ya phombe i tell you!!
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#25 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 7:57:13 PM
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@kingfisher, seconded.
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Impunity
#26 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:08:58 PM
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Muheani wrote:
harrydre wrote:

go find out man. It's supposed to be exciting and a discovery now you want to be told everything. just ensure you have good tires & brakes (steep road), headlights and wipers are working (fog & showers) and a donkey proof bumper. Once you get there, ask around where RVA is and if you spot an african student, piga picha :)


d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
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#27 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:28:04 PM
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kingfisher wrote:
so if i buy a ka-quarter there and put up a disco there will be to takers? kuna business opportunity hapo ya phombe i tell you!!


Boss, you can hack it. First who will sell to you! Second the AIC Church is the Koigi there. They vet all business including mending the shoes.

ION, if the govt wants to get the AS, they should check some of those patients there. Very unKenya injuries.
famooz
#28 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 8:59:30 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Kijabe.
No phombe, no sigara!!!
Applause


I did not know this was all about 'Kijafi'
I worked and lived there from 2003-2007. There is nothing sober about Kijabe. .... Sorry to disappoint.Mademoni uishi na sio statehousesmile

For your drive,go there,ukiwa umeshiba,because there is no town( unless one has grown since i left),and the only restaurant is in the hospital,you queue for food,typical ushago food

we used cars that looked like this so do not worry about having a car with extra serious brakes. You will be fineLaughing out loudly

About buying land- forget it ,AIC church had a hold over miguda there,they said they were sub-diving to give the the poor,the land was given to tycoons Pray Pray - Chicote ya Mungu ikija,it will strike there first.

Huko hakuna freeze and shine,vaeni jackets

Positives-the air is pure,nice view of the rift on your way and if you go down hospital road,you can get out and walk and enjoy the place without worrying about the invisible mademoni

Lete updates ukienda!



chiaroscuro
#29 Posted : Thursday, April 25, 2013 7:24:49 AM
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The locals call it KEJABI, but the maps say KIJABE.... the "E" and "I" are interchanged!
youcan'tstopusnow
#30 Posted : Thursday, April 25, 2013 9:20:13 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Kijabe.
No phombe, no sigara!!!
Applause

What a contrast to Gulu, Uganda
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AlphDoti
#31 Posted : Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:12:13 AM
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
I remember it for the rugby games we played at Rift Valley Academy against stone hard wazungus on extremely cold days on a field with a 30 degree gradient.

Just wondering if it is town or center d'oh! d'oh!

I remember it for basket ball games... I think it was the first indoor court I saw Silenced

I think the most sober town is Eldoret.
AlphDoti
#32 Posted : Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:20:23 AM
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Muheani wrote:
harrydre wrote:

go find out man. It's supposed to be exciting and a discovery now you want to be told everything. just ensure you have good tires & brakes (steep road), headlights and wipers are working (fog & showers) and a donkey proof bumper. Once you get there, ask around where RVA is and if you spot an african student, piga picha :)

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

Once our High School bus refused to climb up the steep road, we were forsced to alight and walk, sometimes giving the smoking Leyland a push Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
washiku
#33 Posted : Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:25:45 AM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
I remember it for the rugby games we played at Rift Valley Academy against stone hard wazungus on extremely cold days on a field with a 30 degree gradient.

Just wondering if it is town or center d'oh! d'oh!

I remember it for basket ball games... I think it was the first indoor court I saw Silenced

I think the most sober town is Eldoret.


Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you That can never be. I once went there for audits and the guys I found were already high. Then in the evening they took me out to a very noisy joint and the things I saw there are far from 'sober'...
Blackberry
#34 Posted : Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:46:09 AM
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washiku wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
I remember it for the rugby games we played at Rift Valley Academy against stone hard wazungus on extremely cold days on a field with a 30 degree gradient.

Just wondering if it is town or center d'oh! d'oh!

I remember it for basket ball games... I think it was the first indoor court I saw Silenced

I think the most sober town is Eldoret.


Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you That can never be. I once went there for audits and the guys I found were already high. Then in the evening they took me out to a very noisy joint and the things I saw there are far from 'sober'...


aiii@waciku u mean kejabi or eldi?

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washiku
#35 Posted : Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:16:52 PM
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Blackberry wrote:
washiku wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
I remember it for the rugby games we played at Rift Valley Academy against stone hard wazungus on extremely cold days on a field with a 30 degree gradient.

Just wondering if it is town or center d'oh! d'oh!

I remember it for basket ball games... I think it was the first indoor court I saw Silenced

I think the most sober town is Eldoret.


Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you That can never be. I once went there for audits and the guys I found were already high. Then in the evening they took me out to a very noisy joint and the things I saw there are far from 'sober'...


aiii@waciku u mean kejabi or eldi?


Eldi
grolut
#36 Posted : Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:31:11 PM
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Hehe I agree with @washiku Eldi kuna walevi wengi, especially after harvest.
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harrydre
#37 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 4:30:39 AM
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grolut wrote:
Hehe I agree with @washiku Eldi kuna walevi wengi, especially after harvest.



i hear during harvest seasons, the town is invaded smile
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jguru
#38 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 12:14:27 PM
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My memories of Kijabe are trecking up and down those Kijabe hills, through bamboo forests and tall trees and climbing over massive rocks. Sleeping on a rocky ground on a cold night; eating partially cooked cabbages, potatoes, rice and baked beans; trying to hold mandazis with frozen fingers; physical training drills at 4am doing squats, duck walks and press-ups on murram roads; carrying a stone in my rucksack for kilometers on end. From that July, I have never been to Kijabe again.
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Impunity
#39 Posted : Saturday, April 27, 2013 2:25:58 PM
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Now a massive landslide in Kijafe...my trip is cancelled at Limuru flyover...so sad.
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washiku
#40 Posted : Saturday, April 27, 2013 8:19:03 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Now a massive landslide in Kijafe...my trip is cancelled at Limuru flyover...so sad.


By the way when I saw the story on TV I thot of u n hoped u didn't go! Am glad u r safe.
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