One evening, I passed by somewhere. Dinner was cooked. Dinner + other niceties were served. The chic, jokingly, placed her panties into my pocket. Mchezo mchezo tu... I was well aware she did so and I intended to remove them from my trouser pocket before I left, but I forgot. So, since trousers are not washed after each wear, I hang them in the clothes cabinet when I got home. So, this day, I'm standing in front of a group of colleagues, doing some presentation on something. Then, I felt a sneeze coming on. So, instinctively, I placed my hand into my pocket to get my handkerchief, and out came some red lacy panties! Luckily, the colleagues were all male and we were all at the same job level, but they laughed until they cried. Some fell under the table because of laughter. For a long long time, I was heckled and taunted. On my birthday, they pooled some cash and bought me some Marks & Spencer boxers, so that I stop wearing ladies panties.
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.