@ symbols that one was disgusting.Had to delete.

No shame.It is called life.

Maximum respect for essyk. That is one lady who has been through a lot! If she can still smile after this, tuwache complaining about shida za kawaida.

Aki essyk i just want to meet you!!!!

Na nyinyi, kwani hamna tumoments? au ni shame on me?

ok i continue.

I bought PP electricity and because I don't delete the token amounts I buy,there was a looong thread on my phone full of them.
To make matters worse the date and time settings were incorrect.

I started keying in the tokens and everytime it bounced.I tried the last 3 tokens bought same month on the thread to no avail.
Eventually I called kplc telling them the tokens can't load iko shida.
After describing my shida, they told me that the meter box was faulty and that they would bring me another.

I kept calling the whole day cz if u zubaa they wont come.They finally sent the regional supervisor and his staff driving with new meter box and tools.
Felt so loved by kplc when they came.
They asked me to call their customer care and ask for tokens direct.

It worked! the box was okay. Then the mboss asked me to confirm the just sent tokens with what I had and alas! the tokens were there in my phone all that time.
Prob was the date read Jan instead of March cz I hadn't adjusted.
Poleni kplc..I love you.

@Coolio - That's an experience and a half.
@essyk - Now I see why kplc take their time before coming.

lmao.The regional boss wasn't amused.Was tempted to make him some tea but he wasn't smiling.

@ maka,ballet is not for me.
That's one skill that needs a niche market here which is not even large.
mugiithi or isikuti.

Will i finish?
ok last but not least.

my neighbour had this huuge washing machine at his backyard.The housegirl had a habit of washing other neighbour's duvets using it whenever the boss left for work. Her fellow housegirls would bring in the duvet's for washing and pick later.I think she must have been charging them.

This came to my limelight when one day the girl decided to hide a neighbour's expensive duvet in a black trash bag and placed it where I place my garbage for collection. She assumed that I would check.

Come the next day,I as usual picked up 'my trash' and dropped it where it should be, far away and off to office i went.
on coming back,i met the girl in tears.'Did you see a black bla bla..? Told her,not only saw, but I threw away all garbage and the truck already collected.
That's when she told me that it contained a very expensive duvet brought by the neighbour's gal for washing and the gal is camped at their house fearing to go home to her employer!!
They were both in deep sh**t.

I asked her why she hid the duvet in the black trash paper and she said it was meant to disguise the boss but when she heard a car aproach she decided to bring it over to my 'garbage place'.

She learnt a lesson. Not sure if I was liable to pay but I told her I don't normaly check my trash twice.

I once fell in love with a girl I thought was deaf and dumb (one of the most beautiful women I have ever met) - even got to airport arrivals. Until the day I learned she was neither.

If you get me properly drunk I may tell you the whole embarrassing story.

There was this day when I was to pass by the bank to withdraw some cash before heading to my 'favorite supermarket'for shopping.

But my busy mind forgot to pass by the bank first and so I entered the supermarket assuming that I was loaded.
Picked the LARGEST cart and shopped WELL for almost an hour.

On getting to the till it dawned on me that I DID NOT HAVE CASH! yet I was on queue with a full CART.Mine had infact the most goods. hadi it was causing traffic.
Pretended to move along till I finally confessed at the till.'Sorry I 4got my money'.
I excused myself saying I would be back.
Time didn't allow.

nite all.

must be mwaniki & sons supermarket..most other supermarkets accept debit cards these days.