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ngugifred
#51 Posted : Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:03:06 PM
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Location: Nairobi
McReggae wrote:
.....just did the NBI, village market, kiambu, dumberi, githunguri....etc today: Can't say which had a bigger influence, the fear or the enjoyment.....lol!!!


Sasa unaona. McReggae emerged from Ndumberi route unscathed. Now try the scenic Village market, Tigoni, Limuru route.
essyk
#52 Posted : Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:05:28 PM
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Joined: 11/15/2011
Posts: 4,518
Temebea kenya.Nbo is small.
Depart: Nbo
Arr: Khwisero

Stopovers: 6

nkr-eld-kaps-jeptulu-chavachava-bushiangala.

Watch out for heavy trucks,madeemoni and craters along highway.
Enjoy cool luhya tea as you approach maragoli land.
There's this soko for dogs.Tourist site.Pray buy one simba for your house.
You can use burnt forest, tokelezea kericho and enjoy the tea view.Awsome.
That would mean approaching western via kisumu so enjoy the omena being hawked,just assume they are cashewnuts.
When you arrive at Bushiangala,say bye bye to civilization and pray that you arrive in piece not pieces.
Keep the windows open cz a lone cane chewing monkey could provide company.
Last time I was around there,there was only one hotel serving tea and mandazis only.Forget chips and what not.Huko ni sugarcane so enjoy.

The other delicacy was something called 'mfunga tai.It's a long ndao twisted like rope.

And say hi to wamarama.

Safe trip.

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Jus Blazin
#53 Posted : Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:06:32 PM
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Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
ngugifred wrote:
McReggae wrote:
.....just did the NBI, village market, kiambu, dumberi, githunguri....etc today: Can't say which had a bigger influence, the fear or the enjoyment.....lol!!!


Sasa unaona. McReggae emerged from Ndumberi route unscathed. Now try the scenic Village market, Tigoni, Limuru route.

This is a great route, especially towards Limuru and the tea plantations.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Mukiri
#54 Posted : Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:07:04 PM
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Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
ngugifred wrote:
maka wrote:
Most of you get Es for your answers...



At least we get to know what our lovely country has to offer.

The marks giver needs Jesus more than a marking scheme. Kazi ni lusting after airports tuSad Mbloo it might be why you are depressed and have health issues.

Take a tour outdoors, helps clear ones thinking thus you get a good perspective of life and get to know the important things. Also there's no better way of talking and getting to know a female than on a long road trip... much better than a noisy pub or blankets/wine, Safari 7's or Conquer et al. Better still you get to clear your lungs off Nairobi pollution and get unadulterated food into your system. A few of this and passengers won't disembark early.

Proverbs 19:21
Wakanyugi
#55 Posted : Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:42:26 PM
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Joined: 7/3/2007
Posts: 1,635
Here is another scenic route that I have not done in a long time.

Start from Nairobi to Thika - turn right on Garissa road and keep going. Past Matuu, Yatta, Ukasi - it used to be a legal requirement to wait for a convoy here. Then on to Garissa. Spend the night, pray you survive the terrorists. Those days the only place you could get a guaranteed cold beer was at Oasis or the the PC's compound.

Next morning head back towards Nairobi, cross the Tana rive bridge and turn left towards, Hola, Garsen, Malindi, Kilifi, Mombasa.

Arrive Mombasa very late, dusty and dog tired (don't worry, it is all tarmac these days). Lodge at the Castle Hotel (does it still exist?), careful of the Fatima's attention.

Early next morning head north towards Mazeras, Voi, Archers Post et al. Arrive Nairobi late evening, again dog tired but happy. Stop at Deep West for a cold beer and the best of Wenge Musica. Another weekend done, plus a day if you gave in to Fatima's temptation.

The scenery is mostly desert. Not much by day, but see it under the moonlight and you'll never forget.

Who says our country is boring?
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
Jus Blazin
#56 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:22:14 AM
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Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
Who has been to Ol Donyo Sabuk National Park just near the fourteen falls? Gari ndogo inawezana na huko ndani?
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Impunity
#57 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 1:03:50 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Mukiri wrote:
ngugifred wrote:
maka wrote:
Most of you get Es for your answers...



At least we get to know what our lovely country has to offer.

The marks giver needs Jesus more than a marking scheme. Kazi ni lusting after airports tuSad Mbloo it might be why you are depressed and have health issues.

Take a tour outdoors, helps clear ones thinking thus you get a good perspective of life and get to know the important things. Also there's no better way of talking and getting to know a female than on a long road trip... much better than a noisy pub or blankets/wine, Safari 7's or Conquer et al. Better still you get to clear your lungs off Nairobi pollution and get unadulterated food into your system. A few of this and passengers won't disembark early.


Exactment!!!!!
I have wondered how people katia and wins gals in those noisy pubs while holding beers, in those noisy pubs its only possible to win a a harlot!!!!!!!
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Theu
#58 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 1:49:47 PM
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Joined: 6/18/2008
Posts: 353
Impunity wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
ngugifred wrote:
maka wrote:
Most of you get Es for your answers...



At least we get to know what our lovely country has to offer.

The marks giver needs Jesus more than a marking scheme. Kazi ni lusting after airports tuSad Mbloo it might be why you are depressed and have health issues.

Take a tour outdoors, helps clear ones thinking thus you get a good perspective of life and get to know the important things. Also there's no better way of talking and getting to know a female than on a long road trip... much better than a noisy pub or blankets/wine, Safari 7's or Conquer et al. Better still you get to clear your lungs off Nairobi pollution and get unadulterated food into your system. A few of this and passengers won't disembark early.


Exactment!!!!!
I have wondered how people katia and wins gals in those noisy pubs while holding beers, in those noisy pubs its only possible to win a a harlot!!!!!!!
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Applause Applause Applause
harrydre
#59 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:22:52 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
essyk wrote:
Temebea kenya.Nbo is small.
Depart: Nbo
Arr: Khwisero

Stopovers: 6

nkr-eld-kaps-jeptulu-chavachava-bushiangala.

Watch out for heavy trucks,madeemoni and craters along highway.
Enjoy cool luhya tea as you approach maragoli land.
There's this soko for dogs.Tourist site.Pray buy one simba for your house.
You can use burnt forest, tokelezea kericho and enjoy the tea view.Awsome.
That would mean approaching western via kisumu so enjoy the omena being hawked,just assume they are cashewnuts.
When you arrive at Bushiangala,say bye bye to civilization and pray that you arrive in piece not pieces.
Keep the windows open cz a lone cane chewing monkey could provide company.
Last time I was around there,there was only one hotel serving tea and mandazis only.Forget chips and what not.Huko ni sugarcane so enjoy

The other delicacy was something called 'mfunga tai.It's a long ndao twisted like rope.

And say hi to wamarama.

Safe trip.




sounds interesting. should do this route sometime.
i.am.back!!!!
Impunity
#60 Posted : Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:31:32 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Theu wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
ngugifred wrote:
maka wrote:
Most of you get Es for your answers...



At least we get to know what our lovely country has to offer.

The marks giver needs Jesus more than a marking scheme. Kazi ni lusting after airports tuSad Mbloo it might be why you are depressed and have health issues.

Take a tour outdoors, helps clear ones thinking thus you get a good perspective of life and get to know the important things. Also there's no better way of talking and getting to know a female than on a long road trip... much better than a noisy pub or blankets/wine, Safari 7's or Conquer et al. Better still you get to clear your lungs off Nairobi pollution and get unadulterated food into your system. A few of this and passengers won't disembark early.


Exactment!!!!!
I have wondered how people katia and wins gals in those noisy pubs while holding beers, in those noisy pubs its only possible to win a a harlot!!!!!!!
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Applause Applause Applause


Its only in Kenya where you kati a girl by taking out to a food joint and the said girls eats like she is heading to the South Sudan the following day. I think Kenyan galz are food-maniacs!!!

TAKE A GIRL OUT,AS IN REAL OUTING...HUKO KITENGELA PLAINS AND WALK IN THE PRAIRIES WHILE MUNCHING MOKIMO, SHE WILL NEVER SAY NO.
smile

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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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