There are tu pickup lines i found quite interesting: eg:

1. you are fit to make the pope renounce his celibacy

2. Does my breath smell okay?

3. today's word is LEGS,lets go to my place and you spread the word

4. Do you believe in love at first sight,or should I walk by again?


5.Grab them in the butt and ask,'Pardon me,is this seat taken?'

6.Hi. My name is Mlefu. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform

7. Smile if you want me!.

..............

Now now Lyanne,Wendz,Leona and other ladies,the reason you failed in your exams is becoz you dont follow the instructions given.

the title was only for men to open?




Can you lick your nipples?
Her: [No]
You: Can I?

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I was wondering where the dent on your face came from...but now i know,her heel met your face!

PS:You should add a disclaimer down there..coz i know some dumb dude will try using these lines....


Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..

How about this one..?

When I saw your radiant smile and ooooh sexy face,I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your number for insurance reasons.


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''come sit on my lap and we can talk about wot pops up first!'


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